Patio outside of the Bean Roaster, morning of
1/14/08. You: Asian woman with red plastic glasses, 25-30, drinking
cappuccino and running Windows Vista Business on small compact PC. Me:
balding guy wearing overalls with one strap undone, walking ferret on
leash. Love to get together and have coffee, talk about Wireless WAN technology, maybe something more.
TOM: No, I'm not answering the phone. Yes, I threw away all your stuff. You love that Sony VAIO Micro PC so much, move in with it. I'm tired of competing with Cingular's national wireless EDGE network. I'm done. And I told all my friends about your little "problem". See you in the adult diaper aisle!
seeks generous, lonely older gentleman for assistance in acquiring
mobile PC with 4.5" widescreen display, Intel Core Solo Ultra Low
Voltage processor, flash memory. You help me get through college, I
help you get through the night. Send picture, financial report.
Happy Anniversary "Big V"!! Thank you for five of the best weeks of my life! I wouldn't upgrade your hardware components even if I could. Luv U!!!
Warranty: 1 Year Sony
Windows Vista Business Operating System
1.33 GHzU1500 Ultra Low VoltageIntel Core Solo Processor
Aquarists take note: It is critically important to consider the full
size and special care requirements of adult specimens before stocking
your tank with juveniles. Yes, they're adorable. And sure, they're nice
and small now. But what are you going to do a few months from now, when
they've reached maturity, and you're chasing one around the house with
a harpoon gun because it caught a glimpse of your girlfriend in her
swimsuit, fell in love, grabbed her and ran?
"Adorable" will not be the word for that freakshow, that's for blamed sure.
This shirt was designed by: Theron Wallis, who claims to be a native of the very Floridian swamplands where the Black Lagoon
movies were filmed. Suspicious, eh? Whether Wallis has gills, we can't
say; we've never met face-to-terrifying-fishface. Another recent
Twallis creation: the Facebook application called <a href="http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=18895084056">Win A Prize</a>. Add it!
this shirt: swimming. It'll protect your skin from the sun's dangerous
rays, and the rest of us from seeing you with no shirt on.
Don't wear this shirt: in Rotenone-rich environments.
This shirt tells the world: "Even I have heard the legend of a man-fish."
We call this color: The Olive Lagoon
3X - M: 13" x 13.51"
S-WS: 9.75" x 10.13"
Color(s): - 582 C - 387 C - 397 C - 5767 C - 5763 C - 5747 C
Ah, the rare and exquisite quadruple helix! Four bottles! Three
wines! Together, they can unlock some of the most intriguing riddles
that face humankind. Riddles like: Hey, how's that '05 Cabernet
Alright, maybe that's not so much a
riddle as just a question. Regardless, this wine.woot
three-pack-plus-one is just what you'll need to discover the answer.
a hint: With its subtle whiffs of vanilla and sprinkles of oak spice,
the Cab-Sav is a woot launch wine to get you singing "get out of the
bottle and onto my palate." You know, to the tune of Billy Ocean's '88
monster hit about abducting people into his car. No one in earshot will
appreciate this performance, by the way. They'll ask you to be quiet.
You'll wish you could oblige. But you'll be totally bewitched by the
Cabernet. It will be terribly embarrassing, but still you'll sing on,
like a songbird ensorceled. "Who, me? Yes, you! Get onto my palate!
Whoooooaaaa..." You have been warned.
Next up: The 2004 Helix Pomatia, a bombshell in two bottles. Wine Spectator
calls it a 90-pointer, but you'll just call it one sweet foxy mother of
a wine. It's got a backbone of toasted cedar supporting hearty cherry
marmalade flavors. It's got intensely flirtatious flavors of
worcestershire and soy sauce. In fact, "saucy" might just be the word.
This is a voluptuous wine you probably shouldn't get caught alone with.
Finally, this fab foursome is rounded out with a bottle of
2004 Helix Merlot. That's right, Merlot. But this is no "spaghetti
wine." This potent Washington State native will kick you down the
stairs if you quote Sideways at it. Spiraling about its core
of dried plum, dark cherry, and raspberry flavors is a wispy
flavor-wraith of sweet vanilla, dark chocolate and java. Do you detect
a dusting of Northwest cedar spice? Sho 'nuff you do. Born of the
Bacchus, Stillwater, Stone Tree and Andrews vineyards, it's rich and
powerful enough that it doesn't even return Cheney's calls. It's all:
"screw that guy; birdshot ruins my pairing with quail."