(1) Home Style Outdoor Living Cordless Rechargeable Bug Zapper
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To be sure, stinging and buzzing insects can ruin even the most meticulously arranged garden party. These unwanted guests must be banished, without exception or pity. But a gauchely utilitarian insect electrocutor is very nearly as bad. We are talking about the grounds of my home, not some NASCAR tailgate in a drainage ditch. It is not enough that the insects be electrocuted. They must be electrocuted in style!
So I appreciate these Home Style Bug Zappers for their aesthetic appeal as well as their 2200 volts of insect-scorching power. I prefer the Monaco, of course, but a variety of other looks are available, none completely hideous. And the internal rechargeable battery defeats the scourge of unwieldy and unattractive power cables. For someone with my reputation to maintain, a no-frills bug zapper would spark contempt and ridicule as surely as it sparked insects. Host my friends and rivals with an ugly bug zapper? I would sooner be eaten alive by mosquitoes!
Warranty: 1 Year Home Style
Cordless bug zapper electrocutes bugs with 2,200 volts of electricity
Eliminates annoying insects
Ultra Violet bulb attracts flying insects
Pull out tray allows you to dispose bugs easily
Operates on a rechargeable battery, or use the AC adapter for uninterrupted use
Hanging hook allows you to keep it out of reach from children, and lets you place it where you want to
Does not require smoke or any odors so you can entertain outdoors or indoors
Decorative screen only allows bugs to get though, and looks nice
Fluorescent Light: 6 Watts
Rechargeable Battery: 6V, 3.0 AmpHour
AC Power Adapter: 500mA @ 6V AC
Internal Electric Grid: 2,200 Volts
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Home Style Cordless Bug Zapper
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(1) Random Woot Tee
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Now, we're going to have to place a few conditions on this. First of all, you're going to have to pay shipping. No, the days of free rides are over. Next, if you're a fatcat, you're going to have to admit to it. We don't want to hear any complaints that you wish you ordered an XXL because a M messes up your whiskers. Just tell us your size and we'll take care of the rest.
Also, don't forget, among the random shirts you'll also have a chance of getting some very exclusive one-time-only limited edition shirts. Other people call those "misprints" or "accidents". But not us. It's review time and that job market is scary.
Wear this shirt: by picking it out of a drawer in the dark with your eyes closed. That's how we do it.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're one of those people who promises to buy a shirt and then a year later goes back on your promise. We're not naming any names. But we're not forgetting either.
This shirt tells the world: "When life gives you lemons, go buy a few oranges and throw them in at random. You'll be out of fruit before noon."
We call this color: but it never calls us back. Some reason about how we always look like we got dressed in the dark with our eyes closed.
Shipping Note: All SmartPost orders will ship no later than Tuesday, March 3rd.
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