Hey there, my fellow Americans! Either it's the Fourth of July or
I'm off my meds again, because I feel the urge to slash prices! Like,
47 times! That's right, the voices are telling me it's time for Crazy
J's Star-Spangled iPod Nano Blowout! These prices aren't just low,
they're clinically depressed!
Throw me in a straitjacket and
call me disturbed, because offering the 8GB iPod Nano at this discount
is just plumb loco! Folks, I'd rather cut myself than be undersold! In
fact, I'd rather cut myself than do just about anything! And I pass the
insanity on to you! You'll get the 3rd Generation iPod Nano in your
choice of three colors for just a fraction of what the "sane" vendors
charge! A high fraction, but still! That's 5 hours of video playback!
24 hours of music playback! A 2", 320×240 LCD
screen that's 65% brighter than previous models! All for that deranged
price! I haven't done anything this crazy since I stopped torturing
Why are Crazy J's prices so low? Maybe it's because my mother was a bipolar PCP
addict who used to lock me in a closet for days at a time - or maybe I
just love a good deal! Either way, you need to come on down and commit
yourself to Crazy J's Rubber Room, where the bargains are a danger to
myself and others!
Watch up to 5 hours of TV shows, music videos, movies, and podcasts
Cover Flow, browse your music by album artwork
320 by 240 resolution display that is 65 percent brighter than the previous iPod nano
Cased in anodized aluminum and polished stainless steel.
8GB storage capacity
Up to 24 hours of music playback; up to 5 hours of video playback
2-inch (diagonal) color LCD with LED backlight
Dock connector, stereo minijack
through dock connector; component and composite video through dock
connector (with AV cables or kit, sold separately); audio through
About 3 hours charge time (1.5-hour fast charge to 80% capacity)
Audio Support - AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF
Photo Support - Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats
Support - H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per
second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC
audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file
formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per
second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
Free NO NOT LITERALLY JERKFACE COUGH IT UP$10.00 + $0 shipping -or- $5 expedited shipping
(1) White Woot Tee
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We're too busy blowing things up to make shirts. All overnighted orders will ship Monday July 7th.
First place in Derby #49: Independence with 694 votes!
Happy Fourth of July! If you're not one of our <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=4906">international</a>
friends, you probably have the day off, and are celebrating by staying
up late. Doesn't that make you feel free? Free like one of those flying
animals, the whatchamacallits. You know, the little dinosaurs.
up there, high in the sky, our unfettered friends. They remind me of
this guy named Curtis who used to play guitar near where I used to
live. And man, he could play. Then one night he was playing poker with
Big Jim and things got bad. Big Jim done pulled his pistol, shot his
friend right between the eyes. Now Curtis is just like a breeze, blowin
down' the road.
Hey, think we might get a couple hit songs out of a story like that?
This shirt was designed by: kdeuce. When this sale ends, he'll try again, but he'll leave his woman at home.
Wear this shirt: if you're a simple kind of man.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're Neil Young. Naw, just kiddin' around, Neil, we think you're great.
This shirt tells the world: "Gimmie three steps, gimmie three steps, mister, and you'll never see me no more."
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a guy to unwind, maybe sit out on the screened-in porch and to quaff the kind of lush, fruit-driven potation to which a wine.woot account entitles him, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that he should declare the causes which impel him to the indulgence. Of course, it shouldn't really be any of mankind's business what a guy enjoys in the privacy of his screened-in porch, but you have to pick your battles.
We hold these truths to be self-evident. First, that anybody trying to balance the demands of being a politician, author, gentleman farmer, university founder and stone cold playa is entitled to a little "me time" once in a while, particularly during the July 4th weekend. Second, that not all wines are created equal, that they are not all endowed by their creators with the qualities that make wine worth drinking, that among these are vibrant berry aromatics, bright berry flavors on the palate, and a rich, seamless texture.
Boy, this one is endowed in a big way, though. And why wouldn't it be? It's made grape-to-bottle by the Corley brothers, who oversee the process from start to finish with unrelenting scrutiny and firm discipline. That kind of authoritarianism usually rubs me the wrong way, true, but in this case the proof is in the hasty pudding, so to speak. It even impressed my boy Lafayette--and I love the guy, but he can be kind of a wine snob.
I, therefore, as just one representative of guys on their screened-in porches everywhere, do, in their name, but by no particular authority, solemnly publish and declare, that this Monticello Presidential Red is tops. It's perfect for enjoying before, during, or after--but not instead of--a meal. (Wine's relatively modest caloric content is no substitute for a balanced diet, after all.) And for the support of this Declaration, which I tried to keep short, but which no one is very likely to read all the way through to the end anyway, I pledge to you my life, my fortune and my sacred honor. Some restrictions apply.
"Two-Dollar" T.J. "The Monticello Fellow"
Class of '76
Have a cool summer, good luck with the girls, ha ha