What if we offered you a kitten? Wouldn't you like a kitten? A sweet
little fluffy kitten with soft little paws and an adorable little nose.
You'd just want to flip it over and rub your fingers all over its fuzzy
little tummy. And we don't blame you one bit. We all love kittens.
the boys in the garage decided to make a few modifications to this
particular kitten. For example, this kitten has a 250 gig hard drive
with 3 gigs of RAM. And a Wireless 802.11 a/b/g/n card plus a high speed 56k modem. And a built in webcam, plus a LightScribe Super Multi 8X DVD±R/RW.
But best of all, that fuzzy little kitten tummy is actually a 12.1" WXGA High-Definition HP BrightView Widescreen Integrated Touch-screen, Convertible Display. That makes the HP 2.0ghz AMD Turion 12.1" LCD Touch-screen
Tablet Notebook a snuggly tabbley-poo that works as a laptop or a
tablet. And isn't that the best kind of kitten? Yes it is. Yes it is!
Who's a snugglewuggle? Who's a snugglewugglewigglewaggle? Awww, yes you
are. Yes you are.
Warranty: 1 Year HP
2.0 GHz AMD Turion X2 RM-70 Dual-Core Mobile Processor with 1MB L2 cache
3GB of DDR2 RAM, upgradeable to 4GB
ATI Radeon HD 3200 video card
250GB hard drive with 5400 rpm
LightScribe Super Multi 8X DVD±R/RW with Double Layer Support
"All units, fire at will! Fire at will!"
"It can't end like this, sir! I'm too young, sir! And too pretty!"
"You're right, you are! All units protect Stevens!"
"Really, sir? I admit, I can't help but be flattered."
This shirt was designed by: tgentry, and we've still got <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=7265">Nanonauts</a> for sale as well. He's clearly going through a self-replicating period. We're sort of frightened about what's coming next.
Wear this shirt: if you're worried about hare loss.
Don't wear this shirt:
when you plan to teach a group of students how viruses work. It will
set a bad precedent when you tell them they'll be tested on how well
they stare at your chest.
This shirt tells the world: "Aw, bunny! And also bun a, bun b, bun c, bun d, bun f..."
We call this color: Cremememememememememememememe
Design Placement: Centered
3X - S: 14" x 4.51" WXL - K4: 9" x 2.9"
75 years ago last week, our nation ended a bold experiment in
uptight, joyless puritanism. We're talking about Prohibition, of
course, the only Constitutional amendment ever repealed. But not before
it destroyed a vast and richly varied array of breweries, distilleries,
and of course, wineries. U.S. winemaking emerged from the fifteen-year
ban in such terrible shape it would take decades to recover. Thanks a
lot, Great-Great-Grandpa! Awesome idea you had there!
was too smart to fall for that. They've been making wine there since
the 1500's, and they weren't about to throw that away just to satisfy a
few axe-wielding Ladies' Aid busybodies. You might think Argentines are
latecomers to the grape game, but that's just because they've been
hogging it all for themselves: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_wine">according to Wikipedia</a>,
some 90% of the wine produced in Argentina is consumed there, a
whopping 45 liters per person per year. Maybe they know something we
And today's your chance to find out. And with Malbec,
generally considered the signature Argentine varietal. Available here
for the first time anywhere, this Colores del Sol 2008 Malbec is the
ideal detour off of the well-trodden Cabernet highway. It's rich. It's
juicy. It's grown in the pure light and cool air of the Mendoza region,
home of the highest vineyards in the world. And the vines are watered
with snowmelt from the Andes.
We don't know if that has
anything to do with this Malbec's muscular, alluring dark cherry,
blackberry, rose petal, sweet oak, and mocha character. And we don't
care. Any wine this young that goes so well with hearty gaucho cuisine like steaks has nothing to prove to us. As it gets older, it should mellow out a little, as is true of all of us.
So good call on rejecting that whole Prohibition idea, Argentina. And nice try at keeping your robust Malbec to yourselves.