(1) HP dv7-1245dx AMD Dual-Core 2.1 GHz 17" 4GB DDR2 320GB HD eSATA HDMI Webcam Notebook
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Wouldn't it be great if you could bulk up your disgustingly SPINDLY legs and SUNKEN chest into a real "HE-MAN" physique - the kind that women and certain men find IRRESISTIBLE? Don't you long for the day you start looking like a RUGGED man of action instead of a Somalian FAMINE VICTIM? It makes me sick to even think of you READING this - imagine the effect you have on people who actually SEE you! Wouldn't you love to go from SCRAWNY to BRAWNY, with the power to PERMANENTLY INJURE the muscleheads who push you around?
Well, keep dreaming. You can't trade in your DNA cards for a better hand. You're doomed to your gaunt, emaciated physique, and all the miracle weight-gain shakes in New Jersey won't change that.
But this HP Pavilion notebook doesn't care. Even when everyone you know mocks your narrow, flimsy body, it'll still provide high-powered portable computing. There's nothing scrawny about its 4GB RAM, but if you want to bulk it up, it's expandable to 8GB. Equally burly is the huge 320GB hard drive, the 2.0ghz dual-core AMD processor, and the hefty 17" LCD. And with the eSATA and HDMI ports, it's better at making data connections than you are at making love connections. Not that that's saying much.
Make no mistake: this pumped-up desktop replacement isn't <A href="http://sellout.woot.com">one of those shriveled little Netbooks</A> that fit in a lady's purse. Tell the truth, this HP Pavilion notebook could probably beat you up, if it had a violent disposition and external limbs. Fortunately for you, all it wants to do is compute. But you might want to lift a few weights before it arrives at your house. It's a little on the heavy side.
Blind Tangelo Feldstein, the old master of traditional
finger-picking country blues, is walking through Guitar Forest with
Sven BjagVarr, the prodigy of the metal shredding scene. The kid,
having exclusively played solid-body electric instruments all his life,
looks upon the trees in Guitar Forest with wonder.
"Blind Tangelo," he asks, "what are those holes in the tree trunks?"
"Why, son," Blind Tangelo replies, "those are knotholes."
Sven says. "I would have guessed they were openings to a resonant
cavity to help radiate the sound of the strings' vibration."
And then Blind Tangelo smacked Sven in the face.
Wear this shirt: to your weekly open jam session.
Don't wear this shirt: to your weeping open sores session.
This shirt tells the world: "If, on the other hand, you do want my peaches..."
We call this color: I Got Them Acoustic Baby Blues.
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 11.19" x 19" WXL - K4: 7.66" x 13"
Rest assured that these Beehive Cheese Co. cheeses are made with
milk from flightless, four-limbed Jersey cows, with real live udders
and everything. They graze on lush alfalfa sprung from nutrient-rich
soil near the Great Salt Lake. And you can taste the Utah in every bite.
mostly you can taste the cheese. The Old-World, artisan, handmade
cheese. And, in the case of Barely Buzzed, the espresso and lavender
that's been rubbed on the rind. It adds a butterscotch-caramel
character that supplements the cheese's full-bodied, nutty flavor. For
best results, administer this smooth cheese alongside a medium-bodied
red wine. You'll understand why it took first place in the Flavored
Cheddar category at the 2008 American Cheese Society Annual Cheese
The Great Salt Lake also plays a role in the
great salt flavor of SeaHive. An ancient sea bed near Redmond, Utah
provides the salt, flecked with colorful traces of more than 50
minerals. Combine that with local honey from wildflower-pollinating
bees and you've got a versatile, alluring cheese that could only have
come from the Beehive State.
So on your next drive through
Utah, don't expect to see bees hooked up to little milking machines.
But do expect the unexpectedly Utahan flair of Beehive Cheese Co.
1lb Barely Buzzed:
Serving Size: 1 oz (28g)
Servings per Container: 8
Amount Per Serving:
Calories from Fat 84
% Daily Value:
Total Fat: 9g 14%
Saturated Fat: 6g 30%
Cholesterol: 29mg 10%
Sodium: 185mg 8%
Total Carbohydrate: 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber: 0g 0%
Vitamin: A 6%
Vitamin: C 0%
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet