(1) Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director Advanced Battery Backup with Surge Protection S10423000201/17
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"Hi, Helen. Is Bob in there?"
"Mr. ParaUniversalLineBros is out of the office just now, Mr. Wellesburg. Can I help?"
"Maybe, Helen, Maybe. I'm looking for some information on a Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director."
"Everybody's talking about him these days, Mr. Wellesburg."
"I understand he did a picture with you a few years ago."
sir, he was a dream to work with. He was always very stable when we
needed battery backup during power outages, and was especially good
with high performance home entertainment equipment."
"That's the kind of thing I like to hear."
and I don't know if I should be telling you this, Mr. Wellsburg, but he
had five NEMA 5-15P input connections and ten NEMA 5-15R Surge
Protection output connections. I saw them all one night at one of Mr.
ParaUniversalLineBros' parties, when <a href="http://wine.woot.com">the bubbly</a> really got flowing."
"Helen, you devil! I promise that's our secret."
me get his file for you. He's also good with isolated noise filtering,
voltage regulation, data line protection - he's got an RJ-11 2-Way
Modem/Fax/DSL splitter and a Co-axial Video/Cable protection battery -
and he has an LCD display. Plus his recharge time is 90% in less than
six hours. I've made you copies of everything."
"Says here he
even has a limited lifetime warranty through the manufacturer! Helen,
you're a miracle. This Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director fella
sounds like exactly what I need to head up my all-lobster version of
Cats. Tell Bob we're still on for lunch tomorrow?"
"You're already on the calendar, Mr. Wellesburg. And, Mr. Wellesburg?"
"When you see that Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director... could you remind him what my phone number is?"
Warranty: one year
Single unit that provides battery backup during outages and delivers pure, stable power for high performance AV.
The preferred choice of power protection for high performance home entertainment systems
H Type Power Conditioner combines surge protection, isolated noise filtering, and voltage regulation.
Eliminates stress on component power supplies
Eradicates EMI/RFI and voltage fluctuation as a source of AV signal degradation
Protects equipment from damaging surges, spikes, voltages fluctuations, and lightning.
Output Connections: Ten (10) NEMA 5-15R (Surge Protection)
Nominal Input Voltage: 120V
Input Frequency: 50 or 60 Hz +/-10% (auto sensing)
Input Connections: NEMA 5-15P
Cord Length: 8 feet ( 2.4 meters)
Surge Protection and Filtering
Surge energy rating: 4520 Joules
EMI/RFI Noise rejection (100 kHz to 10 mHz): 80 dB
protection: RJ-11 2-Way Modem/Fax/DSL splitter with protection (four
wire dual lines), Co-axial Video / Cable protection
Type: 12V 9Ah X 1
Backup Time: 9min @ 50% load
Rechage Time to 90%: < 6 Hours
Surge energy rating: 3000 Joules
Display type: LCD DISPLAY
Net Weight: 26.0 lbs. ( 11.8 kg)
Dimensions: 3.46×17 x 12.75 inches HxWxD
Operating Environment: 32 - 104 �F (0 - 40 �C)
Operating Relative Humidity: 0 - 95%
Operating Elevation: 0-10000 feet (0-3000 meters)
Regulatory Approvals: UL 1778, CSA-C22.2 No. 107.1
Standard Warranty: Limited Lifetime
Equipment protection policy: Lifetime, $500,000
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Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can
barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's
shrimp-kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried,
stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp,
pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and
potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That--that's about it.
Oh, wait! You can also wear its likeness on your shirt. Can't believe I almost forgot that one! It's the best one.
This shirt was designed by: Amanda Mueller, who's got a thing for marine invertebrates, if this design and her <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=3669">Hello Squidbucket!</a> are any indication.
Wear this shirt: to Long John Silver's and see if you don't get a whole lot more respect than usual.
Don't wear this shirt: if your name's Barbie, unless you're ready to hear the same stupid joke about a thousand times.
This shirt tells the world: "In the great chess game of life, I am but a prawn."
We call this color: Blackest Depths of the Deepest Sea.
Placement: Left side
3X - M: 9.03" x 16.5"
S-WS: 6.77" x 12.37"
(1) Mumm Napa Single Vineyard Deveaux Ranch Sparkling Wine
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This New Year's Eve, when it comes time to raise your glass for a
cha- er, sparkling wine toast, why settle for whatever was on sale at
the A&P? Whether you're thanking your stars for an annus mirabilis or bidding good riddance to an annus horribilis,
2007 deserves better. 2008 deserves better. You deserve better. And
unless you're, like, Jay-Z or somebody, you probably won't do much
better than these three bottles of championship-quality bubbly from
As their flagship Brut Prestige shows, Mumm Napa's
reputation as a premier sparkling winery is no sham. Pains are taken by
winemaker Ludovic Dervin to synthesize fruit from over 50 vineyards
into a symphony of effervescent, creamy white blossom, vanilla, citrus,
and melon flavors. Dervin says it's the most challenging Mumm Napa
cham- er, sparkling wine to make, and this chap ain't just blowing
Some years ago, the wine shamans at Mumm Napa
whiled away a stray hour or two producing an off-dry sparkling wine,
never suspecting it would go any further than the Mumm Napa tasting
chamber. But their Cuv�e M champed at the bit, its savage bubbles
bursting free of the Mumm Napa premises and frothing all over the
continent. Now sparkling wine lovers from Lake Champlain to
Champaign-Urbana can enjoy its slight peachy-creamy sweetness. Mumm
Napa recommends taking yours with a side of Thai Kettle Chips from
Trader Joe's. Incidentally, Thailand is home to the ethnically Malayan
Muslim minority people known as the Cham. Just thought we'd mention it.
Mumm Napa Devaux Ranch is no shambles, either. As the first
single-vineyard blend from the Carneros vineyard named after Mumm Napa
founding winemaker Guy Devaux, its fruit is steeped in fog and cool
breezes from nearby San Pablo Bay. The Chardonnay's shameless acidity
echoes in this wine's citrus and apple notes, while the Pinot Noir
provides a full-bodied berry character. The Devaux Ranch's round and
creamy mouthfeel goes down as smooth as chamois and soft as chambray,
and its flavors of ripe fig, red apple, and French vanilla taste
nothing like shampoo.
If they could speak from beyond the
grave, Marcel Duchamp, Agnes Moorehead, Shemp Howard, and other
deceased lovers of life would tell you: "Drink champagne while you can.
The wine list in the afterlife stinks." If you can't follow that advice
to the letter, Mumm Napa bubbly is the champa- er, Cadillac of