(1) Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones (White or Black)
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Warrior is about to die.
I hear you. Warrior needs food, badly.
I said I hear you! My Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones work perfectly well, you know! Elf shot the food.
Stupid jerkface elf! I needed that food! Warrior is about to die.
Thank you, I said I know! These things have a frequency response of 20Hz to 20,000Hz, I think I can hear what you- Warrior needs food, badly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, take another quarter. Wizard shot the food.
Stupid jerkface wizard! Am I the only one who takes this seriously?
What are the rest of them using as headphones? Earbuds or something? Save keys to open doors. I KNOW! Why can't you turn that off? And why isn't there a save point? Warrior needs food, badly.
What, already? Man, if this game supported a clip-on microphone you can bet I'd give it a piece of my- Warrior is about to die.
No way! No way! I just put a quarter in! Elf shot the food. ELF I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY OVERSIZED CIRCUMAURAL LEATHER MUFFS I SWEAR TO JEEBUS Warrior is about to die. IF I'M GOING OUT I'M TAKING THAT ELF WITH ME Warrior needs food, badly. Elf is about to die. THAT'S RIGHT, ELF, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CROSSING THE WARRIOR Elf needs food, badly. Warrior is about to die. NOT YET, BABY, NOT JUST YET AAAAAaaaauuuuhhhh THAT'S RIGHT, ELF! THAT'S RIGHT!
WOOO! Don't matter what happened to me, that sucker elf got his. Yeah,
I didn't buy a pair of Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones
for nothing. PRO-phones, baby! That's me! The Kobe Bryant of the arcade! Wooo! Now who wants some on Roadblasters?
Warranty: 1 Year Everglide
Ultra-Light Membrane for instantaneous audio response
Designed For Comfort And Extended Wear
Optimum noise isolation
Over-sized circumaural leather muffs to reduce ambient noise
Protective carrying bag included
Great for gaming or music
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20,000Hz
Nominal Impedence: 16 ohm
Max Sound Pressure (SPL): 102dB
Max Power Rating: 100mW
3.5mm stereo plug for headphones
3.5mm plug for separate clip-on microphone (included)
Headphone cable length: 3.1m
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(1) Heather Gray Woot Tee
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1st place in Derby #47: Home, with 690 votes!
A dark and lonely planet or a shade tree and a home you built
yourself? It all depends on your perspective. Maybe it's just the
boathouse for The Little Prince, but if sci-fi television is any
indication, there's something dangerous and powerful down there and it
doesn't want to be disturbed.
Sure, we'd like to believe the
place is friendly and picturesque, but this isn't some Star Trek
episode. And doesn't the whole place look like it's right next to the
interplanetary river? It might look pretty, but those river folk aren't
to be trusted. So if you want to play Space Deliverance at John
Crighton's Bait Shack, you go right ahead. We'll be back on the main
route, looking for a Sheraton.
This shirt was designed by:
kdeuce, who is clearly some sort of anti-matter Thomas Kinkade. Maybe
it was an alternate universe. Maybe it was some imperfect duplicating
ray. All we know is that he or she is here now. And, really, we're
happy to have him or her around. It'll keep those other jerkfaces
Wear this shirt: when you want those goldurn kids to get off your property and respect your solitude. You goldurn kids!
Don't wear this shirt: if you're trying to win first place in an ugly shirt competition. Because that would only work on opposite day! Yeah, think that one over, smarty pants.
This shirt tells the world: "As soon as the centrifugal forces cause those blowing leaves to coalesce into a small moon, the nights will be so romantic."
We call this color: There One Was A Pilot Named Ray/Who Met NASA On Their Job Fair Day/He Went Up Into Space/Where He Was Replaced/By An Alien Colored Heather Gray
3X - M: 10" x 11.94"
S - WS: 7.5" x 8.95"
Maybe we're getting old. Maybe we're mellowing in our dotage. Maybe
a glass or two of Greg Norman Estates Australian Shiraz has put us in a
reflective, relaxed, thoughtful mood. But we just can't bring ourselves
to churn out the cheap, easy jokes that would fill this space in no
time. No golf puns. No shark jokes. (OK, one shark joke.)
Nothing about Crocodile Dundee or Men at Work or wallabies. Just plain
talk about these two bottles from Greg Norman Estates.
2001 Padthaway Reserve Shiraz is a time capsule in a bottle. When these
grapes sprung from the rich red earth of South Australia, John Howard
was running for a third term, the Brisbane Lions were storming their
way to triumph in the Grand Final, and Powderfinger's album Odyssey Number Five
was rocking the ears of Antipodean youth. (At least, that's what
Wikipedia tells us. It's not like we were there at the time.) Take care
with it, and its supple, elegant dark fruit flavors will outlive the
Don't feel obliged to be nice to the
2002 Limestome Coast Reserve Shiraz just because it came a long way to
get here. For one thing, this rich, deep red is not that sensitive. For
another, once you get a taste of its full-bodied, sophisticated dark
plum and blackberry flavors, pitying it will be the last thing on your
mind. And how can you not love a wine whose fruit was grown in places
with names like Coonawarra, Wrattonbully, and Padthaway?
you don't have to be able to pronounce those names to drink these
wines. While our cousins down under get ready for winter, these bottles
of Shiraz will be the perfect accompaniment to your bar-b-q, cookout,
or barbie. It reminds us of the time that Russell Crowe and INXS joined us on the links for eighteen holes of- oh, right, we said we weren't going to do that.