All right! Super Bowl Sunday! Set out the chips and dip and get some extra beer because we're going ALL! THE! WAY!
I'm pumped to see... what? Really? Why didn't anyone tell me? You tried?
My phone was in the other room? Aw, man, I wish I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset!
130 hours of standby time would have let me keep the headset with me
while I was making my blog post on how Tom Brady is faking it. I hear
the back housing of the ergonomic earhook is improved, kinda like
Lawrence Tynes did during the course of the NFC Championship game. Sorry, Green Bay fans. If I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth
Headset I'd use the control over 3-way calling to tell you all how
sorry I was. I wouldn't even have to use the hold or the mute button to
hide my laughter because I really would have meant it.
advanced volume controls have orientation technology that makes sure
they'll always be on top. Miami could have used that big time. But hey,
you can't change the past. All you can do is look at the blue LED
that notifies you when the headset is in use and think about your bets.
Your non-refundable bets that were for today. And my bookie didn't say
anything. Now I know why he was smiling from ear to ear. And the
Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset could have worked on both, since it's designed for either ear.
I got all these chips and there's some pizza in the oven and I got a
cake. You want some cake? We could watch Are You Smarter Than a 5th
Grader? if you want. That can get pretty intense especially since it
takes an hour, which is exactly how long it takes the Motorola H500 Bluetooth
Headset to charge. Or there's a 700 Club Telethon that goes right into
figure skating! Hey, you gotta be a real athlete to pull off figure
skating, you know! Yeah, okay, see you next week, then.
I guess I'll just wait for The Simpsons to come on and wish I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset. At least nothing else can go... is that something burnin... AW NO MY PIZZAS
Warranty: 90 days
Compatible with Bluetooth-enabled mobile phones that support headset and hands-free profiles
Ergonomic earhook with improved back housing design to form fit to your ear
Enhanced audio performance
Up to 8 hours of talk time and 130 hours of standby time
Multi-function button to control 3-way calling, call start and end, hold, mute
Removable earhook to allow the headset to be worn on either ear
Advanced volume controls include orientation technology to assure that volume controls will always be upright
Blue LED light to notify when the headset is in use, or turn off this feature if you choose
Bluetooth 1.2 provides quicker pairing, better audio with less dropped calls and reduced interference from other devices
Charge time is less than 1 hour
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Second Place In Derby #26 (Graffiti) With 441 Votes!
did Alice get spray paint in Victorian England? We might never know the
answer. But clearly she grew up, even if her dress didn't. Maybe the
gas mask means she is rebelling within an oppressive governmental
system run by the sort of Thatcherite oversecretary that Alan Moore has
always secretly felt he deserved. Maybe she's just huffing laudanum
before gym. All we can sure about is that there are trails and a lot of
leg which means we're probably going to sell out of this one before
lunchtime. Outgrabe, indeed!
This shirt was designed by: Our old friend jamescho84, who most recently brought us <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=4608">Patriot Wings</a>. He is much like Mr. Dodgson, as they both had an innate understanding of how to handle lowest common denominators.
Wear this shirt: when your "Chimpanzee Dressed As Batman" hoodie is in the wash.
Don't wear this shirt: around a Herpetophobe. They're afraid of caterpillars.
This shirt tells the world: "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
We call this color: White Rabbit
3X - M: 12" x 11.71"
S-WS: 9" x 8.78"
Color(s): - 5425 C - 432 C - Cool Gray 8 C - Cool Gray 5 C - Cool Gray 3 C
(2) 2004 Rock Hollow Central Coast Cabernet Sauvignon
(2) 2005 Rock Hollow Central Coast Merlot
Description: (click show to see it)
Winemakers like those at Rock Hollow are experts at a lot of things.
They understand what it takes to coax first-rate fruit from the
California Central Coast soil. They know how to use a combination of
stainless steel and oak fermentation to produce a bright, rich
Chardonnay. They're privy to the kind of oenic arcana that bestows the
power to produce superlative reds like this Merlot and Cabernet
But they're not too good at predicting the future.
thought they had sure-fire hotcakes with these three varietals. One sip
of each, and they were convinced. How could the public resist? How
could they turn their palates away from such a ripe Cab, a smooth
Merlot, a crisp Chardonnay? This would be the biggest sellout since
Iggy Pop licensed "Lust for Life" to that cruiseship commercial.
Immediately, they started printing up rain checks for the disappointed
customers who would miss out, and buying sunglasses through which the
Rock Hollow folks could safely view their blinding future.
maybe their magic 8-ball had blown a fuse. Maybe their I Ching was
mistranslated. Maybe their goat had particularly illegible entrails.
Whatever the reason, they estimated wrong. All those bottles stubbornly
refused to find good homes. But what were they going to do? Stay up all
night writing furious letters of denunciation to the editors of wine
magazines, charging them with complicity in a global conspiracy to
suppress Rock Hollow? Of course. But then what?
you come in. Rock Hollow's bad guess is your good fortune. The surfeit
of unmoved product lets us feature a solid six-pack of Rock Hollow
wines for the scandalously low price of fifty bucks shipped, give or
take a penny. Don't let the price tag trick you into thinking this is
some cheapo fortified Kool-Aid they siphoned out of the gutter at the
Italian Festival. Hesitate, and some other guy'll swoop in and buy it
out from under you, some guy who understands that wine from vineyards
like Kingsley, Firestone, and Paso Robles would be a steal at twice the
From the shiny pear and apple bouquet to the
refresing melon, guava, and citrus flavors to the lingering mineral
notes in the finish, the Rock Hollow 2006 Chardonnay is a symphony in
sunshine. The ripe cherry, cassis, plum, and spice character of the
Rock Hollow 2004 Cabernet Sauvignon brings a plump, jolly mood to any
special occasion (except maybe a funeral). Don't want none unless it's
got silky tannins, hon? Then back up to the Rock Hollow 2005 Merlot,
which positively reeks of sugar and spice and everything nice.
make our living on other people's mistakes: they have too much of
something that you guys want, so we bring it to you cheap. The
value-for-money equation of this Rock Hollow Six-Pack is so extreme,
our calculators exploded. Thank Quetzalcoatl they bottled too much of
it. If more people made mistakes like this, we could finally afford
central heating in the restrooms around here.
2006 Chardonnay Central Coast
TA 8.3 gm/L
Vineyard sources: Firestone and Kingsley Vineyard
Stainless fermented with 20% having been oak aged with French Oak
1800 cases bottled in April 2007
The 2006 Chardonnay begins with a bright bouquet of pear and golden apple with accents of lemon zest and caramel. Crisp flavors of melon, guava, honey and citrus unfold across a rich, balanced texture. The finish is long and clean, with lingering mineral nuances.
2004 Cabernet Sauvignon Central Coast
TA 6.9 gm/L
Vineyard Sources: Paso Robles
21 months aging in barrel, combination of both French oak and American oak
1750 cases bottled in July of 2006
The 2004 Cabernet Sauvignon offers ripe aromas of cherry and cassis with accents of black licorice. The mouthfeel is round and seamless, with flavors of black cherry, plum, coffee and mocha. A long, even finish reveals fine tannins with a hint of spice.
2005 Merlot Central Coast
TA 7.4 gm/L
Vineyard Sources: Firestone, Camp 4, Kingsley and Hammond
19 months aging in barrel in a combination of French oak and American oak
2000 cases bottled in April of 2007
The aromas in the 2005 Merlot are those of sandalwood, a hint of tobacco and briary red fruits. There is also sweet vanilla spice that shows as the wine opens. The soft entry is followed by smooth silky tannins. The overall structure is one that will keep the flavors lingering and the mouthfeel bright.