Some people like the Jabra BT2040 Bluetooth
Headset for the typical reasons: it lets you talk on the phone while
keeping your hands free to do yo-yo tricks, knead pretzel dough, or fire
a pistol. Others enjoy the fact that it doesn't ever need to charge
thanks to its onboard AAAA battery. Still others just like to be the only guy at the party who knows a AAAA battery exists.
we like it because it's the perfect prop for freaking out the squares
during our frequent walkabouts in the big city. Here are our favorite
things to say into our Jabra BT2040 Bluetooth Headset when we know bystanders are eavesdropping:
"I'm on my way home, so put on that slinky little negligee I like, Dad."
"The people at the rendering plant are starting to ask uncomfortable questions."
"Put five large on the Houston Oilers to win it all."
"I don't care what people say. I'll never believe Michael Jordan could do that to those puppies."
"Please, baby. If you'll just come back to me, I'll never ask you to do that in front of strangers ever again."
"I just wanted to tell you goodbye before I martyr myself. May God strike down the infidels."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah - the doctors keep telling me I'm contagious, too."
"Man, that deal-a-day web site is the perfect front for laundering our cocaine profits."
Warranty: 1 Year Jabra
No charger necessary, operates on 1 AAAA battery
More than 480 minutes of talk time on 1 battery and 6 months of standby time
Hands free use, complies with Bluetooth 2.0 EDR and eSCO specifications for optimized sound quality
Auto-pairing for no-nonsense set-up
Incoming LED alert for easy answering
Automatic "sleep mode" for longer battery life
Battery type: 1 AAAA battery
Pairing passkey or PIN: 0000
Bluetooth compliance: Bluetooth version 2.0 specifications
Supported Bluetooth profiles: Bluetooth headset and hands-free profiles
Operating range: 10 meters
Talk time: Up to 8h
Standby time: 6 months
Charging time: N/A
Weight: 16 grams
Dimensions: L53 mm x W19 mm x H15 mm (L2.1 x W0.75 x H0.59 in)
In the box:
Jabra BT2040 main unit
Optional ear hook
Quick start guide
Multi-lingual user manual
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to life every fifty years or hundred years or whenever X-title sales
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the beast is reborn, phoenix-like, from the ashes. Obviously, an
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Wear this shirt:
for its flame-retardant properties, if you're prone to spontaneous
combustion and regeneration at embarrassingly inopportune moments.
(Notice: Shirt has very minimal flame-retardant properties. Like, you
could smother a match with it, maybe.)
Don't wear this shirt: in Flagstaff.
This shirt says: "At night I wake up with my sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head."
We call this color: Really Dark Phoenix, Like Black Phoenix
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 14.03" x 19"
WXL - K4: 9.6" x 13"
(1) Arcosteel 7184-0184 Stainless Steel Bar Set/Pro Wine Puller
Description: (click show to see it)
If you went for an omelet, would you be happy with a pile of chopped up peppers and three raw eggs? Of course you wouldn't. You'd be out of that diner faster than a short stack of pancakes. So why do you insist on having parties where your guests drink plain old liquor? They're all talking about you behind your back, you know.
If you want to win them back to your side, get this Six Piece Bar Set and Table Mounted Cork Screw. A nice bar set can open up a new world of cocktails, and cocktails are the gateway to the jet set. "Shaken not stirred", remember?
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An ice bucket with tongs and a lid means you can be charming your new friends behind the bar instead of yelling from the other room as you stare at the dead fish in your freezer. An 8" wine cooler means you can have that white at the perfect temperature the moment the chicken is served, or maybe prepping the champagne? The martini shaker... well, you're smart enough to figure that one out on your own, Moneypenny.
And when everyone's gone home but one? You can bypass that awkward "Wow, this cork's really in there, huh?" moment with a Table Mounted Cork Screw of professional quality. Mount it on your table or counter and let it do the hard work. All you'll need to do is pour and smile.
A home with a bar set is a first step down a path to a grown-up world where you can enjoy the drink, rather than the drinking. Take yourself back to a time when the H.R. Department had the best whiskey and "I work for the government" was an impressive thing to say. Find that swinging class of people with a Six Piece Bar Set and Table Mounted Cork Screw. And maybe think about a hat. You could probably rock a hat.
Warranty: 1 Year Breville
Table-Mounted professional Corkscrew Features:
A high-quality, sturdy wine and champagne opener suitable for home use as well as use in resturaunts, hotels and bars.
Easy to operate
Mounts to edge of table or counter.
Stainless steel finish
Acrosteel Duo Style Collection Bar Set Features:
Attractive and durable stainless steel
8" tall and 5" diameter stainless wine cooler
6 1/4" tall by 6" diameter stainless ice bucket with stainless handle and stainless sealing lid
8" tall by 3" diameter stainless martini shaker with stainless lid