(1) RCA S2001 Jet 1GB Rechargeable Sport Media Player w/FM Tuner & Recording, BMI Calculator, Stopwatch
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'Sup playa? How's it hangin'? Guess you had plans over the weekend. Just one song? Oh, you had a gig full? Ha ha! That's my playa!
Oh, sorry, I didn't introduce you. This is my lady friend, Janice. Janice, this is the RCA 1GB MP3 Player. He's a hardcore playa, so you watch yourself around him! He'll steal you from me! Ha ha!
Yeah, he does look pretty nice. That's cause this playa knows how to look good. He's got a BMI calculator built right in so he basically can live at the gym. For example, right now, he could tell you how fat you are, no hesitation. Hey, Janice, don't get mad at me! I'm joking! Aw, look at that, the playa's bought you a drink. How nice.
Anyway, my playa here, he's always got women all over him. Maybe it's because he's got no moving parts and he's all flash memory? He's splash proof too, so when you get mad and throw a drink in his face, he'll be fine. No, no, I'm just kidding. That's the sort of thing that only happens to me.
Wow, you guys are getting close together there. Is the playa showing you his digital FM tuner with 20 presets? He can record too, right to MP3 from the radio. He's got USB 2.0 too. I said USB 2.0. What? Oh, you were looking at the built in stopwatch. Yeah, he's great as an exercise tool. Oh, you're going out to the car for a second? Can I go? Oh, right, right. I should save the booth.
Hey, wait a second, we're at the bar! Oh, ha ha ha ha. RCA 1GB MP3 Player, you've done it again. Good thing Janice is actually a transvestite hooker I paid to seduce you. That's the last time you try to steal one of my girls, playa. I wish I could see the look on your clear, easy-to-read OLED display when you find out. Have a good night, playa! Cause this time, you got played!
Warranty: 1 Year RCA
1GB Flash Memory
Stores up to 340 songs (WMA @128Kbps, 3 minutes per song)
Easy-to-read and ultra bright single color OLED display
Digital FM Tuner with 20 Presets so that you can listen to your favorite radio stations
Splash Proof - built for workouts, this device is water and sweat-resistant so you can take it with you on a jog or bring it to the gym
Built-in lithium rechargeable battery lets you enjoy up to 15 hours of music playback on a single charge
built for the active user
Integrated Body Mass Index Calculator feature calculates and reports your personal BMI ratio
Stop Watch to track your lap time or run time with this easy-to-use integrated stop watch
FM Record to record while listening to an FM station to mp3 format
Later you can listen to the recorded radio or download to your computer for personal use
Audio Playback (mp3, WMA, WMDRM-10, Audible) plays open mp3 and WMA audio files and is compatible with many secure music download and subscription services
USB 2.0 PC Interface for Hi-speed transfers
Flash memory requires no moving parts so you are able to listen to skipless audio playback
Includes armband, wristband and sport clip earphones
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(1) Black Woot Tee
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Please remember at all times that demons are slovenly and conniving, and will attempt to talk you into canceling class early or bringing jelly donuts. Just like with telemarketers and collection agencies, it is important you do not consent at any time. Rather, turn their question about on them, perhaps with a metaphor implying that within every bigger demon, a smaller demon resides. Note: do your homework regarding your clients. Certain big demons actually do have small demons residing within, and would likely find that metaphor unhelpful.
To begin the ritual, be sure you have a wide open space inscribed with a sanctified circle in which the demons will be standing. Then, write the following incantation on the Holy Chalkboard: Free Class: 2pm. Additionally, take steps to be sure that you are actually free at 2pm. If you do not have a Holy Chalkboard one can be purchased at the Vatican Gift Shop for a small fee.
As the demons arrive, remember to get their true names in order to create a proper mailing list. Also the demons must be sorted by skill level, not age or size. This will ensure a more efficient exercise session. When the session is ended, be sure to dismiss the demons without breaking the circle, and remember to invite them to the more advanced class on Tuesday night which only costs five dollars. Please be sure that this class is taught by an old priest and a young priest.
Wear this shirt: when you attempt to better the devil you know.
Don't wear this shirt: while eating pea soup. It might spill.
This shirt tells the world: "Two more! Gimmie two more! The power of Christ compels you!"
We call this color: Always Be Sure To Stretch Properly So You Don't Hurt Your Black
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 11.26" x 14" WXL - K4: 8.44" x 10.5"
Please check our <a class="modalPopUp sizingchart" href="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" title="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm">sizing chart</a> before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
No,we don't rescue many princesses these days, or shoot many laser bolts at many slavering abominations while avoiding their many tentacles. Just not part of our lifestyle anymore. But while our tastes have matured, we haven't lost our craving for adventure - blocky, crudely-rendered adventure.
That's why we're hitting RESET on another bottle of Boss Monster by Woot Cellars. Made from grapes grown on the hillsides of the Dry Creek Valley in northern Sonoma County, this 2007 Zinfandel delivers the fruit and spice characteristic of its native valley, sweet ripe blackberry laced with the tiniest dusting of black pepper. It's a power-up you can get without breaking some bricks with your head. It's an enchanted potion you don't have to buy from some hut-bound oldster who only knows three sentences.
Don't look for the GAME OVER screen anytime soon, either - because now that we're featuring a new wine deal three days a week, we'll be extending the Monday Wine.Woot offer to last all week on <a href="http://wine.woot.com/Monday">its own page</a>. In other words, this wine just picked up an extra life.
Boss Monster got us so nostalgic for our youthful gaming days, we hauled out our old consoles and fired them up again. And you know what? Maybe the games aren't as challenging or interesting as they used to be. But they start looking pretty amazing after a couple of glasses of Boss Monster.
(1) Digital Blue DS15006 Disney Flix Hannah Montana Video Camera w/ HSM Magic Director Pack CD
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The pet store is full of guinea pigs who'd love to star in my all-guinea-pig remake of Hannah Montana. So if you'd rather keep chewing on that little cardboard guitar instead of pretending to play it, I can replace you in zero seconds flat, got it?
Maybe you just don't understand what an incredible opportunity this is. A rodent like you should be begging to be immortalized by the Disney Flix Hannah Montana Digital Camera. You should be at your absolute best for its VGA video, built-in mic, and 4x digital zoom. But you keep filling up its 64MB onboard memory with unusable takes. Sure, I could go buy an SD card (sold separately) to expand the memory - but maybe it'd be cheaper if I just found a new star, huh?
Now, let's try this scene again. And don't think I missed how flat your performances have been, Frisky and Mr. Cheekums. If you need a little motivation to act more excited, well, Dad's snake is looking awfully hungry. Action!
Warranty: 1 year Digital Blue
With Disney Flix Video Camera, kids can easily shoot videos and even make full length movies
Easy to Use: One-touch record with instant playback
Palm size, full-function camcorder that records digitally -- no tape or discs necessary
Includes a special Disney Director mode, which guides the user to make a complete movie using storyboards and audio cues coming directly from the camera
Downloading video to a PC is easy with Disney Flix Software, letting budding directors edit their movie and add special effects, Disney clips, professional-looking transitions and more
Once the movie is complete, the masterpiece can be screened at home or emailed to friends and family
Resolution: 1.3MP Still Resolution, VGA 640x480 Video Resolution