(1) Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones with Microphone
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When romance is in the air...when love is on the menu...when you're
close to that special someone, and you want to get closer...Everglide
S-500 personal lubricant will help you touch that special place deep
inside. Gentle and fragrant, only Everglide -
We're selling the Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones, not Everglide personal lubricant.
son. There are only two things I know about in life: voice-overs and
personal lubricants. Everglide has given me some great times over the
years, so if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and do the job I'm here
to do. Is that OK with you, your majesty?
somebody bring the right copy to you in the booth, there. It should be
about how they're designed for comfort and extended wear, and they have
a great frequency response for gaming or music, and they come with a
I've got the right copy already, you
numskull! The day I take orders from some audio engineer is the day I
hang up my microphone! If you think I'm just going to sit here while
you sabotage my career-
Ted, Ted, we're all working together here. As soon as we find the right copy, we'll -
Try looking in your BLEEPBLEEP, you BLEEP-eating son of a BLEEP! And while you're up there, grab your BLEEP and shove it in your BLEEP! Did that come through loud and clear, you BLEEPBLEEP of a BLEEP?
Sounded a little clipped, Ted. You know what, let's take ten while we work on that microphone.
Yeah, let's do that, you dirty little BLEEP. And go BLEEP yourself while you're at it.
Warranty: 1 Year Everglide
Ultra-Light Membrane for instantaneous audio response
Designed For Comfort And Extended Wear
Optimum noise isolation
Over-sized circumaural leather muffs to reduce ambient noise
Protective carrying bag included
Great for gaming or music
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20,000Hz
Nominal Impedence: 16 ohm
Max Sound Pressure (SPL): 102dB
Max Power Rating: 100mW
3.5mm stereo plug for headphones
Headphone cable length: 3.1m
In the Box:
Everglide S-500 Headphones
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