(1) Cobra GPSM 5000 Portable GPS with 5" Touchscreen and Text to Speech
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The Cobra NAV ONE 5000 Portable GPS
with 5" Touchscreen, Text to Speech and Bluetooth lets you spice up
boring road trips by pretending you're on a mission. A mission from
that Scottish guy with a metal face. We can't actually mention him, but
if you're on the Internet, you know who we mean. No, not Megatron, he
wasn't from Scotland. NO, NOT SEAN CONNERY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING NOW.
Anyway, the Cobra NAV ONE 5000 Portable GPS
with 5" Touchscreen, Text to Speech and Bluetooth will let you and your
hot, glasses wearing heiress girlfriend use the iA.S.A.P. Device to
gather and hold satellite data. Doesn't that sound cool? Come on, you
gotta know what we're talking about now. What? No, it wasn't the Gummi
Bears, they were on Saturday mornings! Think weekdays! Right after
So with the Cobra NAV ONE 5000 Portable GPS
with 5" Touchscreen, Text to Speech and Bluetooth you can pretend your
boss with the speech problem, or the guy who dressed funny and took
over for your boss, or the guy who came from some alien fortress in
Tibet and had purple wings... you know what? Let's forget about that one.
Let's just focus on the red light cameras and the text-to-speech
technology. NO, IT WASN'T TURBO TEEN. STOP GUESSING. YOU CAN'T GUESS ANY MORE.
Much like the thing we can't mention by name, the Cobra NAV ONE 5000 Portable GPS with 5" Touchscreen, Text to Speech and Bluetooth can accept accessories. There's an SD Memory
Expansion slot, you see. There's also an odometer, trip timers,
speedometers, and Bluetooth you can sync with your phone, allowing for
So if you want to enjoy playing bad guy, get a Cobra NAV ONE 5000 Portable GPS
with 5" Touchscreen, Text to Speech and Bluetooth and pretend you're on
a special mission to track the mysterious Snak... Yu-Gi-Oh? Did you
honestly just guess Yu-Gi-Oh?
Portable navigation system with a 5" LCD screen that shows 20% more of the road ahead when compared to traditional widescreen navigation systems
Detailed street maps for United States and Canada
speed and red light camera location database alerts you in advance of
intersections which are often marked by Camera Enforcement devices
- Intelligent Accelerated Satellite Acquisition Protocol allows for
faster acquisition and uninterrupted satellite signal reception in
urban canyons and dense foliage, using state-of-the-art GPS Engine
7 Million Points-of-Interest including banks, hotels, restaurants, gas
stations, attractions and many more subdivided into over 200
sub-categories for easy searching
Over 600 brands available
with 1 touch. Choose your favorites from categories such as
restaurants, large retail chains, famous coffee shops, etc and see the
actual brand icon on the map
OptiView Ultra-Bright 5-Inch Display provides large text for easy reading on your dashboard
Text-to-speech technology, speaks street names for easy navigation
hands free provides easy hands-free communication for Bluetooth enabled
cell phones. Make or receive calls directly from the touch-screen on
the Cobra navigation unit. View the caller-id information on the
navigation screen and answer incoming calls without touching your phone
Works under extreme temperature conditions of -4�F to 158�F, much wider than typical units
details screen is a simplified and magnified view of an approaching
turn to quickly see the exact maneuver with the least amount of
Automatic rerouting capabilities includes detour and "via" capabilities
Visually compare 2 routes on your map screen and choose the one you prefer
Includes odometer, trip timers, speedometers, and verbal warnings when exceeding your chosen vehicle speed
real-time traffic lets you monitor traffic conditions, and warns you of
traffic delays then offers the option of re-routing
SD Memory Card Expansion Slot for future feature expandability
SmartPower™ Automatically shuts off power to the unit when ignition is turned off
Adjustable Speed Warning Voice warning when exceeding your chosen vehicle speed
Rechargeable lithium-ion battery
Dimensions: 4.25×1.25 x 5.25
In the box:
GPSM 5000 Portable Mobile Navigation System
Windshield Suction Cup Mounting Bracket
12V Power Cord with Cigarette Lighter Plug
120V AC Adapter for In-Home Use
Dash Mount Disc Foam Cushion Strip
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I do not like that Sam-Are-I!
My lord commands, so I must die.
I do not like that, Sam-Are-I!
This feudal system seems unwise!
I would die here, I would die there.
You should not be dying here or there.
Should not be dying anywhere.
This system's bad, you are not free,
You should forswear your fe-al-ty!
I'd die in battle in a house. I'd die in battle with a mouse.
You should not be in stranger's houses
There should not be those excess mouses
You should not be dying here or there
Those daimyo aren't very fair.
You do not have to go and die!
You should embrace demo-cra-sai!
This system's lousy, you should try
Some different leaders, Sam-Are-I.
This shirt was designed by:
kdeuce, who seems to have been drawing Ronald Reagan here. Does that
look like Reagan to anyone else? Maybe it's just the monitor.
Wear this shirt:
if you're trying to form a Multi-Cultural Justice League Shirt Club
with your friends. Remember, change the black guy's name so you don't
have to pay royalties.
Don't wear this shirt: after your lord dies. Traditionally, you should cut the shirt into little pieces to show respect.
This shirt tells the world: "I will defend my master's intestines or die trying!"
We call this color: Heather Gray-san (Hey, Wasn't She Robin's Mother?)
Design Placement: Centered
S - 3X: 14.92" x 19.5" K12 - K4: 9" x 11.75"
Today, as you think about what you're most thankful for, you're going to lie to yourself. Your thoughts will dwell on your kids, or your cockatiel, or your talent for watercolor, or your collection of GI Joes in the original packaging. And no doubt those things mean a lot to you. But it's not impossible to go a day or two without them, is it? Spare a thanks or two for the one indispensable daily element in your life: your morning coffee.
There's no better way to give this ritual the reverent gratitude it deserves than with this five-pack of coffees from the Thanksgiving Coffee Company. It's not just the name. It's the transcendent flavor that comes from their 36 years of experience in artisan coffee roasting. As back-to-the-land hippies in search of the perfect cup, founders Paul and Joan Katzeff pioneered the very idea of specialty coffee in the United States in 1972. Thanksgiving was the first specialty roaster to sell through a major chain (Safeway, in 1978) and a founding member of the Specialty Coffee Association of America in 1983.
And Paul and Joan continue to show their gratitude in turn, working every day to have a positive effect on the people and ecosystems that give birth to their coffee. The whole fair-trade-coffee bandwagon never would've gotten out of the stable if it weren't for Thanksgiving, which adopted the motto "Not Just A Cup, But A Just Cup" after Paul visited the coffee growers of Nicaragua in 1985. To this end, Thanksgiving has been involved with a host of coffee-related issues, from working with farmers' cooperatives in far-flung locales around the world to reducing the company's emissions and waste right at home on the Mendocino Coast.
But hey, you think. That's all well and good, but when I wake up in the morning I can't drink a cup of good intentions. What about the coffee?
Glad you asked. Let's start with Mirembe Kawomera, which means "Delicious Peace" in the Luganda language spoken in Uganda. Grown high on the slopes of a dormant volcano by a cooperative of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim family farmers, it's pungent and earthy, with notes of dark chocolate, candied nuts, and malt amidst a general toasty sweetness. A dollar from every package is donated to the coop for local community-based projects.
Also from central Africa comes Gorilla Fund Coffee, grown in Rwanda by over 2,000 Hutu and Tutsi farmers. (It sure beats the hell out of poaching or logging.) This medium roast is sweet and rich, with some of the qualities of brown sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, and cedar. And the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International gets a piece of the action, for their efforts to protect mountain gorillas in Rwanda.
Since it was a trip to Nicaragua that inspired Paul to turn Thanksgiving's mission toward worldwide social justice, it's fitting that this bundle includes a package of Campesino Estate. Grown by Byron Corrales and his cooperative on a small family farm in Aranjuez, Nicaragua, this medium roast has all the right credentials (Certified Organic, Fair Trade, shade-grown, single-origin) and all the right moves (chocolate overtones with hints of cashews and a dried-apricot tart/sweet thing going on). Corrales plants by the moon and fertilizes with help from his own cows. "Our cows are our fertilizer producing machines," he says. "The better diet they have, the better the fertilizer they produce."
Like a certain president-elect we could mention, the Classic Mocha Java has roots in both East Africa (specifically, Ethiopia) and Indonesia (the island of Java, in this case). Unlike him, it combines the blueberry-like taste of the naturally-processed Ethiopian Harrar coffee with the classic Javanese character of a heavy, syrupy body and a mellow, buttery flavor. It goes well with chocolate, vanilla ice cream, or inauguration ceremonies.
But wait - what about when you just want a cup of what Gramma might call "regular coffee"? Thanksgiving can do a Classic French Roast as well as anybody, and better than most. Their idea of a great French roast does not involve taking unsuspecting beans and charring them black. Through fine control of temperature, their roasting process manages to retain a little bit of nutty, caramelized, chocolatey sweetness along with the toasty burnt-caramel flavor you expect from a French roast. Go ahead, dunk your donut in it.
A nondescript shrub. A humble bean. Farmers thousands of miles away who speak a language you don't understand. And a couple of old hippies flying the fairness flag. You owe a lot of thanks for that morning buzz. But enjoying this Thanksgiving Coffee Company Five-Pack will be thanks enough.
12oz resealable vacuum
Roasted in Northern California Coast
12oz. bag Mirembe Kawomera "Delicious Peace" (Vienna Roast, Uganda)
12oz. bag Campesino Estate (Light Roast, Nicaragua)
12oz. bag Gorilla Fund Coffee (Medium Roast, Rwanda)