(1) Altec Lansing M604 Powered Audio System for Zune
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Sly Giddlehauser wanted his Altec Lansing M604 Zune
Speaker. He wanted to use it with his Zune. He wanted to use it with
the mp3 players that belonged to his friends. And he was ready to meet
the devil to do it.
Sly Giddlehauser pocketed his Zune as he
stepped out of the old beat up truck. He walked into the Speaker Castle
and looked around. There was the place. Right where aisle sixteen met
aisle forty four. The crossroads.
Sly Giddlehauser pulled up
a chair. He thought hard about the high-def audio with digital
amplification. The mystic XdB™ bass-enhancement technology that made
deep bass without a subwoofer. The legendary universal dock that
allowed for data transfer and recharging at the same time. As the
lights went out, he even allowed himself to dream about a Composite
Video Output for his Zune video, as well as a Universal MP3 Cradle
with cable, just in case any of those non-Zune friends came over. Sly
Giddlehauser kept all this in his mind as he heard the howl of the
motorized floor washer (or maybe it was a wolf?) and he kept his
Just like Robert Johnson took the blues, or Bill Gates took DOS, or Louis Pasteur took the secret of winning Galaga, Sly Giddlehauser planned to take that Altec Lansing M604 Zune
Speaker. He squinted as the rebate forms flew in the hot breeze, a
tornado of discounts against his arms. He tried to calm himself,
wondering how the two 3" full-range drivers and two silkdome 1"
tweeters would sound when he used the built in wall mount in his living
room. Or maybe the bedroom? The wireless remote would mean he'd never
need to get out of bed to change the song or video.
was now a raging storm, full of heat and smoke. Sly Giddlehauser looked
down aisle 16, at the dark center, hearing nothing but agony and wails
of desperation. He took a deep breath and choked on the smell of
sulphur and cheap barbeque flavored corn chips. He felt a fear he had
not known since the day he almost dropped his copy of Bob Marley:
Legend in the toilet. And at that moment, Sly Giddlehauser knew he was
not the one.
The staff at the Speaker Castle had grown used
to what they would find in the morning. They sent the intern over to
aisle 16 to pick up the box. The intern came back with a brand new
Altec Lansing M604 Zune Speaker in perfect
condition. They didn't even look to see the tear that ran, just for one
second, from the place where an eye once was.
Warranty: One year Altec Lansing
High-Definition Audio - Digital amplification delivers powerful sound from a compact system.
Crisp Sound - Four specially engineered full-range neodymium speakers
smoothly deliver a full spectrum of pure, distinct sound.
Surprisingly Deep Bass - XdB bass-enhancement technology creates deep bass without a subwoofer.
Remote and Built-in Controls - Zune and speaker functions (play,
forward, back, volume, bass, treble, and stand-by) are at your
fingertips. Just sit back and enjoy!
Easy to Use - Built-in universal dock allows data transfer and recharges Zune.
Elegant, Wall-mountable Design - Looks great in your living room or mounted on wall.
Composite Video Output for Zune video - Enables you to play your Zune videos on most TVs (cable not included.)
Universal MP3 Cradle - Allows you to place other MP3 players front and center (cable included.)
Headphone Jack - For private listening.
Sound pressure level (SPL): 100 dB
Total continuous power: 60 Watts RMS
System response: 60 Hz - 20 kHz (-10 dB)
Signal to noise ratio: @ 1kHz input: > 70 dB
Drivers: Two 3" full-range drivers and two silkdome 1" tweeters.
14" (W) x 5.4" (D) x 8.2" (H)
(354 mm (W) x 137 mm (D) x 208 mm (H))
In the box:
M604 Speaker System
Universal MP3 cradle
3.5mm stereo cable
User's guide and quick connect
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Remember those glorious childhood days of cartoon monsters?
Frankenberry, Count Chocula, The Creature From The Cinnamon Apple
Lagoon, Peanut Butter Hyde, Thing Under The Bed Oatmeal, it was fun to
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Wear this shirt: The Pac-Man singles bar. You're just the right color, everyone will know you're ready to be chased.
Don't wear this shirt:
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and scales and by the end of the night you'll be convinced you're not
even wearing a shirt in the first place. Then how will you get your
This shirt tells the world: "There's no I in Ghost, people."
We call this color: Navy Boo.
3X - M: 8.5" x 11.36"
S-WS: 6.37" x 8.52"
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without full makeup and a coordinated ensemble. What's that, gumdrop?
Yes, out. It goes out. You know, when the wastebaskets are full. Where
did you think it--OK, bad example. You wouldn't think if taking the
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me--sometimes I imagine you as one. Particularly when you're out after
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Rated "Best Overall" and" Best Value" by the Wall Street Journal, February 2007
4 packs of 9 wine filled gourmet chocolates.
Hand crafted featuring the finest dark chocolate
Filled with premium California California wines: Cabernet, Port, Champayne, Chardonnay