(1) Pinnacle PCTV Remote Kit for Windows Media Center
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Thank you, thank you! It's an honor to be here and to receive such a
warm welcome! Get on board, everybody, because we're going to ride this
train all the way to the White House! All right! Who let those dogs
out, right? Yeah! Thank you!
Now, there have been some
reports in the media this past week - have you guys heard about this?
My opponent is trying to make a big deal out of this. They've already
got a fund-raising letter out. Can you believe that? Even though no
court of law has ever convicted me of indecent exposure, even though
it's just my word against that nun's, my opponent is ready to get out
the lynching rope. But that's Washington for you! Am I right?
that's not all. They will stop at nothing to smear me, to tear me down,
to destroy a person through personal destruction. As we speak, my
campaign is trying to get to the bottom of how several thousand
apparently stolen Pinnacle PCTV Remote Kits
for Windows Media Center wound up in our Dallas campaign office.
Despite my opponent's talking points, there's not a single shred of
evidence linking me, my campaign, or my close personal friend Fabrizio
"Big Fingers" Giambalvo to those remotes.
red-blooded American, I too enjoy controlling my Windows Media Center
content from across the room, from music and audiobooks to TV and
video. I too dream of a world where every child can listen to their
pirated 50 Cent MP3s without having to walk eight feet to their
computers. But that certainly does not mean that my operatives hijacked
a truck full of Pinnacle PCTV Remote Kits.
And I promise you, the American people, that I never planned to fence
the stolen remotes and use the proceeds to hire prostitutes to entrap
my opponent. The very idea is so absurd, I'm not even going to respond
to the charges, except to say that they are false, and my opponent
routinely parks in fire zones and cripple spaces.
What was that, Harold? Right, right, I mean handicapped spaces. Sorry,
my campaign manager has to keep me "on message" sometimes. Handicapped
spaces, of course. Let it be said that I have nothing but the utmost
respect for the, you know, disabled or handicapped or whatever those
people want to be called this week.
In the course of a long,
grueling campaign like this, in the heat of a passionate fight for the
future of our democracy and the democracy of our future, all of us
sometimes misspeak. I had just such an experience recently with a
reporter, and my opponent wasted no time in plastering my unintended
misstatements all over the news media. But the fact of the matter is,
ladies and gentlemen, that even the New York Times agrees
that the admiration I expressed for the policies of Adolf Hitler was
"limited". Their words: "limited admiration." Just because you think
somebody did a good job keeping the streets clean doesn't mean you
agree with the more genocidal parts of his platform. But I guess that
distinction is a little too complex for the supporters of my opponent
My opponent should be ashamed, ashamed of the way
this campaign has degenerated into little more than middle-school
insults and empty rhetoric. After all, I'm not the one whose mama is so
fat, she brushes her teeth with mayonnaise. But I'm confident that
voters like you, the good people of America, will see through the other
campaign's juvenile tactics and give them a Wet Willie at the polls.
Thank you! Hurrah for America! And don't stop believin' about tomorrow!
Warranty: 1 Year Pinnacle
Compatible with Windows Media Center (included in Windows Vista™ Home Premium and Ultimate Editions)
Access your digital media from the comfort of your couch using the remote control
Compatible with all Vista-certified TV tuner cards/sticks
Access digital photos, music, DVDs and movies (no TV tuner required)
In the box:
Infrared Blaster Cable
2 AA Batteries
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(1) Asphalt Woot Tee
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First place in Derby #41 (Alphabet), with 670 votes!
A is for quarters, this took all of yours,
B is for robot, that must find all the doors,
C is for joysticks, and this one had two,
D is for Pauline, who needs saving by you,
E is for B button which you can't hold too long,
F is for path, and yours might wind up wrong,
G is for corner, if you go there you're trapped
H is for X-Box, good going, next map,
I is for shovel, you're going to need that,
J is for lava troll, your feet he will grab at,
K is for bear, and a whole lot of swear words,
L is for franchise, player two that made good,
M is for pause trick, hey, computers cheat too,
N is a popular name, like Ryu
O is for Here Lies, so restart the game,
P is for cobra, they're lying in wait,
Q is for haircut, and dude needs one today,
R is for something we don't think we've played,
S is for franchise, and this locked it in,
T is for hours of fun with no friends,
U is for British, he got killed in a beta,
V is for punching, put that quarter up, playa,
W is for online, where the kids all spend time,
X is for Hamlet, I hear his is quite fine,
Y is for crazy, that designer was nuts,
Z is for Ganon, who got sat on his butt.
This shirt was designed by: some up-and-comer named jamescho84, who <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=5288">can't seem to let go of his childhood</a>.
Also stay the hell out of our mod forums, Cho. We don't come to your
house and carve our names in your bologna. Which reminds us, you're out
Wear this shirt: when you're fully prepared to have someone ask you to identify each and every one of these characters or symbols.
Don't wear this shirt: when you're playing E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. Actually, just don't play E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. They really don't exaggerate about how bad it was.
This shirt tells the world: "Someone please tell me what that bunny holding a plunger is from!"
We call this color:
You Little Punks Better Find Something Else To Do All Day Because If
You're Not Paying, You're Loitering, And If You're Loitering, You Got
No Place In This Arcade And Need To Get Out There And Hit The Asphalt
3X - M: 10.3" x 10"
S - WS: 7.72" x 7.5"
Pantone Color(s): - 433 C - White - 1585 C - 639 C - 375 C - 4755 C
(1) Woot Cellars Polyphemus Sonoma Red Blend 2005 1.5L
(1) Polyphemus Woot Shirt
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Too evil to live...too big to die...too delicious to be contained by our
cellar...run! Polyphemus once again walks the land! The third offering
from Woot Cellars returns for a revival of <a href="http://wine.woot.com/Blog/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=2969">his original creature feature</a> - and this time, he brought merch.
with a magnum of this Sonoma County blend of Barbera, Syrah,
Sangiovese, and Merlot, each unlucky victim of this deal will also
receive the shocking t-shirt pictured above. There's no better way to
say "I enjoy gimmicky wines with moderately amusing labels." But don't
let Polyphemus hear you say it. No mortal has ever dared to call this
beastly vino "gimmicky" and lived to tell about it.
SMELL the monstrous raspberry and spice bouquet! TASTE the sheer brutal power of its blackberry, black pepper, and anise flavors! FEEL a quivering in your bowels as you realize there is no escape from the horror! And WEAR
the stylish t-shirt that will be the envy of every monster-loving wine
connoisseur on your block! Wine.Woot: we'll bring you a t-shirt to wear
and the wine to spill on it!