(2) Garrity KN300G 8 LED Touch 'N Lite LED Wall/Desk Light
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Your surroundings seem to take on a blue-white glow. Details and textures suddenly stand out in stark relief. The whole world looks brighter somehow, more intense.
You're under the influence of LED.
Yes, as terrifying as it sounds, someone has apparently slipped you the Garrity KN300G 8 LED Touch 'N Lite. These wall-mountable LEDs are extremely easy to operate, making everyone vulnerable to their strong doses of convenient lighting anywhere from the office to the closet to the chill-out room. Sometimes they're at 100% brightness, sometimes only 50%. But even a small amount can heighten the perceptions of the uninitiated.
Don't panic. Whatever you do, don't panic. Remember that you're safe and healthy and loved. Remind yourself that the effects are only temporary, and that the included AA batteries will run out after approximately 45 hours. Then try to make yourself as comfortable as possible and wait for the effects to recede. Put on some relaxing music. Call a friend you trust and talk to them. If you can, sleep.
Or you could turn the Garrity KN300G 8 LED Touch 'N Lite off. It's easy. You just touch it.
Warranty: Life Time Garrity (Except for Batteries and Bulbs)
Wall mountable LED light, with 8 LED bulbs
Great for your office, closet, garage, or tent. Wherever you need long
lasting, hands-free lighting.
The LED's (light-emitting diodes) never
Two light settings, press for 100% of light, press again for 50%, and press a third time to turn the light off
Normal and Flash modes, normal provides consistent light, flash mode provides light for as long as you hold down the power button
Operates on 3 "AA" Duracell batteries (included) and last 10 times longer than a standard incandescent bulb
Provides up to 45 hours of burn time on a set of batteries
Light includes adhesive backed hook and loop for hanging on the wall -
simply push the On/Off button on the front of the light
prefer, use the light on your desktop or nightstand, and operate by
pushing down on the light.
Dimensions: 5.5"H x 4"L x 2"W
In the box:
2 Garrity KN300G 8 LED Touch 'N Lites
2 Wall Mounting Bases
6 "AA" Duracell Batteries
4 Mounting Screws
2 Adhesive Backs
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"You know what your problem is, Don?" I didn't. "You're smothering your inner warrior. You've forgotten the thrill of the hunt, the intoxicating lure of fresh blood. Frankly, Don, you're acting like a beta-male, at best. Happens to all of us sometimes. And when it does, we go on an Iron ShaMan of Fire retreat weekend, to get back in touch with our testicular birthright. Pack your bags. You leave Friday."
And so I found myself around a campfire with twelve other men in need of masculine reinforcement. And I do mean found myself. The group leader, King Savage, explained that reclaiming our power-phallus started with appreciating the distinctive male musk: "You can't really love yourself until you really smell yourself." So we blindfolded ourselves and crawled around the fire sniffing each other. For the first time, I felt like I truly understood what it meant to stink like a man.
From there, it was a manly whirlwind of raw venison, drum circles, and poems about our fathers. King Savage encouraged us to throw off the feminizing, emasculating shackles of civilization and embody our totemic male archetype, be it Hercules, Gilgamesh, or Matt Lauer. Then, on the last day, we each had to capture a bear, skin it, and wear its skin like a chief's mantle. Iron ShaMan of Fire, Inc. couldn't get insurance for us to use real bears. But minor quibbles like that can't stop a determined, powerful, wild male from dominating his dominion. So we used stuffed animals instead.
Wear this shirt: to terrify your other toys into submission.
Don't wear this shirt: to your child-abuse trial.
This shirt tells the world: "I don't take any crap from inanimate objects."
We call this color: Boy, We Wish We Could Come Up With Something More Clever Than "Black Bear".
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 10" x 12.75"
WXL - K4: 7.5" x 9.56"
Just look at the very name of the winery. Owners Tim & Steph
Busch say it symbolizes (appropriately enough) three different things.
First up, there's the Christian Trinity of Father, Son, and Holy
Spirit. If you believe that God put grapes here for us, what better way
to say thanks than by turning them into transcendent Zinfandel? Then
there are the three essential wine ingredients, according to Trinitas:
sun, soil, and humanity.
Finally, there are the three C's in Contra Costa
County. Zinfandel partisans will certainly recognize the name as the
premier growing area for Zin in the United States. They've been growing
wine grapes in CC County long enough that
Prohibition cramped their style for a little while. But only for a
little while. And the county's sandy soils protected the rootstock from
the phylloxera epidemic that wiped out vineyards in large swaths of
Napa and Sonoma. So today most of the vines in Contra Costa are between
85 and 135 years old, making them the green eminences of the California
And then there's our favorite Trinitas trio:
the three bottles you see before you today. A wild 2005 growing season
brought cold, wet weather early on; unseasonable warmth in March; then
a cool late spring that threatened to produce unevenly mature fruit.
But a sunny, warm summer and the hardiness of these old vines saved the
day. Our palate says the 2005 Zinfandel and 2005 Mataro came through it
just fine. The former is a classic CCC Zin
with an exuberant black fruit character laced with white pepper, spice,
coffee, chocolate, and vanilla. The dark ruby Mataro - which you may
know as Mourvedre - hails from a very small vineyard of some of the
county's oldest vines, and comes bearing rich notes of black raspberry,
vanilla, plum, black pepper, and chocolate. A splash of Petite Sirah
enhances the color and structure, producing a red that cries out for
grilled lamb with rosemary or grilled pork chops with olive tapenade.
from all that growing-season drama, the 2004 Zinfandel Bigalow Vineyard
got an early start with a warm spring and enjoyed a mild, foggy summer
for one of the best vintages in recent memory. The 120-year-old,
dry-farmed, sandy-soiled Bigalow Vineyard didn't hurt, either - nor did
the small amount of Mataro grapes field-blended into this wine. A
powerful examplar of the Oakley terroir's dusty raspberry and
blackberry flavors, this Zinfandel is what people mean when they talk
about Contra Costa County Zin.
The soil, the sun, the skill.
The Trinitas philosophy holds that they all must come together to
produce wine worthy of the Trinitas label. And they put that philosophy
into action every day - three bottles at a time, of course.