"I know! If only there was a better- Hey, do you hear that? That whooshing sound?"
"Yeah, it sounds like -"
"- a tornado!"
"That's right! I'm the Tornado PC-to-PC transfer device! And I'm here to make moving your files from one computer to another easier and faster than ever - Tornado style!"
"Aaagghh! My leg!"
"My brother's leg! It's trapped under that beam! You - you maniac! What have you done to our house? Here, help me move it! Unggghh - ungghh - it - won't budge! Help me, dammit!"
"No can do, amigo! But I can connect any two PCs so they treat each other like USB hard drives! And I can transfer files between them up to six times faster than typical flash-based storage devices - Tornado style!"
"I don't care! Look at these cuts on my face from all the broken glass! I'll kill you for this, I swear to God!"
"And I'll kill your data-transfer problems! Copy and move files without an Ethernet network and without any cumbersome software to install! Carry me anywhere, share files with anyone, in no time flat - Tornado style!"
"My brother - he's unconscious! Tommy! Tommy, wake up! Tommy? Don't let go, Tommy! You, help me move unggghh - ungghh - this damn beam! Now!"
"Not my core competency, friend! But I will include a copy of PC Eraser pro, which erases your data to Department of Defense standards! You can zero out any sector on your drive up to 35 times, for secure data deletion you can trust - PC Eraser style!"
"I'll never forgive you for this, you - you monster!"
"And I'll never stop helping you transfer your files quickly, easily and securely - Tornado style!"
Warranty: 1 Year Data Drive Thru
Tornado Transfer Features:
Transfer computer files between 2 PCs via USB
No extra software to load, the file transfer application is stored on the device and automatically loads when you plug 2 PCs into the device
More reliable to transfer files than using a wireless network
Easier to set up than using an Ethernet network to transfer files
Compatible with USB 2.0, transfer files at 25Mb per second
Easy way to transfer files from an old computer
No external power required, powers itself
Retractable cables extend to four feet
Pocket size and only 4.8 oz
LED indicator flashes while transferring
Windows 98SE (and in some cases Windows ME) operating system does not support the auto loading of drivers. To load the necessary 98 driver, <A href="http://www.thetornado.com/downloads.asp">click here</A> to download the driver
PC Eraser Features:
Securely deletes files from a hard drive
US DoD 5220(22M) E,C and E solutions, 7 pass
US DoD 5220(22M) E solution, 3 pass
Simplified Random Data solution 1 pass
Guttman 35 pass solution set
Compatible with Win98, WinME, Win2000, WinXP, and Vista
Removes data from FAT, FAT32, and NTFS partitions
In the box:
Tornado USB Data Transfer Device
PC Eraser Software
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The animals in today shirt, probably totally by coincidence, make up the Chinese Zodiac. And that got us thinking, are there any serial killers in China?
No, no, slow down, don't call the cops, we didn't mean it like that. All we meant is that a killer with a gimmick tied to the Chinese Zodiac would really just be able to hit an all you can eat buffet or a really good jerky store. Maybe the dragon would be hard to find, but rabbit, chicken, ox, sheep and pig are pretty easy if you have a good butcher.
So could that be all we need to do? Could the problem of evil be solved if we redid the Necronomicon to be about how to order pizza? We can't say for sure, but we do know one thing: that horse is totally trying to trample that snake.
Wear this shirt: inside out. The tiger will nuzzle your bellybutton.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're keeping kosher, because we think it breaks a couple of rules. That monkey is half-shellfish on his father's side.
This shirt tells the world: "Those little swirly things are leap seconds added in to keep the signs accurate. They're made of marshmallow and ducklings."
We call this color: All Of These Animals Would Taste Better With Cranberry Sauce And You Know This
Design Placement: Right Side
3X - S: 12.51" x 18"
WXL - K4: 9" x 12.94"
Pantone Color(s): White 7422C - 148C - 163C - 7428C
Rest assured that these Beehive Cheese Co. cheeses are made with milk from flightless, four-limbed Jersey cows, with real live udders and everything. They graze on lush alfalfa sprung from nutrient-rich soil near the Great Salt Lake. And you can taste the Utah in every bite.
But mostly you can taste the cheese. The Old-World, artisan, handmade cheese. And, in the case of Barely Buzzed, the espresso and lavender that's been rubbed on the rind. It adds a butterscotch-caramel character that supplements the cheese's full-bodied, nutty flavor. For best results, administer this smooth cheese alongside a medium-bodied red wine. You'll understand why it took first place in the Flavored Cheddar category at the 2008 American Cheese Society Annual Cheese Competition.
The Great Salt Lake also plays a role in the great salt flavor of SeaHive. An ancient sea bed near Redmond, Utah provides the salt, flecked with colorful traces of more than 50 minerals. Combine that with local honey from wildflower-pollinating bees and you've got a versatile, alluring cheese that could only have come from the Beehive State.
So on your next drive through Utah, don't expect to see bees hooked up to little milking machines. But do expect the unexpectedly Utahan flair of Beehive Cheese Co.
1lb Barely Buzzed:
Serving Size: 1 oz (28g)
Servings per Container: 8
Amount Per Serving:
Calories from Fat 84
% Daily Value:
Total Fat: 9g 14%
Saturated Fat: 6g 30%
Cholesterol: 29mg 10%
Sodium: 185mg 8%
Total Carbohydrate: 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber: 0g 0%
Vitamin: A 6%
Vitamin: C 0%
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet