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Lights. The sky was filled with lights. Bennett dropped to his knees on the rocky desert floor. So they were real. <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=3987">They had come to Earth.</a> He gasped at the sheer immensity of the largest saucer, an enormous, twinkling edifice hovering overhead, dwarfing the vast scale of the desert landscape. This is what it would've looked like if those hippies had succeeded in levitating the Pentagon, Bennett thought idly.
We have hippies where we come from, too, a thought answered. But what is this Pentagon you speak of? Bennett felt the presence in his mind, felt the shape of thoughts not his own, like hearing somebody speaking a foreign language at Wal-Mart. The aliens were communicating telepathically. Before he could answer, they thought at him again. Never mind, never mind. Look, Earthling, we need to talk.
Astonished and awed and short of breath, Bennett answered. Yes, please, let's talk.
The alien mind continued. Thing is, we have plans for this planet of yours. Oh, don't worry: we'll wait until you guys are extinct. Our life span is equivalent to hundreds of thousands of your Earth years, so we can wait another few hundred for you guys to die off. Problem is, you're messing the place up.
Bennett wept a single tear, like an old Indian standing by a polluted creek in a message brought to you by the Ad Council. Yes, yes. We've been such fools, such fools -
OK, save the pity party, the aliens interrupted. We just need you all to, you know, think a little more about what you're doing. Even your primitive minds are capable of that, right? And use stuff like this Anycom SCK1 Solar Bluetooth Car Kit. Instantly, Bennett was surrounded by pallets stacked high with cardboard boxes. Again, he was stunned by the power of the extraterrestrials. Here, take a few thousand units on us. It lets you make handsfree calls with your Bluetooth phone (not included) while you're driving your car. The 16-bit digital signal processor cuts down on ambient noise and static. And it does it all with solar power - three hours of sunlight equals thirty minutes of talk time.
Bennett was filled with gratitude toward these superior beings for their generosity and wisdom. Thank you, thank you! I'll dedicate my life to saving this planet, for future generations of humans and aliens alike. I'll get people to use the Anycom SCK1 Solar Bluetooth Car Kit, I'll get the cows to stop farting so much, I'll only drive a car that runs on biodiesel-
Biodiesel! the alien mind laughed. You guys are cute. No, seriously, we might as well teach you the secret of extracting unlimited, pollution-free power from a simple mixture of water and sand. See, what you do is... But Bennett wasn't listening any more. He was already dreaming about how good it would feel to make carbon-neutral Bluetooth handsfree calls with the Anycom SCK1 Solar Bluetooth Car Kit.
Warranty: Two Year Manufacturer
Solar Panel: 3 hours sun gives up to additional 30 minutes Talk Time
Superior Communication Quality with Echo-Cancellation and Noise Reduction
95 dB High Performance Speaker
Up to 15 Hours Talk Time
Up to 25 Days Standby (without added hours from Solar Panel)
Application: Bluetooth Solar Powered Car-Kit
Specification Bluetooth: Bluetooth 2.0
Approvals: FCC, CE, BQB, RoHS
Frequency Range: 2.4 - 2.4835 GHz
Range: Up to 30 feet (10 meter)
Radio Class: Class 2 RF (20mW)
RF Output Power: 0 dBm
Sensitivity: Less than 0.1% BER at negative 80dB
Advanced Wireless Features: Advanced Frequency Hopping (AFH) for improved coexistense with WiFi networks; Fast Connect for faster connection establishment with remote devices
Chip set: CSR Bluecore 03
Powered: 12/24 V Car Charger with USB-Cable (can also be charged by PC USB port)
Battery: Rechargeable, 3.7 V 480 mAh Lithium-Polymer battery
Talk time: Up to 15 hours (without using Solar Power)
Standby time: Up to 700 hours / 25 days (without using Solar Power)
Recharging: Approx. 2 hours (using Charger) / approx. 18 hours (using Solar Power only)
LEDs: Two LEDs to indicate Bluetooth link, Call status, Solar status and Battery status
Operation: Power on/off, Volume up/down, Answer/End Call, Transferring Call, Pairing, Ringing Mute, MIC Mute, Voice Dialing, Call Waiting, Call Reject, Last Number Re-dial, Battery Status, Solar Power Charging Status
Compatible phones: See actual list at Compatiblity page
OOH-OOH-OOH, mateys! Meet your new favorite simian transient (or should that be transient simian?), the stogy-chomping, sword-wielding, brain-toting hobo sapiens what calls itself ApeLad. Don't leave any banana cream pies cooling on your windowsill. Can you spot the other internet character memes that make up his lucrative DNA?
(1) Point Reyes Original Blue Cheese - 3 Lb. Wheel
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We always say that nothing helps one recover from a Halloween candy
binge like an all-natural, artisanal farmstead cheese. So we've filled our
usual post-sellout void with wheel after delicious, three-pound wheel
of Point Reyes Original Blue cheese. Family-made yet world-renowned,
this creamy, mild blue cannot be duplicated anywhere else in the world.
Go on, try it. We dare you.
See, a closed herd of Holstein
cows graze year-round on the pastured hills overlooking Tomales Bay an
hour or so north of San Francisco. The Giacomini family, who've been
raising milk cows here since 1959, craft the cheese with that milk when
it's just hours old. Then it ages for a minimum of six months in the
salty Pacific breeze. The result is fuller of flavor and creamier of
texture than the usual blue - not to mention about a hundred times
Don't be intimidated by the size of the
three-pound wheel. It's maybe the size of a frolf disc, or a discus, just a little taller. And it's not like you have to eat it in one sitting,
although you may want to. Give your party guests an hour or two and
they'll devour every crumb. If you don't have any friends, keep it in
the fridge for high-class snacking and the world's greatest cheeseburgers. You won't think three pounds is too
much when you're ravenously scraping the last specks of it from the
It's not often you run into a cheese that exhibits
its own distintive terroir. It's even less often you run into one
that's this exquisitely flavored. And you'll almost never run into one
at this price. If we could find a deal like this every week, you'd be
reading this on Cheese.Woot.
Cheese to ship with (bigger) frozen catsup package 2-Day Air on Monday of next week