(1) Gyration GYT8105US GyroTransport Air Mouse with 512 MB USB Flash Drive
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I await your URGENT reply to this email contact.
am sorry to tell you that someone you call a Friend has hired me to
kill you dead by all means. My client have spent a lot money on this
purpose. I have been provided with necessary informations, pictures
addresses and your daily habits we needed about you. My boys have
carried out the investigations but I told them not to kill you as I
would like to contact you and see if your Life is important.
The question is do you want to LIVE OR DIE?
back to me <a href="http://shirt.woot.com">by February 14</a> if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life. If
you cannot pay this Fees I must do my duty as I have been paid already
to do. All you need to pay is one Gyration GYT8105US GyroTransport
Air Mouse Presenter to a location at time to be determined. My client
tells me you know this mouse well to give presentations, indeed its RF
receiver doubles as a 512MB flash drive for your presentations. You may
wave this mouse around in the air like a controller of game Wii. Not
even point at the screen to make the cursor. From up to 100 foot Range
no less. If you are prepared to turn one of these mouse over to me and
my operatives, I shall deliver to you the tape of your friend
discussing my hiring to kill you, you may use for legal actions against
this person who pay to have you dead.
If you choose to spurn my help I will carry out my job as assigned, on time <a href="http://shirt.woot.com">by Valentine's Day</a>.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY BUSINESS GOING ON I WILL EXTEND THE ORDER TO YOUR FAMILY. ALSO, PETS.
Urgently reply please I await to spare your life -
Warranty: One year Gyration
Innovative gyroscopic motion-sensing technology for in-air navigation and cursor control
Built-in 512MB Flash Memory with auto launch - Take your data anywhere
2.4 GHz RF technology - up to 100-foot range for cordless freedom and remote control
GyroTools Software - Gives you greater control over your digital media, and presentations.
2 button mouse with durable loop for key chain attachment
Swipes feature Let's you open web pages, scroll down menus, and navigate with just a flick of a wrist.
you freedom to move around during your presentation. You don't have to
aim the GyroTransport at your monitor to control the mouse.
In the box:
GyroTransport Pro Air Mouse Controller
512MB USB Flash Drive and RF Receiver
1 AAA Battery
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Even though you have a week, overnight your order to make sure you get it by Valentine's Day.
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Designed by: a two-headed shirt designer who is half lovestruck, half lovelorn. Awww.
Wear this shirt: on Valentine's Day, because if you're not wearing red, people will pinch you.
Don't wear this shirt: any other time, unless you're a pre-teen girl or an emo boy.
Bonjour, madame. How may I help you? Ah, wine, you say?
Yes, I can remove a wine stain from almost any fabric. It is, how you
say, my specialty. You see, I have been in the laundry business for -
What's that? You want to buy wine? To drink? No, no, I think you misunderstand. Here, we clean clothes - en fait,
we do far more than that. We love clothes. We adore clothes. We gently
minister to every single thread until it sparkles like the Seine in the
golden light of afternoon. But wine? No. I think maybe you have us
confused with some other French laundry.
I am sorry, I do
not know this "Sadler-Wells" you speak of. Perhaps I wish I did, eh?
Tell me, do they make a Cabernet Sauvignon? You don't say. Does it
reflect the fruit-forward character of Sonoma Valley Cabs? Is the fruit
concentrated, the tannins firm? Ah, such a wine can only come from petit,
carefully-selected vineyards. Madame, with every word, you make me
thirst for this Sadler-Wells 2003 Sonoma Cabernet - and yet, I am on
the clock, and cannot drink around the laundering machines.
Pinot Noir, you say? Madame, I beg you, stop toying with me. Your tales
of a single-vineyard Pinot, with all the aromatic complexity, dense
fruit, and mineral quality of the great Pinot Noirs of Burgundy, are
driving me mad with longing. Such lushness! Such richness! Such texture
and character! Please stop. I cannot stand such torment. One more word
about the Sadler-Wells 2005 Pinot Noir, and I shall- I shall-
Oui! Oui! I will leave the laundry business of my forefathers, and open a
restaurant! And we will serve Sadler-Wells wines, which I shall be able
to drink whenever I please! Merci, madame, merci. But one question: what shall I call this restaurant? What would be a suitable name for a restaurant run by a French launderer?