(1) Philips SHN2500 Active Noise Canceling Headphones
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It's got a lousy beat and you can't dance to it. If the city sounds so great, why are all these people running around with MP3 players? Why is "I Gotta Feeling" the top iTunes download right now? Forget about the city sounding better than your favorite band. The city can't even beat the Black-Eyed Peas.
Clearly, cities should be lived in and not heard. So plug up your noise-holes with these Philips Noise Canceling Earbuds. No, they won't drown out that bone saw or that trombone or those howler monkeys - what is your neighbor doing up in that apartment, anyway? But they're great for muffling the nonspecific hum that arises when you cram millions of people, machines, and animals together.
And like John Candy, they're at their best in planes, trains, and automobiles. Even the most hushed, ethereal acoustic elegy will come through loud and clear, thanks to compact noise-canceling electronics that Philips says will reduce unwanted ambient noise by 70%. Our tests reveal it's more like 67%, which would upset us if we weren't totally lying about running our own tests.
So drown out as much of the urban cacophony as your preferred killer jams can handle. The Philips Noise Canceling Earbuds will take care of the rest. But keep your eyes open and your wits about you - one of those buses you're not hearing might be headed right at you.
Warranty: 1 Year Philips
Compact electronics reduce unwanted external noise by 70%
Enjoy soft music on flights and in trains and similar places without hearing a distracting buzz in the background
Creates a perfect seal for perfect sound and significantly reduces unwanted background noise
Enjoy music with or without the noise canceling feature enabled
Designed to wear in front or around your neck for convenience
Split cable design from noise canceling module to ear buds with adjustable sliding grommet
Sliding grommet for adjustable cable tension around neck
Small noise canceling control box makes bulky control boxes unnecessary
Sliding On/Off switch on noise canceling module
3.5" adapter connects to all types of audio devices
A 60" long cable that is ideal for outdoor use
Acoustic system: Open
Active noise attenuation: 50-1500 Hz, >10 dB at 300 Hz
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(1) Asphalt Woot Tee
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Happy? No, no, my friend, this is aggression. This is what you see when you come in to a hotel room unannounced at four in the morning and start screaming "ATTENTION: WE'RE ALL OUT OF BANANA PANCAKES." while banging on a trash can lid.
When left alone, the chimp is... well, sometimes they kill each other and eat bush babies but for the most part, they're pretty calm. But provoke them in that special human way, and you've got Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes all over again. A bit like when you tell a fat guy the local McDonald's stopped serving breakfast ten minutes ago.
You know, maybe our two species aren't that different after all.
Wear this shirt: around leopards and gibbons and those jerks in the other tribe from the lowlands. Bunch of jerks, coming around here and marking our territory. That's our territory, we just marked that ourselves!
Don't wear this shirt: if you refuse to learn sign language under any circumstances.
This shirt tells the world: "Fling your poo elsewhere lest you draw my ire."
We call this color: Asphalt mit Sch�del
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 14" x 15.18" WXL - WS: 10.5" x 11.39" K12 - K4: 8.5" x 9.22"
Please check our <a title="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" href="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" class="modalPopUp sizingchart">sizing chart</a> before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
Oh, it's just as fruit-forward, full-flavored, and food-friendly as <a href="http://wine.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7509">previous vintages</a>. Those allspice, fig, cherry, violet, blackberry flavors are still as muscular and lively as the superheroes on its labels. But a splash of port gives this 2006 California Zinfandel a summery character, leaning slightly toward a semi-dry vibe (but not getting all the way there). What the hell: we're gonna go ahead and recommend that you drink it slightly chilled. You only go 'round once, right?
Kansans, it's the perfect thing for floating down the Verdigris River, or toasting the World's Largest Ball of Twine, or sampling the delights on offer in the fleshpots of Topeka. Tennesseans, you'll be amazed at how InZINerator helps you appreciate the Sunsphere, or Memphis-style barbecue, or the International Towing & Recovery Museum in Chattanoogy. Either way, now your tongue will walk in the path trodden by so many other tongues in so many other states. Which is kind of a gross image when we think about it. But anyway, nice to have you!