(1) HP IQ504 Touchscreen PC, Intel Core 2 Duo, 22" LCD, 4GB, 320GB, 802.11b/g/n, VHP Media Center 64 bit
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Are you like me? My home office isn't an office at all. It's just my favorite end of the couch in the common room, where the light's good and the cushion's broken in to fit my sittin' parts. But sometimes my roommate comes in while I'm busy working on my manuscript and he wants to watch TV. It's cool--that's when I pick up my whole workstation and relocate to our breakfast bar in the kitchen.
Right now maybe you're thinking something like "WHAAAAAAAAT!? Pick up and move an ENTIRE WORKSTATION? Is this person delusional!? Has the whole world gone mad, mad I say!?"
Well, let me assure you I am not delusional. And if I may be so bold as to suggest it, you might consider decreasing your daily energy drink quota. See, my workstation is a 22-inch touchscreen PC. It's got a simple all-in-one design, a little like if it were the giant mutant freak of iPhones. In addition to the touchscreen, it's got a nifty little wireless keyboard and mouse, and it takes up a lot less space than a desktop PC with a 22-inch screen would. Plus it's a cinch to take with me on the go, wherever I want to get some work done.
Like say my roommate can't find anything on the tube, and comes into the kitchen to fix a snack. Well! There's no way I'm going to get any serious writing done with his horrible, wet, mouth-smacking noises filling the room. But that's no biggie--I just pick up and move to the fire escape in the back. My Touchsmart PC is wireless-equipped, it's got a built-in WLAN antenna, and I could use the fresh air anyway, right?
But let's say, let's just say--for whatever reason--let's say my roommate picks that moment to decide he's going to go into the courtyard to do his jump-rope exercises. Why? Why right then? Who knows why people do the obnoxious, irritating stuff they do? It goes without saying that I'm not going to be very productive with all that grunting and thip-thip-thipping going on. No prob; I'll just pick up and move to the bathroom. Yeah, that's it. I'll set up in the tub. Sure, it's quiet in here, and no one will--WHO'S KNOCKING!?
OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, RAYMOND. YOU HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW? OH, I SEE, JUMPING ROPE GIVES YOU "THE TROTS." THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT. I DESPERATELY WANTED TO KNOW. But no big deal, I'll just pick up and relocate to the front... hall...
WHY ARE THERE TWELVE GARBAGE BAGS FULL OF BOTTLES AND CANS IN THE FRONT HALL?
Hurry! Hurry! Ladies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! See the stupendous, the staggering, the seriously scary... Niiiightmare Ciiiircus! Yes, indeed, it's three rings of mayhem, terror, cannibalism and the paranormal!
Thrill to the spectacle of Lady Carlotta Kramer, Not a Lion Tamer and her totally untamed lions! Don't sit too close--the mauling of an audience member is a distinct possibility!
See Kilgore the Magnificent perform his world-infamous feat: Sawing a woman in half! There is absolutely no trick! Not for the squeamish!
Visit our Hall of Freaks, home to a variety of human oddities including Jenny Ick, the Girl With the Contagious Diseases--and Mordo, the World's Strongest Sadist!
Play games of chance on the midway, but be careful! If you lose, your soul belongs to the Nightmare Circus forever after! And don't neglect to ride our poorly maintained carnival rides! There's no coaster quite so exciting as one with an abysmal safety record!
Also, we've got plenty of clowns!
No, nothing special about the clowns. They're just regular clowns, like at any other circus. Clowns are disturbing enough as they are, don't you think?
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Don't be shy! Astonishing sights that, once witnessed, can never be unseen! Exhibitions that will haunt you for all your days! Grisly displays of barbarism and death are WAITING FOR YOU!
Wear this shirt: to remind people that circuses aren't all cotton candy and showgirls. Sometimes a circus can be creepy. And sometimes it can be a heavy metal magazine.
Don't wear this shirt: to a topless beach. You can either get into the spirit or you can stay home, OK? Don't go down there just to gawk. It's tacky.
This shirt tells the world: "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."
We call this color: Carnberry Cranival.
Design Placement: Left Side
3X - S: 9.63" x 19"
WXL - K4: 6.59" x 13"