Where's an enchanted Zoltar machine when you need one, hunh? I want to be small! And not just, like, heroin-chic small. I mean small.
I'm talking three apples high. I want to sleep in a cigar box. I want
to be itty-bitty, teeny-weeny, eensy-weensy small. As in: We are the
Why? Well, for a lot of
reasons. First, I'd save a fortune on food, shelter and clothing.
Second, there's my lifelong macrophilia, which stemmed from watching Attack of the 50 Foot Woman when I was eleven. But most importantly, I've got my eye on Nikko's remote-control Toyota Supra and Nissan Silvia from The Fast and the Furious.
it! I'd be hitting the turbo boost for extra speed, sliding through the
corners on the special bonus drifting tires, and pulling 1/10 scale
versions of Eva Mendes and Devon Aoki in every tiny city I visit.
To paraphrase Han from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
(as memorably portrayed by Sung Kang): I have money. What I need around
me is a miniature version of the Toyota Supra or Nissan Silvia. And one
car in exchange for twenny-five bucks is a price I can live with.
scientists are still decades away from perfecting human shrinkage.
Stupid scientists! Speed it up, come ON! But in the meantime, I can
still drive these hot rods around the church parking lot behind my
house. And after all, even if I was a tenth my current size,
the controllers for these cars aren't. Someone else would have to
drive. And while the details on these cars are pretty great (they even
have working headlights), the interiors are not really designed for
passenger comfort. I mean, tiny me doesn't need rich Corinthian leather
in there--but there aren't even seats.
Warranty: One Year Nikko
Full Function Radio Control
Bonus! 4 Drifting Tires Included
From the Movie "The Fast and the Furious"
New Drifting Feature
Adjustable Front Wheel Alignment
Differential Gear for Better Traction
Tri-Band lets you race three cars at the same time on each frequency
Front and Rear Suspension
Length: 17.5 in.
Width: 7.5 in.
Height: 5.25 in.
Frequency: 27 MHz
RC Electric Car
Rechargeable 9.6V Battery with Charger
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Just over the horizon! The enormous-but-adorable ninja-baby-thing has
returned to terrorize the saguaro! See how they quiver with terror!
Their fearful tremors shake the very leaves from their arms!
leaves? Cacti don't really have leaves, do they? No, that just doesn't
make sense. We're starting to think this whole doodle is just a made-up
imaginary scene, and doesn't actually depict a real-life
ninja-baby-thing rampage at all.
Winedavid39: Look, it's a can't miss
business plan. Find and source directly to keep costs down from a
respected Glass blower in Eastern Europe for some custom made decanters
specially designed for wine.woot.
perfect sense. Yea! - ok right with an emerging community that
obviously loves wine, talks about decanting all the time on the boards...
Business 101 baby, it's a noooo brainer .
What's that? We can lower our transportation costs by filling up a full
container? How many more was that? Ah, not a problem, with it's stout
structure, Magnum capacity. artfully crafted design, and a factory
direct cost with now even lower transportation costs, they'll move like
WineGeorge43: Let's do it.
Winedavid39: What say you? The first wine.wooters who received them rave about them? Not surprising. The QPR in these babies will not disappoint.
WineGeorge43: Man, let's just hope we have enough to meet the demand.
Measurements: 9" tall, approximately 8" width at base.