When I build a deck, I overbuild that deck. When I cast for panfish, I nonetheless use 80-pound test line. When I grill over "instant light" charcoal, I still drench it in a half-bottle of lighter fluid to make sure it gets real hot, real fast.
So naturally I was attracted to the Karcher 1750 PSI pressure washer right away. I think--after custom modification--it'd be perfect for a project I'm working on.
See, most people would look at this thing, with its DirtBlaster Spray Wand for heavy-duty cleaning and its Vario Power Spray Wand for adjustable pressure, and they'd think "awesome, with this I can clean everything from mossy bricks to fragile window screens." And that's what it's made for, I guess. It's got an onboard detergent tank for easy sudsing, and an ergonomic upright design for maneuverability. Also, it can draw its water from a standing source, you don't necessarily have to have a faucet available. Convenient, if you're washing the driveway.
But washing the driveway sounds pretty boring to me. I've got more ambitious plans for mine.
See, I'm redoing my downstairs bathroom, and I have this idea to repurpose the Karcher pressure washer as a high-powered, industrial-strength, superhygienic bidet.
It's going to be great. You should come over and test-drive it when I've got it all installed! One quick burst from the Karcher and I bet you'll be cleaner back there than you've ever been in your life. It's going to be exhilarating.
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They're the shrimp of the land. The buffalo of the sky. They're delicious and arguably healthy, relative to some other snacks. And best of all, they're incredibly easy to farm.
All you need is an open range (gas, electric or microwave) and the proper application of heat, feed, butter and salt. And, of course, patience and time. With all these combined, you'll have a lovely flock of nuggets in no time.
Of course, not all of them will be perfect. You're bound to wind up with a few angry kernels that are impossible to enjoy. Don't despair, this is just the natural state of things. Use these kernels as weapons, either to fight off predators or to fight each other for money. This can supplement your income and help to make your farming profitable in its very first year! Just don't let the cops find out.
Wear this shirt: to show that you're tender.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're a genetic engineer. Do your own work!
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"The ones with the Rasta lions printed on them? That's just some itally-grown organic coffee from Marley Coffee, the company founded by Bob Marley's son Rohan Marley and Shane Whittle to continue Bob Marley's legacy with ethically-grown, great-tasting coffee."
"Coffee? You sure that's all?"
"I'd brew you a cup and let you see for yourself, if I hadn't left my percolator in my other jacket. I wish I could, too, because this Mystic Morning stuff would wake you right up, with rich, medium-to-full bodied flavors of cocoa, spice, cedar, and cinnamon. Or maybe you'd rather have the sultry, smoky-"
"Smoky, you said?"
"Uh, poor word choice given the situation, but yeah. I just meant, the Jammin Java has a smooth, sweet, earthy, and yes, smoky character with a lingering finish. There's also One Love, a bright, floral-tinged Ethiopian Yirgacheffe with notes of blueberry, cocoa, and spice. When I really need a pick-me-up, I go for the Lively Up Espresso's five-bean punch of dynamically dense espresso flavor, with hints of cocoa, candied fruit, and buttery caramel. But when it's time to mellow out, it's all about the Simmer Down Decaf, a mild but spicy medium roast."
"OK, OK, I get the idea. You're trying to tell me all you have in those bags is coffee. Right. But when I pulled you over, you were listening to reggae. And everybody knows-"
"Oh, you mean Family Time, the Ziggy Marley album-"
"That's the one."
"Oh, uh, it's for kids?"
"Yeah, it's my two-year-old's favorite, and I guess she got me hooked. Its 12 tracks feature Ziggy and an all-star cast assembled by producer Don Was. The likes of Paul Simon, Jack Johnson, Toots Hibbert, Elizabeth Mitchell, and Willie Nelson join Ziggy for a laid-back Jamaican-flavored session inspired by Ziggy's own kids, Judah and Gideon. Is that the one you mean?"
"I guess so. Hmmm. Looks like you're right, there's nothing in these bags but coffee."
Family Time is Ziggy Marley's third solo album and first full-length offering especially for children and families. With original songs newly-composed by Marley himself, the album features a variety of family and friends as guests including Rita Marley (Ziggy s mother), Cedella Marley (sister), Judah Marley (daughter), Paul Simon, Jack Johnson, Willie Nelson, Toots Hibberts (of Toots and the Maytals), Elizabeth Mitchell, Laurie Berkner, Paula Fuga and two stories narrated by Jamie Lee Curtis.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, you're going to hear a lot of things from the defense today. You're going to hear how the defendant came from very meager beginnings in the shipyards and neighborhoods of Pennsylvania. You'll hear how its simple construction and packaging couldn't possibly have made so many children and adults alike so happy for so many years.
What you WON'T hear is how the defendant conspired to entrance and hypnotize children with its wavy, snake-like dance and fun neon colors. What you WON'T hear is how the defendant used these children to manipulate their parents into buying it in mass quantities, making it one of the most classic toys of our time. What you WON'T hear is the doping effect it has on adults as they rock the ends back and forth in their hands.
FACT! Tracks found on the stairs at each crime scene will show that the accused was there, sometimes with an accomplice.
FACT! Eyewitnesses who were there at the scenes will testify to hearing "slinkity" sounds coming from those very same stairs only moments before an eruption of laughter and amusement. Our experts will prove to you that that sound is so unique, that it could only belong to one thing.
What else could cause such elation in a child? What else could possibly provide hours of entertainment for both young and old? A spring, ladies and gentlemen, a spring! A marvelous thing that sits here in this courtroom today attempting to convince you of its innocence.
The Defense simply has no case. When you put all the evidence together, there's only one conclusion you a possibly come to.