Hi, kippyj. We've been noticing you. With your Mark Twain and your
Sylvia Plath, a lady like you really cleans up our forums. That's why
we're offering this Dyson DC14 Cyclonic
Bagless Vac Full Kit. We think someone like you will have a soft spot
for a poor little Costco refurb that just wants to do the best it can.
no filters to clog, kippyj, no bags to buy. That saves you money in the
long term. You could spend that on imported Italian tuna if you wanted.
You also get a full kit with a Mini turbine head, a bare floor tool,
and an extra Lifetime Filter. I guess that could come in handy if you
turn into an immortal vampire begging for the sweet release that only
death can bring.
kippyj, you're always so nice to the new forum members. That's why we know you'll be happy that the Dyson DC14 Cyclonic Bagless Vac Full Kit never loses suction. And the HEPA filter has the highest possible rating, approved for allergy sufferers by the BAF.
That stands for "British Allergy Foundation", kippyj, and we think they
flew planes in World War Two, keeping London safe from Goering-pollen
and Hitlerhair. Plus there's brush control and auto carpet-height
adjustment. And it's made from the stuff they make helmets out of.
You'll have to try really hard to break one, it's as tough as a math
problem. You like solving math problems, don't you, kippyj?
The Dyson DC14 Cyclonic
Bagless Vac Full Kit could possibly be the best vacuum on the market,
not counting the ones with little flames painted on the side. It's so
powerful it will even take care of all those crumbs on the floor after
you've finished your grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What's
more delicious than a clean house?
We'll see you around, kippyj. Stay classy.
Warranty: 6 months Dyson
Mini turbine head
Bare floor tool
Extra lifetime filter (two total)
Lifetime filters that don't clog, no bags to buy
Clear Bin™: Hygienic and quick to empty at the push of a button. No need to dust, just pull the trigger
HEPA filter: Highest levels of filtration for cleaner expelled air
Approved for allergy sufferers by BAF (British Allergy Foundation): Retains microscopic particles
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(1) Cranberry Woot Tee
Description: (click show to see it)
First Place in Derby #20 (Create Your Own Holiday), with 520 votes!
'Twas the Third Of July and all through the nation
The colonials were not having three day vacations
"Intolerable!" said Hancock, as loud as he pleased
"I don't want to work when it's ninety degrees!"
Jefferson nodded, designing a fan.
"It's beautiful out, let's make with a plan.
Why can't we just go out and sit by the lake,
And drink some of that beer that our buddy Sam makes?"
"I agree!" said Ben Franklin, "Plus I have a date!
I don't want to come in cause my math says that great
are the chances that tonight I'll make lightning again!"
"Good thing I've arrived!" said George Washington.
"Come Bartlett, come Braxton, come Carrol, come Chase!
Come sign this Declaration or I'll kick in your face!
For we've salt water tea and a whole lot of mince pie
(which will fall out of fashion as the years go by)
and we'll head down to Williamsburg, you'll love it like me!
It looks like the future, amazing, you'll see!
We'll take Whipple's carriage and pick up Tom Paine
We'll pump up the Mozart and recite Sturm und Drang!"
"That's ever so modern!" said young Miss Betsy Ross.
"Can I come along? I won't be a bit cross."
"Why of course, Little Betsy," said Franklin with glee,
"Tell you what, you come ride in the back seat with me."
And so our Founding Fathers went on their vacation,
And they left an excuse that created a nation.
And they started a trend we now hail with this shirt,
Of saying "Hey, Boss, tomorrow I won't be into work".
This shirt was designed by:
InitialSam, who understands that at the heart of our nation is the
belief that we could all stand up and change the world anytime we
wanted... if only that Battlestar Galactica marathon wasn't on.
Wear this shirt: when you want to pretend you're living in a Vertigo comic book!
Don't wear this shirt: when you go to town, riding on a pony, with a feather in your cap. It will only end in tears.
This shirt tells the world: "In this particular arrangement, these colors do, in fact, run."
We call this color:
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect
union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the
common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings
of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this
3X - M: 11" x 9.74"
S-WS: 8.25" x 7.30"
Winedavid39: Look, it's a can't miss
business plan. Find and source directly to keep costs down from a
respected Glass blower in Eastern Europe for some custom made decanters
specially designed for wine.woot.
perfect sense. Yea! - ok right with an emerging community that
obviously loves wine, talks about decanting all the time on the boards...
Business 101 baby, it's a noooo brainer .
What's that? We can lower our transportation costs by filling up a full
container? How many more was that? Ah, not a problem, with it's stout
structure, Magnum capacity. artfully crafted design, and a factory
direct cost with now even lower transportation costs, they'll move like
WineGeorge43: Let's do it.
Winedavid39: What say you? The first wine.wooters who received them rave about them? Not surprising. The QPR in these babies will not disappoint.
WineGeorge43: Man, let's just hope we have enough to meet the demand.
Measurements: 9" tall, approximately 8" width at base.