(1) Sandisk Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player with 1.9" LCD, FM Tuner & microSDHC Slot
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"I'm not sure what the committee loved best: the Sansa Fuze's puny 4GB hard drive, its teensy 1.9" color screen, or its total disregard for the kinds of DRM restrictions that made America what it is today."
"Sure, it makes big promises for cheap, low-hassle portable multimedia, and it offers audio and video playback for up to 24 hours on one battery charge, and includes an FM radio, built-in voice recorder, and comes in your choice of black, red, or pink. But what has it really accomplished?"
"I'm still waiting to see the Sansa Fuze's birth certificate."
"Those effete, elitist, wine-sipping, violin-playing, European cosmopolitans love the Sansa Fuze because they hate America's freedom, America's power, America's children, America's Grandmas, America's puppies, and America's freedom. Also, it goes really well with cheese. That ought to tell you something right there."
"This is an affirmative action pick, pure and simple. There's no way they would've honored the Sansa Fuze if it was white."
As the cool weather surrounds us, everyone's mind turns to the lovely arboreal extravaganza we call "fall". Which is really sort of creepy if you look at it from the tree's point of view. I mean, what if every time you shaved a bunch of tiny little people came in and talked about how romantic it was and had their kids jump into a big pile of your stubble? You'd be really freaked out, right?
And what if every time you went to bed, a whole bunch of hobbyist painters came in and started doing these admittedly lovely canvases showing you in a most unflattering light? All 5 o'clock shadow and little tufts of hair everywhere, You'd be really upset the whole world focused on this brutally realistic phase of your life.
So today's shirt celebrates the glorious beauty of nature's forest, not the cruel joke of nature's loss. Because we at shirt.woot have decided to make a stand. A stand with the trees. Hey, that's actually a pretty good idea. A shirt.woot stand made out of trees. We could put it on the lawn and move a few shirts. Anybody have a saw?
Wear this shirt: if you want to tree-t yourself.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're the Golden Age Green Lantern. It's better not to take chances.
This shirt tells the world: "I look tough, but inside, I'm sappy."
We call this color: Brown. No Matter What Else Your Eyes Are Telling You. It's Brown. The Shirt Will Be Brown.
Bio: tgentry... hey! Gentree! Wow, we love it when they make it easy for us. You other regular derby winners can learn a lesson from this guy.
Design Placement: Right Side
3X - S: 10.08" x 19" WXL - WS: 7.56" x 14.25" K12 - K4: 6.9" x 13"
Please check our <a title="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" href="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" class="modalPopUp sizingchart">sizing chart</a> before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
A slice of bread? No, no, that's not right. A little oil and vinegar can make that simple bread into a delicious cake-like treat! And what about that sandwich? Just meat and vegetables? That's crazy talk! A little oil and vinegar can add some real flavor! And who's that eating a bare salad? Is he crazy? Hey, come over here, buddy, because we need to talk.
But for the fortunate ones who already know that oil and vinegar can make the world a better place, here's a real treat. This lovely Gourmet Kitchens Medley of oils and vinegar is exactly what you need to start preparing for those wonderful autumn dishes you'll begin eating when your body starts demanding pre-hibernation fat. No, no, don't be afraid. Embrace it. Let your inner animal run free.
Just don't start thinking this is the sort of oil you get for cheap at the local Shop-N-Flee. This set begins with a tasty Pumpkinseed oil, harvested by hand and pressed out of the seeds of Austrian squash. Did you remember that pumpkins are a squash? If not, you've learned something for Halloween triva night. This "green gold" will not only add a simple, nutty flavor to your salads, it will also cling lovingly to each leaf, adding flavor and color. And it won an NASFT Award in 2004. Who knew oil had its own awards?
The Walnut oil is not as critically acclaimed, but we think it will have a strong underground following. Think of it as a Scorsese type, always neglected but long overdue. It come from full flavored French walnuts, and will be delightful with cheeses, or vegetables, or mixed with the included vinegar... but we're getting ahead of ourselves. Just think of that as a foodie spoiler.
Up next is the Basil oil, with a grapeseed oil base and lots of Vitamin E. Two types of basil combine to create an intense basil flavor, even when you don't have fresh basil on hand. Perfect for bread, or maybe steamed veggies or even a quick mozzarella and tomato snack. And right beside it, the Rosemary oil, good for hot or cold use, and adding that strong rosemary taste to potatoes, meats, pasta or even a frozen pizza you got from the corner store. Hey, we all have those comfort food nights, right? Nobody's judging here.
Plus all these oils aren't alone in some unmixable anti-water consortium. There's also a wonderful Shallot vinegar, which has been created in the old style via the Orleans Method. We like to imagine this process involves putting fresh shallots alongside a hint of garlic and onions and raising them on a wooden platform to be struck by lightning, but it's probably nothing that cool. What we are sure about is that this crisp, white wine vinegar will work as a marinade for game, fish or fowl, while also fitting nicely in a vinaigrette.
Even the worst meal ever can be improved by the right oil and vinegar addition. And why would you be eating the worst meal ever? You're more sophisticated than that! So let your pretty good dinner become a really pretty good dinner with this Gourmet Kitchen Medley of oil and vinegar. And then invite us over to join you. You've got our numbers, right?
Darling, come look at the doll. No, no, I'm sure they'll find the car soon. Come look at the doll. It's Catherine, see? Sweet, innocent Catherine, designed by Fondest Memories, looking like she did just before her first recital. See? See her scale violin and shiny shoes? See her beautiful dress, just like the one you picked out for her? Any young girl would be happy to look so beautiful. Sweet Catherine, just how she was that lovely day. No g-string jean shorts or tube tops that barely cover her chest. Just a beautiful young lady with a bright future.
Do you remember that recital, darling? Oh, she was so perfect. Just like this doll. We wanted that day to last forever, that's why I was so happy to find the Fondest Memories Catherine doll. It takes me back to a time when she'd be happy in patent leather and pink. Back before we had to nail her window closed to keep her from sneaking out after we went to bed. Back before we'd wake up for work and find a little pile of cigarette butts beside the porch. Darling, come, sit beside me. Look at the doll.
It's just a phase, of course. A long, continuous, seemingly eternal phase. Really, we were probably just as bad. She's just expressing herself, like the books told us to expect. It's a difficult age. Thank goodness when it gets to be too much, we can spend some time with this doll. It's almost magical, the way it takes me back to that perfect day. Look, her arms and legs don't move, so she can't run away. She can only stand there, and be perfect. Wouldn't that be wonderful? Come, darling, come. Look at the doll with me. Look at the doll.
Did she leave any money in your purse this time? Two dollars? Well, that was nice of her. See, she's meeting us halfway, just like the therapist said. Soon she'll be off to college, and we'll miss moments like this. This is the sort of thing a family laughs at after a few years. Come on, sit with me. Look at the doll. The perfect doll. Look at that sweet face. Isn't it nice when it's not screaming at us? There isn't even any blue eyeshadow on it. And I forgot how she looks when her head isn't shaved. Such beautiful hair, our sweet Catherine.
Darling, this Fondest Memories Catherine doll is like a little frozen piece of perfection. Do you remember how happy we were at the recital that day? The way she was so excited to have a second piece of cake? How she said "please" and "thank you" and sat up very straight? No, sweetheart, I'm sure the police will find her before she reaches Mardi Gras. It doesn't mean anything that her Facebook got deleted for adult content, it's a big company, they're bound to make mistakes now and then. You'll see, it'll all be fine. Just sit down. Sit down at look at the doll. The perfect little doll. It's just a phase. You'll see. Just a phase. Look at the doll. Look at the doll. Our lovely Catherine. You'll see, darling. Just look at the doll.
Sculpted with an eye for detail and a desire to capture realistic facial expressions
Catherine is wearing a salmon pink dress with a green sash and a matching bow in her hair
Her dress features a white yoke with lace trim and embroidered flowers
Burgundy shoes with white socks
Includes display stand
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
Stands 27" tall
Contains polyester fibers and plastic coated wire stiffener
There are few moments more magical, memorable or monumental than a girl's first recital. Catherine has practiced for months and months and now, finally, the time has come to show her parents what she's learned. A child's natural emotion is laid bare in Catherine's sweet face as she performs before her first audience.