(1) Uniden DECT2080-2 Silver Cordless Telephone System
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Uh, hey, Rory. It's me, Fritz. Hope things are going well. Listen, uh, I'm calling you on my Uniden DECT2080-2
Dual Handset Cordless Phone to say "I'm sorry." I know things got a
little heated during the campaign, and we both said and did some things
we wish we could take back. When I called you a Fascist, I didn't
realize that your Dad had been a political prisoner in Chile under
Pinochet. Honest to God, I had no idea.
So I'm hoping you'll
give me a call back and we can get back to hanging out. The indoor
badminton season's about to start, and the ShuttleRockers won't be the
same without you. And hey, I haven't forgotten that invitation to come
over and watch your tape of bloopers and outtakes from The Golden Girls. That Rue McLanahan wardrobe malfunction sounds awesome.
course, that invitation was extended before the whole veep-debate
incident. I swear, if I'd known that was your wife under that Joe Biden
mask, I never would've elbowed her in the throat. I understand if you
want to wait a little while before having me over to the house again.
Anyway, if I'm not home, just leave a message on my Uniden DECT2080-2's
digital answering machine. Oh, and I'm really sorry about that little
present I left for you in your car. I think the blood will come out of
the upholstery with a little baking soda. I don't know about the smell,
though. Sorry. Later.
Warranty: 1 Year Uniden
DECT 6.0 Interference Free Cordless Frequency - (1.9 GHz Digital Enhanced Cordless Telecommunications)
2 handset system with Caller ID
Answering System - The product utilizes microchip technology (no more
tapes or moving parts.) This ensures clearer recordings and longer life.
Clear voice reception with brilliant sound
Work in wireless home networking (WLAN) environments without negative impact
Whole house coverage
Long battery life with rechargeable NiMH battery
Up to 16 hours talk time and 10 hours standby
Expandable - Register 6 Handsets to 1 Base
Call - You can hold a 3-way conversation (conference call) between your
handset, an external caller and another internal handset user
Supports caller ID and call waiting (Requires a telephone company service subscription)
30 Caller ID Handset Memory Locations
Handset Speakerphone - This feature gives you the freedom to use the handset as a speakerphone
Phonebook Features - Store up to 70 names, alphabetical search, unique
ringers by calling party and transfer single listing or entire phonebook
Intercom or Call Transfer Between Handsets
Remembers the last 10 numbers dialed
Allows phonebooks to be transfered between handsets
Bilingual menus, English and Spanish
Digital tapeless recording that stores up to 14 minutes of recording time and records up to 59 messages
Remote message retrieval with toll saver
Personal or Pre-recorded outgoing messages
In the box:
2 AC Adapters
2 Rechargeable Batteries
1 Telephone Cord
2 Belt Clips
1 Wall Mount Adapter
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The union of elements is one of those things that only works in art.
Today's shirt is lovely, but can you imagine meeting someone like this
in a bar? Is that a left hand or is it the ocean? Is it hair, or the
wind? Does the skin tear off before the elbow or is all that smooth
white skin actually bone?
Being one costume short of
X-Menhood looks beautiful on paper or cloth, but it would be very close
to annoying in real life. Why are those red leaves just hovering there?
What is that, tar? I don't care what kind of personality this person
has, our blind date is over the second floating tar tentacles start
coming out of their back.
This shirt was designed by:
<a href="http://huebucket.com/">Chalermphol Harnchakkham</a>. Which is actually what they're saying in the
background of Yello's "Oh Yeah". He's also from Bangkok, Thailand and
we think that is great, because now we have something new to write
jokes about. Nothing personal, Thailand. We know you're cool.
Wear this shirt: because you're baht to the bone.
Don't wear this shirt:
if you're going to steal Tony Jaa's elephant. We don't want to be
connected with it, seriously. Leave us the hell out of the asskicking
that will be coming your way.
This shirt tells the world: "I think she really likes your chin or something, dude."
We call this color:
According to Wikipedia, the current era of Thai history began in 1782
following the establishment of Bangkok as capital of the Chakri dynasty
under King Rama I the Heather Grayt. Knowing is half the battle.
Design Placement: Right Side
M - 3X: 14.55" x 20"
S - WS: 10.91" x 15"
(1) Epicurean C-RC-350+ 7-Bottle Preservation System for Wine and Champagne
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Never again. No more will we sit idly by while a silent massacre
plays out in kitchens, dining rooms, and dens across America. No more
will we countenance half-finished bottles of wine suffering in silence,
their vital flavor essence leaking into the air. No more will we try to
convince ourselves that the Cab we opened six days ago "isn't that bad
No more. Not now that we have the Epicurean 7-Bottle Preservation System for Wine and Champagne.
just seconds, this ingenious doodad seals in the flavor, aroma, and
color of any wine with a natural vacuum seal. And the seal holds it all
in for up to two weeks. A variety of seven different stoppers (2 for
wine, 2 for champagne, 3 pour & seal) can handle any wine
contingency. Anything described as "roto-ciprocal" could not fail to be
awesome, and the included vacuum/pressure pump does not. Fail to be
awesome, we mean.
You lock up your house, your car, your
bike. Why not your wine? Time and Oxygen are a devious duo of
cutpurses, eternally lying in wait to rob wine of its character, its
taste, its very soul. The Epicurean 7-Bottle Preservation System for
Wine and Champagne is your viticultural padlock.
Warranty: 1 Year Epicurean
Creates a 100% natural vacuum seal in seconds for wine and champagne
vacuum and pressure pump is designed to preserve the optimum taste,
color, and aroma of the wines and the sparkle of champagnes up to 14
days longer than open bottles
Sensor light indicates the optimum vacuum level, no need to guess
Convenient Pour and Seal wine stopper, works as a pour spout and wine stopper
Portable and self contained, with rechargeable battery