"Don't worry, gang. There must be a logical explanation for this."
"WRRRR PAWRN DO QUEEEN BUN WRRRRR"
"Zoiks! I don't care what you say, Jason, I'm outta here!"
"Ri'm rith rou!"
"Hey, Dave, look at this! What do you make of it?"
"According to my calcuations, there's a 98% chance that this is... an Excalibur Phantom Force Chess Set!"
"Zoiks! Does that mean we're King of England?"
Scott. But it does mean that the people of this sleepy little fishing
village have nothing more to fear from the so-called ghost who teaches
chess! The Excalibur Phantom Force Chess Set is designed to play itself
while you learn, moving the pieces noisily and talking to you in a
cheap computer voice."
"WRRRR KNIBT DAKES VROOK WRRRRR"
"Trends point to that being what the old lady at the bakery heard!"
call, Dave! The Excalibur Phantom Force Chess Set also rates your chess
skill as you play, and can help anyone improve their game. Plus it's
cool to play against a ghost."
"Ro rit risn't!"
"You can say that again, Matthew!"
"Ro rit risn't!"
"Hahahaha... hey, what's that smell? Scott, are you smoking something?"
"Zoiks! I mean, no, of course not. But we're gonna stop for a snack or something pretty soon, right?"
"sshh-click Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. I've gone ahead and turned the Fasten Seat Belts light on,
and if you're in the aisle I'd ask that you return to your seat at this
"Nothing to be too worried about, but we are flying
into an area that's known to be patrolled by sky-pirates in magic
"Honestly, I don't expect we'll be boarded. We
haven't had too much trouble the past couple months. But we may have to
change altitudes pretty suddenly to give 'em the slip, so if you would,
please make your way back to your seats and buckle up, just to be safe.
if you're carrying any jewelry or valuables, including cash,
electronics, or liquor, now would be a good time to stow those items
out of sight. I appreciate your cooperation, and I want to thank you
again for flying with us. On behalf of the entire crew, we know you
have a choice when it comes to air travel, and we're OH MY GOD, THERE THEY A-sh-click"
Wear this shirt: tied around your head, under a tricorne. Dashing!
Don't wear this shirt: through airport security.
This shirt tells the world: "Thank you for flying Corsair."
We call this color: Arrrsphalt
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 15" x 18.01" WXL - WS: 11.25" x 13.51" K12 - K4: 9" x 10.81"
It's the eternal struggle: muscle or smarts? Work hard or work
smart? Beat-people-up Batman or analyze-fibers-found-at-the-scene
Batman? To our ancient ancestors, the bow-and-arrow must have seemed
like an overly complicated egghead's substitute for an honestly chucked
spear. When the Pyramids were under construction, there were probably
some he-man Hebrews scoffing at their spindlier brethren for shoving
those stones up an inclined plane. And today, there are those who say
this Wine Enthusiast Cork Jet pump-style corkscrew is an unnecessary
solution to a problem that the simple corkscrew already has under
We say, save the twisting and shouting for the
Isley Brothers. You've got all that grey pudding in your skull for a
reason, right? The Cork Jet puts the power of compressed CO2
to work for you, because you're a lot smarter than some cloud of gas
molecules. Just remove the foil with the included cutter, place the
Cork Jet over the bottle neck, and push down to penetrate the cork with
the needle. Then just press the button at the top and let the Cork Jet
take it from there. A harmless inert gas lifts the cork right out of
the bottle. Rotate the silver part at the bottom counterclockwise to
release the cork from the Jet. It's the shortest route between you and
you should know that using this on Champagne or sparkling wines could
permanently end your enjoyment of wine, and life itself. Cork Jet is not
recommended for square or rectangular bottles, either, nor those
bottles that are partially square or rectangular. And after you open
about 80 bottles, you'll need another CO2 cartridge from Wine Enthusiast. But a big-brained mammal like you oughtta have no problem keeping all that in mind.
Warranty: 90 Day Wine Enthusiast
Uncork easily without twisting or tugging
Insert the needle into the cork, push the button, and watch the cork pop out instantly without any effort