"Yeah, I know. It's great. It's like you're really in the room with Bumblebee and Optimus Prime. I'm here all the time, it's a great place. But Doug, you know, keep in mind that the staff is-"
"I know, I know. Mostly Transfomers. Everything here's 'more than meets the eye'. I'm not exactly a novice at this, Jack. I used to have a Megatron that turned into a gun. Hey, I'm gonna get us some drinks. Bartender? Bartender?"
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE HANDSOME
"Wow, you're the hottest bartender I've ever seen! You look just like Megan Fox!"
THANKS HONEY EVERYONE SAYS SO
"This place is so cool. Hey, give me two beers... and your phone number!"
HA HA HA COMING RIGHT UP SWEET TALKER
"Hey, Jack! Check out the bartender! She looks just like Megan Fox! And she thinks I'm funny! She's got a really husky voice, though. Think she smokes?"
"Doug, maybe you should-"
"Look at her. I gotta go for it, man. You don't mind, right?"
"Doug, listen, this is a Transformer bar. Transformers. Those four foot tall stickers made from high quality fiber and high resolution printing..."
"Jack, I can see the Mega-Size Gamer Graffix Wall Stickers plainly. They're huge, you can't miss them. It's like the next generation in posters and they can go on any flat surface and are easy to remove or reapply. It's pretty obvious where I am."
"Okay, well, you're my friend and I'm not gonna judge you but... you're sure you know what you're doing?"
"Jack, I'm an old pro. She's totally into me already. I can't just let this pass me by."
Okay, well, if it's what you want... I'll just go sit over by either Optimus Prime or Bumblebee, then. You go... do whatever it is you think you're doing. Good luck, Doug."
"Hey, thanks, Jack! Oh, are these my drinks, babe?"
YOU KNOW IT, SWEETIE
"Listen, I can't help but notice... are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Here, I bought this one just for you."
HA HA HA HA YOU ARE SO SMOOTH AND FUNNY AND CUTE TOO
"Yeah, you too. You're even hotter than the Mega-Size Gamer Graffix Wall Stickers over there. Say, what time do you get off work? Cause I was thinking you and me could have a little fun tonight."
OH WOW REALLY I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT TYPE
"Type? Babe, I'm all about hot bartenders. Hey, why don't you come out here so I can take a good look at you?"
OF COURSE LET ME JUST WALK OVER THERE TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BAR
"Yeah, you look just like Megan Fox. As though you made yourself up to look just like her on purpose. Wow. I can't believe how exact... wait a minute..."
WHAT DO YOU THINK CUTIE I FILL THESE TIGHT PANTS PRETTY GOOD HUH
"Wait... is that... are those your keys or something? Or a flashlight?"
NO HONEY. THIS IS A TRANSFORMER BAR, REMEMBER? I'M JUST MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE.
"You're more than... oh my god. Jack! Jack!"
LISTEN I'M ABOUT TO GO ON LUNCH WHY DON'T WE SNEAK OUT TO MY CAR AND THEN WE CAN TRANSFER THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP IF YOU FOLLOW ME
"I don't... I mean, I thought... Jack! Jaaaaaaack!"
Warranty: No Warranty
Huge four foot tall wall poster
Three dimensional graphic designs
Easily applied to any flat surface for decorative use
Easy to remove and reapply, won't damage walls
Consists of high quality carbon fiber and undergo high resolution printing to provide sharp colors and three dimensional depth
Reusable and repositionable wall graphics
Your choice of Optimus Prime or Bumblebee
Optimus Prime Design Size: 30X48 inches (4 Feet tall)
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So. Let's look at the facts. A boy is found dead. A man with a red tie and a dog is spotted by a woman in a Victorian costume. The mysterious key is nearby. The woman knows a man in a top hat who looks a little bit like Lincoln. Then there's the mysterious fingerprint on the antique gun. An empty wineglass. Could the boy have been drinking? Did the fish in the hat cover his tracks?
The man in the red tie is dead. Found on a lamppost. It feels like we're getting close. What are we missing? Was it in the library? The dinosaur bone? The man in the red tie loved that bone, he'd never give it up without a fight. But who would want the bone? A museum? A collector? The only person who ever was interested... oh, right, too soon for that joke. But who else cared? Wait... oh, it's just Rex. Who's a good boy, Rex? You want a nice treat? You want a nice bon- wait... wait, Rex! Rex! Don't make it worse, Rex! Put that gun down! No, Rex, no! Bad dog! Bad-
Would it kill you to slow up and have a real meal for a change? Mia Sebastiani's mom, Nancy, cooks for her whole family every Sunday. Mia, Nancy, and the rest of the fam sit down together for hearty repasts made with care from flavorful, fresh ingedients. She believes in the power of a well-cooked meal so much, Mia will even save you the time of reducing wine for your sauces. So there's one less excuse you have.
These two bottles bring sophistication and depth to your <a href="http://www.donandsons.com/threeloosescrews/miaskitchen/recipes.php">recipes, salads, hors d'oeuvres, and marinades</a>. If you're grilling anything from steak skewers to portabella mushrooms, make sure the Cabernet Sauvignon Wine Reduction Sauce is on the table. Lighter fare - Asian, say, or seafood - calls for the Chardonnay Wine Reduction Sauce. Both are made from the classic Burgundian varietals of the <a href="http://www.donandsons.com/threeloosescrews/miasplayground/">Mia's Playground</a> line of wines. The sauces come with a recipe card, but don't stop there; each sauce can be blended, drizzled, whisked, sprinkled, and splashed into a staggering array of appetizers and main dishes alike.