(1) Breville 800BLXL 1,000 Watt Die Cast Hemisphere Blender
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My darling! My darling Brenda!
My darling, I was lost without you! My Brenda!
Blender. Breville 800BLXL 1,000 Watt Die Cast Hemisphere Blender.
Darling, while you were gone it was like... like the sun was gone from the sky! Sweet Brenda!
I'm flattered but I'm a blender.
Brenda! Brenda, when you were gone I felt... it was like I was being crushed, Brenda!
Blender. I can crush and also blend and make smoothies.
My sweet sweet Brenda. It was like I was being torn... torn and... ripped apart! Say you'll never leave me again, my Brenda!
I have four chopping blades and two processing blades and a 67 ounce
dishwasher safe polycarbonate jar. It resists scratches.
Brenda, I... I love you, Brenda. I love you. Say you'll be mine! Say it, Brenda! Oh, Brenda, Brenda, Brenda!
Blender. And of course I'll be yours, as soon as you click the button over there.
Brenda! You've made me so happy! I'll be by your side forever, Brenda,
forever! I'll never stop loving you! I'll never stop listening! To
every word you say, Brenda, each and every word! Oh, Brenda! My Brenda!
Warranty: 1 Year Breville
1,000 watt motor can crush, blend, and make smoothies
steel and engineering grade polymer motor is designed to eliminate
friction, create quiet blending cycles, and increase motor life
buttons make it easy to select from variable speed settings, while
electronically controlled speed maintains consistent results, even
under heavier loads
Hemisphere Bowl/Blade System features
four chopping blades and two processing blades. All are composed of
surgical grade stainless steel to resist corrosion and maintain
67 ounce (2 liter) dishwasher safe polycarbonate jar is designed to resist scratching, chipping and fogginess.
Red measurement lines in both cups and liters provide for a lifetime of sharp viewing and accurate measurement
Leak-free lid that fits tightly onto the jar and removes easily
Smooth crevice-free die-cast base wipes clean easily
Pre-programmed functions have been designed to run for 60 seconds, but can be stopped or re-started at any time
Dimensions: 18.25" x 7.75" x 7"
Weight: 11.25 lbs.
In the box:
Breville 800BLXL Blender
67 Ounce Carafe
Blade Removal Tool
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