(1) Dane-Elec 2 Gigabyte Secure Digital Memory Card
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"Hi, Allen. Say, I think your computer is on fire!"
"Oh, crap!" HOOOOOSH "I think that got it."
"Glad you're not treating me any differently since my promotion!"
sorry you had to see that, Phil. It's been so hard to keep things
stable recently. It's just all the volatile memory I've been using."
"I understand, Allen. I used to be just like you."
"Really, Phil? But you're always so calm... so collected... your data right at hand! What's your secret?"
"I'll show you, Allen. It's this!"
"The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card!"
"That's right, Allen. The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card stores any kind of file, from MP3 to jpg to MOV to XLS and EXE!"
ogg! But good luck playing it here at work, you communist! Ha ha, I'm
just kidding, Allen. There's room for all faiths at this company."
"Wow, Phil, you've changed my life! So no more explosions?"
"No more explosions, Allen. The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card
uses a special non-volatile memory system, compatible with practically
all devices that have an SD card reader slot. And non-volatile means no
more workplace explosions."
"It even has a jewel case, Phil! I don't know how to thank you for-"
"Oh, crap!" HOOOOOSH
"Sounds like Jenkins over there across the room needs a Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card too. Why don't you go straighten him out... now that you're the new floor manager."
"Phil, you're the greatest boss I've ever had."
"I'm not just a boss, Allen... I'm a friend."
Warranty: 5 Year Dane-Elec
2 Gigabytes of non-volatile memory
Write protection switch
Data transfer rate of 66x or 10 Megabits per second
Asymmetrically shaped to ensure the card is not inserted upside down
8 Pin connection
Operating voltage - 2.7 to 3.3 volts
In the box:
Dane-Elec 2 Gigabyte Secure Digital Card
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When Voltaire's Candide spouted that maxim about it being
man's duty to cultivate his garden--he can't have been talking about
crazy psychedelic gardens like the one depicted here. You could lose
your grip on reality digging these bulbs, dig? Seriously, we're getting
a touch of vertigo just imagining the scent of those weird-ass flowers.
And what if we aren't hallucinating this bird? What if... the bird... is
hallucinating us? Yeah, tend this 'shroom-patch at your own risk, maaan.
From the journals of the pioneers who opened up the Oregon Territory for Pinot Noir cultivation:
Clear cold morning, took Birch pills for sickness before local Indian
guide told me they bring up one's breakfast, guide was Right - spent a
wearying day crouch'd beside the creek. Word reaches camp that Oregon
State University submitted an Article claiming the terroir was most
unsuitable for Pinot Noir cultivation - men much Aggrieved. It seems as
tho' this sojourn will Never end and I begin to Despair.
Some Rain in morning - chased a catamount out of camp last Eve. with
terrific commotion. Continued walking by day - passed the Journey in
reveries of Pinot Noir raptures Yet to Come. Decided I shall call my
vineyard Amity, a stout and hardy Name of good cheer. Lost but 3 men to
dysentery to-day - the State of things must be Improving.
Entered the broad Sweep of the Willamette Valley. Devoted more Thought
to the character of the Pinot Noir wine I aim to Cultivate - conceiv'd
or dreamt as follows: Amity 2005 Winemaker's Reserve Pinot Noir.
Dry-farm'd, gentle destemmer leaving Ninety per-Cent whole berries
intact, three different yeasts - hence, a Fruit-Driven complex wine. I
am Confident that this green and pleasant Valley shall become the
pre-Eminent district for Pinot Noir cultivation the World over.
More damn'd rain, cold. Party sought succor in Cavern - alas, so did
bear in great numbers. Much ballyhoo and Excited firing of pistols.
Lost 8 men and 5 bears, which we roasted over an open fire. The bears,
I mean. Thought much on two further Pinot Noirs - the Future beckons! -
Amity 2006 Willamette Valley Pinot Noir with complex Nose of
rasp-berry, blackcherry, and earth, & spice. Smooth, soft. My fancy
turned with great Relief to a lighter matter - Amity 2006 Willamette
Valley Pinot Blanc - quintessential PB on nose - melon, mineral, a wisp
of the tropics - round, Smooth mouth. I humbly beseech the Creator to
bestow such a bounty upon Myself and this noble Land. Also - could use
some Help with my Ringworm while you're At it. Itches like devil.
Pinot Noir in view! O the joy!
Amity 2005 Winemaker's Reserve Pinot Noir
Clonal breakdown is 51% Wadensville, and 49% Dijon clones (mainly 777 & 115).
Alcohol is 13.14%
Total Acidity is 5.9 g/L
profile: 49% at Sunnyside Vineyards, Salem, 34% at Amity Vineyards,
Amity and the remaining 17% at Schouten Vineyards, McMinnville
*Harvest was October 13, 2005
Amity 2006 Pinot Blanc
1358 cases were bottled February and March 2007
Alcohol is 13.8%
Total Acidity is 6.1 g/L
Residual sugar is 2.3g/L
profile: 57.4 % at Crannell Farms; Amity, 23.8 % at Amity Vineyards,
Amity; 9.4 % Schouten Vineyards, Sheridan and 9.4 %, all Auxerrois, at
Harvest was October 3rd through the 14th, 2006
Amity 2006 Pinot Noir
2600 cases bottled in August and September 2007
alcohol of 14.0
pH of 3.50
Total Acidity of 5.6 g/l
profile: Crannell, 32; Bass Hill 25.5 Amity Vineyards 17.5; Sunnyside
Vineyards 11.25%; Croft 8%; 4% Coelho and 0.25% Anden Vineyards
Dominant clones were Dijon, primarily 115, at 36%; Wadensvill at 33%; Pommard at 13%; Upright at 9%
Hand Harvest began October 14 and ended October 21