(1) SanDisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player SDMX4-4096
Description: (click show to see it)
Gregor Sansa Awoke One Morning From Troubled Dreams To Find
Himself Transformed In His Bed Into A Conveniently Compact Media Player
He was lying on his durable alloy casing, sleek and
scratch-resistant. "This is awesome!" Gregor thought, and immediately
set about fiddling with his own easy-to-use, backlit controls.
"Gregor!" his mother called from the hall. "It's quarter to eight! Get up!"
IM_UP_ALREADY_JEEZE.mp3, Gregor played in reply. Alerted now that Gregor was still at home, the rest of his family chimed in.
"You alright in there, Greg?" his father called.
you sound great," his sister said from the next room. "Much nicer EQ
than usual." Gregor did not reply, though he could have, with an mp3, WMA file, WMA-DRM10 (PlaysForSure) file or wav from his 64-hour library.
you ready for work?" his mother yelled. "Your carpool's here already.
What are you doing in there, playing with yourself?" It reminded Gregor
that he'd seen something on YouTube where people had figured out how to
play Doom and Super Mario Brothers on media players like himself. He'd
have to figure that out, though it seemed to him that the controls
would be unwieldy to an almost idiotic degree.
we're gonna be late," came a new voice. It was Freddy, Gregor's ride to
work. "Let's get a move on," he said, rapping on the door to Gregor's
room as he let himself in. "If I miss another morning meeting..." just
then he caught sight of Gregor's proportionately large TFT color screen. "Hey, sweet!" he said. "You got a digital voice recorder on you there, Greg?"
"You got a digital voice recorder on you there, Greg?" Gregor answered in Freddy's own voice, clear and loud.
"Awesome. Hey, for once maybe you'll be useful at the office now," Freddy said.
HAHAHA.wma, Gregor played sarcastically.
going on in there, Greggy?" asked Mrs. Sansa as she crowded past Freddy
and into Gregor's room. When she saw the slim, stylish e260 where her
son should have been, she gasped. "Oh, my!"
"Isn't it cool?" Freddy asked.
"It's TOTALLY cool," said Gregor's sister, who had appeared in the doorway. "I want to put my Spring Break slideshow on him."
be time for that later," Mr. Sansa said, pushing his way into the room.
Right now, let's just take a moment to be thankful for this wonderful
occurrence--this marvelous... Verwandlung!"
"Ugh, cut it with the German, dad," Gregor's sister said, rolling her eyes.
it is!" Mr. Sansa said, almost crying now. "Marvelous!" Gregor played a
video of a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, and his family
gathered round to embrace him, chittering at him with their mandibles
and stroking him with their antennal flagellae.
Warranty: 90 days Woot
Ships: Via Fedex Home Delivery
Sleek, thin design with large 1.8" TFT color screen for easy viewing
Simple to use, back-lit controls for fast device interface navigation
User replaceable and rechargeable Lithium Ion battery for up to 20 hours of battery life
Features microSD expansion slot for additional memory capacity
Supports SanDisk TrustedFlash and Gruvi content cards
Digital FM tuner, on-the-fly FM recording, and voice recording
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moomph mmuph mmuh. Moomphmmuphmmuph. Mmupmhmoomph. phew And so that's why we wear the gas mask.
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says something about freedom of expression and satire but American Idol
was on so we couldn't really finish. I mean, it was a LOT of text.
Wear this shirt: The Tri-State Font Lovers Twelve Alarm Chili And Bratwurst Cook-Off!
Don't wear this shirt:
To remove asbestos in the Department of Homeland Security. It will make
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This shirt tells the world: "Anybody know when we last changed the Brita filter?"
We call this color: Clear. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
Placement: Left side of wearer.
3X - M: 11.12" x 13.95"
S-WS: 8.34" x 10.46"
In decorative ceramic container $24.99 + $7 shipping
(1) 6 year old Juniper Bonsai (Dwarf Juniper Procumbens)
Description: (click show to see it)
Wait! Before you delete Wine.Woot from your bookmarks forever, let
us assure you that we haven't gotten out of the wine game. You haven't
accidentally blundered into ArtificiallyStuntedPlants.Woot. This is the
first installment of Gift Week, when we'll feature a new gift item
every day on Wine.Woot - mostly wine-related, but obviously, not
always. It's like a classier, weirder version of Woot. You get deals on
some distinctive gifts for your loved ones and/or self; we get to play
with your heads a little, which for us is the greatest gift of all.
the bonsai tree: a timeless wonder of craft and beauty, or whimsical
manipulation of nature for human amusement? We're leaning toward the
"timeless wonder" side ourselves. This six-year-old, seven-inch-tall
Dwarf Juniper (Juniper Procumbens Nana) brings life and beauty to even the most inhospitable cubicle. It's certainly prettier than your Dark Angel
pin-up, and almost as easy to take care of. The lucky recipient of this
gift will think of you for years to come. And if you're that lucky
recipient, just go on thinking of yourself, the way you always do.