Remember that time Jenny told Philip that she wouldn't even if he was
the last man left on the planet after a virus from space turned every
other man into some sort of seagull/bumblebee hybrid? That was cold. Or
how about the time Pamela walked right up to Sam and threw his
cheeseburger right out the window? That was cold. Or when Gilligan got
caught cheating on Mary Anne with Ginger thanks to a hypnosis serum the
Professor made in a chemical factory he built from palm leaves and a
coconut? Stone cold. Or what about the Targus Notebook Chill Mat? With
two fans that go 1500 RPM and send 28 cubic feet of air out every minute? It even runs off your USB connector. Yeah. That's cold.
Warranty: 90 Day Limited Woot
Prevent overheating: Two-fan cooling system pulls heat away from the notebook and prevents the CPU from overheating during use
your workspace: High-heat generating notebooks can damage furniture
surfaces; using the Chill Mat™ protects furniture from heat damage
Powered by your notebook: Plug into the USB port for power, and turn on the fans with the on/off switch
Exterior Dimensions: 11.75" x 9" x 0.8"
USB power cord with on/off switch
Air Flow: 28 CFM (cubic feet per minute)
Speed: 1500 RPM
PC Power: USB: 5 V, 500 mA
Power: 1.05 W
Weight: 18 oz
In the box:
USB Power Cable
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What's the difference between management and the rest of us? When we
don't feel like doing our work, we have to surf the web on the sly, or
walk really slowly to the bathroom and back. When managers don't feel
like working, they can always call a meeting.
This shirt was designed by: <a href="http://www.letsmakeart.com/">Matt Palmer</a>,
whose online bio says "Matt's originality, flair and technical ability
combine with an affable nature and a highly developed work ethic to
make him invaluable to any client." In this case, you guys are the
client - how'd he do?
Wear this shirt:
after you form a subcommittee to assess potential shirt-related
outcomes and coordinate action items from all the major stakeholders
into a report that will be presented to the larger committee (which you
will also need to form) so it can determine whether the shirt proposal
merits further study.
Don't wear this shirt: to any of those meetings, unless you sew a collar onto it first.
This shirt tells the world: "We can hold a meeting, or we can get some work done, but not both at the same time."
We call this color: Conference Room Red.
3X - M: 6.55" x 10.85"
S - WS: 4.91" x 8.13"
Pantone Color(s): - 181 C - 4685 C - 487 C - White
Maybe we're getting old. Maybe we're mellowing in our dotage. Maybe
a glass or two of Greg Norman Estates Australian Shiraz has put us in a
reflective, relaxed, thoughtful mood. But we just can't bring ourselves
to churn out the cheap, easy jokes that would fill this space in no
time. No golf puns. No shark jokes. (OK, one shark joke.)
Nothing about Crocodile Dundee or Men at Work or wallabies. Just plain
talk about these two bottles from Greg Norman Estates.
2001 Padthaway Reserve Shiraz is a time capsule in a bottle. When these
grapes sprung from the rich red earth of South Australia, John Howard
was running for a third term, the Brisbane Lions were storming their
way to triumph in the Grand Final, and Powderfinger's album Odyssey Number Five
was rocking the ears of Antipodean youth. (At least, that's what
Wikipedia tells us. It's not like we were there at the time.) Take care
with it, and its supple, elegant dark fruit flavors will outlive the
Don't feel obliged to be nice to the
2002 Limestome Coast Reserve Shiraz just because it came a long way to
get here. For one thing, this rich, deep red is not that sensitive. For
another, once you get a taste of its full-bodied, sophisticated dark
plum and blackberry flavors, pitying it will be the last thing on your
mind. And how can you not love a wine whose fruit was grown in places
with names like Coonawarra, Wrattonbully, and Padthaway?
you don't have to be able to pronounce those names to drink these
wines. While our cousins down under get ready for winter, these bottles
of Shiraz will be the perfect accompaniment to your bar-b-q, cookout,
or barbie. It reminds us of the time that Russell Crowe and INXS joined us on the links for eighteen holes of- oh, right, we said we weren't going to do that.