(1) Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones (White or Black)
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Hello, I'm an old man. My house smells like onions and wool. And I
recommend you don't buy today's Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones. First of all, they say these phones sound great with music despite the fact that they were originally marketed for gaming. Music, bah. The stuff they listen to nowadays is like
somebody's put one of those zippered jackets in a dryer. It's all
booming and banging and somebody talking about butts for seven minutes.
What ever happened to Wolfman Jack? He even had a cartoon show there
for a while! It wasn't so long ago, you remember it, right?
Oh, sorry, nodded off there. Let me tell you another thing about the
Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones, they've got a frequency
response of 20Hz to 20,000 Hz. Back when I was your age we were lucky
to get one solitary frequency. We had AM, you know. I didn't even get
an 8-Track until after college! Try caring about The Five Inch Nails
when you grew up with that inbetween stations! We didn't need some
ultra-light membrane or some over-sized circumaural leather muffs.
Which reminds me, have you seen my wife? She was supposed to be
That's right, some people love each other
enough to take care of each other! Not like that Madonna Cobain crap.
That's why people go out playing games at those arcades all hours of
the day, because no one cares about them at home! You think you'd need
a 3.5mm stereo plug for headphones or a 3.5mm plug for the included
clip-on microphone otherwise? Optimum noise isolation? I call it
optimum waste of time, is what I call it. Why can't people just enjoy
the public television broadcasts of Frankie Valli? My TV speakers still sound great. Or the great work
Mike Love is doing with all those twenty year old backup musicians who
work for The Beach Boys? Look at him up there, ready to fall over at
any second. That's excitement! You want excitement? You're looking at
it right there!
So put that Everglide S-500 Professional
Headphones back in the included bag and stop pretending that
you're the next Johnny Unitas. I bought my son an Activation Home Video
System once, you know, I read up on these things. I killed six of them
Asteroids once, all by myself. I didn't need headphones. I was drunk,
too, whole time. Kids today.
Warranty: 1 Year Everglide
Ultra-Light Membrane for instantaneous audio response
Designed For Comfort And Extended Wear
Optimum noise isolation
Over-sized circumaural leather muffs to reduce ambient noise
Clip-on microphone and protective carrying bag included
Great for gaming or music
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20,000Hz
Nominal Impedence: 16 ohm
Max Sound Pressure (SPL): 102dB
Max Power Rating: 100mW
3.5mm stereo plug for headphones
3.5mm plug for separate clip-on microphone (included)
Headphone cable length: 3.1m
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"Oh, bother!" Diana said as the clock struck nine. "Stood up again!"
Diana sighed and walked to the window, for, as she was a unicorn, the
sky itself was her fridge. Soon it was eleven-thirty, her Sex And The City
dvd was ending, and the floor was littered with shimmering
multi-colored crumbs. She had eaten the whole thing without meaning to,
Diana looked at herself in the mirror, the warm
hydrogen making her head spin. "God, I'm so disgusting," she told her
tipsy reflection. "Who could ever love me?" Diana nibbled at the edge
of a leftover star while promising herself it would all change on
Saturday. "Salads," she swore, "Salads undressed." She felt optimistic.
Ten quick sit-ups helped. She wrote them down in a little notebook and
updated her MySpace to read "Diana is turning a new leaf!" By July she would be the one standing them up!
hour later, Diana lay awake looking at the ceiling. She had done this
all before, so many times. She worried it was about to all happen
again. She felt like she had so much to share and wondered if she'd
ever find anyone to share it with. Surely he was still out there,
wasn't he? Surely he was still looking for her. She had made that one,
youthful mistake that one, accidental time, but It had been Spring
Break, and in Vegas, couldn't he forgive her? Couldn't he understand?
Couldn't he still appear at twilight to lay his shining head in her
"Oh, bother!" Diana whispered to herself as she adjusted the pillow beneath her horn, "Oh, bother!"
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Wear this shirt:
to a biker bar when you're feeling troubled that you never find a
reason to use your black belt in Jeet Koon Do. Maybe also kick over a
few motorcycles on the way in just to be sure.
Don't wear this shirt:
if you're going to over-read the traditionally colored masculine symbol
of the unicorn eating the well-known rainbow which has become symbolic
of tolerating diversity across gender and sexuality as an affirmation
of the dominance of the pre-existing white male hegemony. Take that hot
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We call this color: The Grass Menagerie
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S - WS: 9" x 7.2"
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(3) Iron Horse 2005 Cabernet Franc Alexander Valley
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Look out, world. Cabernet Franc has had enough of being pushed
around. It's sick and tired of watching more muscular wines like
Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot get all the attention. "You're just not
strong enough to carry a whole bottle on your own," everybody says.
"You might hurt yourself. Now be a good little grape and run along. The
big-boy grapes have work to do." But who do they come running to when
they need a little extra smoothness and spice in their blends? Huh?
today. Cab Franc won't play second grape this time. It's splashing into
the spotlight as the primary varietal in this blend, and it's gonna
show you it's got more to offer than a few lines in somebody else's
show. From hand-picking the grapes at the point of optimum maturity to
cold-soaking the grapes for a week, Iron Horse has taken special care
to give Cabernet Franc the spectacular stage it deserves. The result is
an uncommonly smooth, unusually rich red that'll take on any cuisine.
Braised lamb shank, prime rib, grilled mushrooms, charbroiled eggplant,
Old World cheddar - whatever you got, the richer, the better.
Don't worry. You won't hurt it. You can't
hurt it. Not when this Iron Horse 2005 Cabernet Franc flexes such
robust, supple aromas (blackberry, cigar box, dark figs, toasted oak)
and flavors (cherry, spice, sweet ripe fruit, berry jam). Of course
it's tough. It came up on the mean slopes of the T-Bar-T Ranch, a
rugged little bench some 800 feet off the Alexander Valley floor. Those
are the kinds of conditions that produce intense, luscious grapes. But
it's got a soft, smooth side, too. It's still a Cabernet Franc at heart.
you're still not comfortable with the idea of a Cabernet Franc in
charge. Maybe you think they're fine as a minor ingredient in a Cab
blend, but you wouldn't want your sister to marry one. Well, we suggest
you update your attitudes, pronto. Iron Horse didn't make much of this
2005 Cabernet Franc, and their contract with T-Bar-T has ended, so they
won't be making any more. Squirm and struggle and vacillate too long,
and the Iron Horse might just gallop right past you.
Iron Horse 2005 Cabernet Franc
78% Cabernet Franc, 16% Petit Verdot, 6% Cabernet Sauvignon
days of cold soaking. Cooler than typical fermentation. Last of the
fermentation was completed in French oak barrels allowing the frequent
stirring of tannin softening protein rich yeast.