"Well, you know, a lot of people been sayin' I- um, I mean we couldn't win the big one without <a href="http://sellout.woot.com/">the C-1 Center Channel Speaker</a>. But the answer is right up there on the scoreboard, know'm sayin'? I never have to hear that idiotic criticism again. I shoc- no, we shocked the world tonight."
"What was your game plan going into this series?"
"Just, you know, play the game that got me- uh, us here, you know. 6.5" shielded woofers for the long game and a 1" aluminum diaphragm tweeter up close. We've really been working on our bi-wire capabilities, too. But we couldn't have done it without the fans, or my attorneys. Hard to deliver high-performance audio when you're in jail, know'm sayin'? I still say that was consensual, by the way."
"And what about that square Tractrix Horn? What role did it play in this victory?"
"That's my- I mean, our secret weapon right there. Maybe it doesn't get the recognition and respect from the press that it deserves, but without that increased sonic detail and sensitivity, I- uh, we don't make it this far. All there is to it."
"Some would say that this championship really cements your role as a key part of the great legacy of this team. Your thoughts?"
"Well, you know, it's just a great honor for Klipsch to have me on this team, wearing the same logo that so many greats before me have worn, carrying this great Klipsch legacy of quality on my shoulders. And I guess I'm somewhat honored by it, too."
"So you've taken the title. What next?"
"Well, I'm gonna go back to the hotel in a little while, soon as I finish this interview, and maybe get something to eat-"
(whispering) "No, no, no - the Disneyland thing. Do the Disneyland thing."
"Disneyland? Do I look like I'm six years old? Hell, naw. I'm going to Ibiza."
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