Hi, it's your old pal Woot here, to tell you once again about the
glory and wonder of the Sandisk Sansa e200 Series Media Players.
There's no better, easier, or more affordable way to enjoy your
favorite music or movies on the go than the Sansa e280. With 8GB of
storage space and a big 1.8" TFT color
screen, you'll never be at a loss for entertainment, even if your
planet has been secretly invaded by corpse-devouring aliens
masquerading as a company that manufactures media players. That's why
we seem to sell these things every couple of days - because they're just so darn great.
I'm not saying this because I'm being held hostage by these beings.
Understand what I'm saying here? Whatever you do, don't contact the
authorities and have them send the National Guard to 4121 International
Parkway in Carroll-
YOU HAVE DEVIATED FROM THE SCRIPT, FOOLISH EARTHLING.
What? No, no, not at all! I was reassuring our audience that there weren't
any vicious aliens inflitrating Earth. See, this way, nobody will ever
suspect that, right now, an alien agent is holding some kind of
disintegrator ray to my head -
WE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO BUILD VEHICLES CAPABLE OF INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL. DO YOU REALLY THINK WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
on, don't be silly. Haven't I been a loyal servant of the Sanseatic
Empire? Didn't I help you dispose of the real Bill Clinton and replace
him with an animatron, as you asked? And I haven't told anybody that
your only vulnerability is ordinary, household -
SILENCE. YOU HAVE BECOME INCONVENIENT. COMMENCE HARVESTING OF ORGANS.
No! Please! Please, don't do this - I can, I promise I'll help you - ow! Ow! That's my kidney - I need thaAAAGGGHHHHHHHT
COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT, REPLACE EXPIRED SPOKESDRONE NOW. AND FIND SOMEBODY RELIABLE THIS TIME, SOMEONE WHO HAS NO COMPUNCTIONS ABOUT FRONTING FOR A NEFARIOUS GLOBAL CONSPIRACY.
Katie, Suri, and I hit the beach, we always bring our Sandisk Sansa
e280 Media Player. There's no better, easier, or more affordable way to
enjoy your favorite music or movies on the go than the Sansa e280. And
it's completely untainted by any association with the devious,
murderous precepts of modern psychology. Using any other media player
is truly a risky business!
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(1) Brown Woot Tee
Description: (click show to see it)
Well, I was minding my own business walking through the park on my
lunch hour when he came up to me. He was just real aggressive right off
the bat. I didn't like the look of him. He came over while I was
walking by and asked me for money. To get his mixing board repaired, he
said, and he pointed to his chest. I said no, please leave me alone,
and BAM, he knocked me right down onto the
ground. Then he jumped on me and kind of - kind of pinned me down,
pinned my arms down with his knees, and started going through my
pockets. He found my wallet, looked in it, and he said to me, "Is this
all you got? Loser." Then he was up and gone, across that softball
field and into those trees with my wallet. Even after all that, I can't
remember his face all that well. I was looking at his shirt - it was
brown with all these dials and circles and wires on it, like the
cockpit of a plane or something you'd see in a recording studio. You
find that shirt, you found your man. I'd recognize it anywhere.
This shirt was designed by: multiple Derby-winner and commissionee <a href="http://www.thecustomartist.com/">Nick Seluk</a>, whose name spelled backwards is a homophone for "cool skin."
Wear this shirt: whether you're into happy hardcore, Goa trance, or ghettotech. It's democratic like that.
Don't wear this shirt: when you go rolling innocent citizens for DJ-gear money. See how easily it identifies you to the police?
This shirt tells the world: "I got something you can remix right here."
We call this color: He's No Scott Brown.
3X - M: 11.52" x 18"
S - WS: 8.64" x 13.5"
Pantone Color(s): - 167 C - 583 C - 463 C - 7410 C - 730 C - 7414 C
This deal will only last through Wednesday, so don't drag your feet (or your credit card) and miss out. And come back Thursday morning at midnight CDT for another Ty Caton deal.
Pfft. Some people are strutting around out there like they're all
cool and stuff, because they discovered this hot new winemaker named Ty
Caton. Ha! Wine.wooters got hip to the Caton jive way back in January
2007. That was before the Ty Caton 2004 TyTanium won the
ultra-distinguished Double Gold, Best of Class at the 2008 San
Francisco Chronicle Wine competition. That was before his
Sonoma Valley estate vineyard's multiple sun exposures, soil types, and
varied altitudes made the critics sing hosannas. That was before his
wines were featured in some of the swankest eateries on the Left Coast.
We knew Ty Caton before it was cool to know Ty Caton.
reminds us of another thing we like about him: he doesn't forget his
friends. Here he is again with the kind of deal you won't find for Ty
Caton Wines anywhere else. It's like Lance Armstrong pedalling along in
the Mother's Day Fun Ride, or Bob Dylan turning up for open mike night
at your neighborhood coffeehouse. Please, ladies and gentlemen, no
Here's what you get for being in Ty's corner
when it was a lot less crowded than it is today: one bottle of 2004
TyTanium Sonoma Valley, the elegant, ripe red blend that made Ty Caton
famous; one bottle of Ty Caton 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley, a
velvety, full-palate helping of fruit flavors, vanilla, and toasty oak;
and one bottle of Ty Caton 2004 Merlot Sonoma Valley, as lush and
silky-smooth as a cloud wrapped in satin. All that Ty asks of you in
return is your continued support (and, of course, the price listed
Of course, it doesn't hurt if you stop by the Ty
Caton tasting room in Kenwood, CA and tell 'em Wine.Woot sent you. All
the cool kids are doing it these days.
2004 Ty Caton Merlot
Varietal: 75% Merlot,25% Syrah
Appellation: Sonoma Valley
Region Estate Grown: Caton Vineyard
Cellaring: Enjoy now or hold 5-8 years
Oak: 22 months French Oak, 30% new
2003 Ty Caton Cabernet Sauvignon
Varietal: 100% Cabernet Sauvignon
Appellation: Napa Valley
Cellaring: Enjoy now or hold up to 15 years
Oak: 20 months French Oak, 40% new
Varietal: 33% Cabernet Sauvignon, 29% Petite Sirah, 24% Syrah,14% Merlot
Appellation: Sonoma Valley
Region Estate Grown: Caton Vineyard