"Boy, Clarence, you're really poring over that database. I like your
enthusiasm. Every time I walk past your door, I see you in here, eyes
on your screen with an intensity people usually reserve for watching
live NHL games in HD.
want to warn you not to overdo it, though. I mean, you've been staying
late almost every night since... well, I guess since about when the
hockey season started, is that right? Anyway, you seem to be putting in
a whole lot of hours, glued to the screen, headphones on, engaged in
what I can only guess must be very serious problem-solving.
I've been meaning to ask. What's that antenna dealie you've got hooked
up there? Oh, it's a database antenna? Well, sure, that makes sense.
All right, I'm headed home. Don't work too hard, I mean it.
that? You said 'goodnight?' That's weird, I could have sworn you said
'go Wings.' Boy, my old ears aren't what they used to be!"
Warranty: 90 days
Portable Tuner for ATSC Digital TV/NTSC Analog TV/CATV reception
Supports HDTV (Up to 1080i)
Supports VGA DxVA Accelerator
4:3 / 16:9 / Full Screen Display
OSD Mode Channel Information Display
Favorite Channel List
Local Channel Number
Supports Real Time Recording and Schedule Recording in MPEG-2 format
Classi�ed Channel Management
Image Mode Recording File Management
Electronic Program Guide (EPG)
Single / Multi Still Frame Picture Capture
Multi Channel Reviewer
Parental Control Password
Channel Scan by Country / Frequency Range / Auto
Picture-in-Picture / Picture-on-Picture
Microsoft ® "Widows ® " XP SP2, MCE 2005, Vista Capable
Desktop PC or Notebook
CD ROM Drive (for software installation)
CPU: Minimum 1.6 GHz Speed
Intel® Pentium® 4
Intel® Core TM 2 Dual Systems 1.6 or above
AMD® K8/Athlon or compatible
256MB RAM or above for MPEG-2 Video Capture
Graphic Card: 16-bit, VGA,
64 MB memory with graphics sub-system supporting
Sound Card or On-Board Sound Chip
One Free USB 2.0 Port
Microsoft ® Direct X ® 9.0 or above
Microsoft ® Media Player 9.0 or above
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Alright, alright already! I'm leaving! You don't have to get all militaristic about it.
where I come from, that's how a guest announces his arrival. He crushes
some of his host's real estate to rubble. It's customary. That's how we
roll down in the Pacific trenches. But I see it rubs y'all the wrong
way. That's cool; I'll skedaddle.
Sometimes you just can't
predict how something is going to land on somebody, you know? But in
retrospect, I guess I actually could have predicted how the wreckage of
City Hall was going to land on that busload of priests. My bad.
(1) Fiddyment Farms 5lb bag California Jumbo Premium Pistachios
Description: (click show to see it)
In ancient times the Queen of Sheba controlled and guarded all of
the pistachios in her realm. You'll understand why after you taste one.
These lightly salted California jumbo premium pistachios might be the
best on the planet.
We say Jumbo premium pistachios, and we mean it. These big nutty babies come from California, USA.
None of them have that red dye which was designed to hide imperfections
and comes off on your hands. No, these are fresh, fresh, fresh, taken
right from the free roaming pistachio herds and bagged before they even
hit a grocery store. A few of these every day could help your heart
stay healthy (especially if they replace the fatty snacks).
thirty years the nice people at Fiddyment Farms have been using their
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still say fresh?) pistachios they have to offer, ranking them among the
world's finest pistachio pushers. And they're seriously delicious.
At the price we're selling them for, you can be economically cracking and munching your way through the NFL, the NCAA,
The Stanley Cup, The Olympics and Election Night 2012. And even if
those Mayans were right, you can still be gliding into the apocalypse
with a trail of little shells behind you.
No cholesterol. 49
nuts in a 1 oz serving. Each five pound bag costs less than that really
big pizza and are certainly more fun to eat. What can you shell and
open on a Big Mac? Let a little luxury into your life.