Hey kids! Wanna
write sales copy the Woot way? Just replace the parenthetical words
below with the appropriate part of speech, and huzzah! You're moving
product Woot-style! Just don't expect it to help you get dates! Because
it won't! Trust us!
Whether you're smuggling (plural noun) across the border into (Southeast Asian country) or on the run from the (law enforcement agency) for your involvement in questionable (activity), you eventually encounter the (adjective) problem: when you use and (verb) your laptop so much, its power adapter will (verb) from all the strain. Like (winking reference to an annoying piece of pop-culture that will resonate with our target audience), it's enough to make you want to (aggressive verb) your (soft, tender body part) out.
Say (exclamation) to the Targus APA01US 90W Universal Notebeook Adapter. This (adjective that rhymes with "dandy") -dandy gizmo is just what the (profession) ordered for today's road (word for somebody who fights). At just 7.5 ounces, it's easy to stow in your (type of bag), or just put it in your (type of storage space or container) for a (weather adjective) day when your other adapter has busted. Like (famous singer) said, " (humorous variation on something the aforementioned famous singer said) ."
Of course, you'll want to (verb) the specs (adverb) first, because the Targus APA01US doesn't (verb) with every model of laptop. So, then, (question word) does Targus (verb) it "Universal"? Because like all marketers, behind the (adjective) veneer of honesty and (happy noun), they're really just (adjective) sacks of (expletive).
Warranty: 90 days
Solution: Compatible with the Targus Universal Auto/Dual Digital Device
Adapter for simultaneous charging of a notebook and digital device
Compact design: This adapter's compact design makes it an ideal source of reliable AC power at home, the office or on the road
High performance power: Designed to meet the power and charge demands of today's high performance notebooks
with other mobile devices: With the optional Targus Accessory Powering
System and device tips, you can power your cell phone or PDA at the same time as your notebook
Compatibility - Varied models of Averatec, Compaq, Dell, Fujitsu, Gateway, HP, IBM, Panasonic, Sony, Sotec, Toshiba, and Winbook
Compliance - RTCA Guideline/D0-160C and FCC Class B Compliant, FCC, CE
Input: 100-230 Volts AC
Output: Up to 90 Watts of continuous power
Weight - 14.5 oz.
7 tips (S1, S4, S5, S6, S10, S11, S12)
3-foot AC input cord
6-foot DC output cord
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Evolutionary biologists think that bugs fly around and into lights because they're used to using the moon and stars to navigate. For millions of years, the only lights they saw at night were thousands or millions of miles away. So when they try to navigate by a light a few yards away, their tiny minds get all disconfusalated and they often wind up spiralling right into the light, sometimes to their deaths. Insects are so stupid!
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member barthesis, who probably isn't as sadistic as this design would imply.
Wear this shirt: to call on the people to, like, resist following The Man into the, like, zapper of violence and inhumanity and stuff.
Don't wear this shirt: if Earth is conquered by a race of flying insectoid aliens, unless you've always wondered what it would be like to get zapped.
This shirt tells the world: "The only good bug is a zapped bug."
(3) Armida Winery 2006 Poizin Sonoma County Zinfandel
Description: (click show to see it)
Sure, trick-or-treating is lots of fun - until you get out of middle
school. What's in it for the grownups? There's the joy of your own
children's excitement and wonder, and the neighborly pleasure involved
in sitting on your porch handing out treats to the local tots. But come
on. None of that compares to free candy.
This year, start
your own adult Halloween tradition with a seasonally-appropriate bottle
or three of Poizin from Armida Winery. This Sonoma County blend of
Zinfandel and Petite Sirah is bold, jammy, and fruit-forward enough to
satisfy the mature version of your candy cravings.
bottle on your porch and some plastic cups, and every parent in the
neighborhood will stop by. More than once, probably. If you're pulling
chaperone duty for a gaggle of trick-or-treaters and the going gets
grueling, keep in mind the rich, spicy raspberry and oak flavors
waiting for you at home. And if you don't have kids and aren't handing
out candy, let Poizin soothe your bitter feelings of loneliness and
isolation on Halloween night.
Of course, there are a lot of
other grown-up applications for Poizin around this time of year. So if
you order by Wednesday, October 17, we promise the winery will get you your Poizin
by next Friday, October 25 (except in Indiana, New Jersey, or Arizona),
just in time for Halloween weekend and the parties thereon. And if
you're too late for that, there's still time to start a new
Alcohol: 15 %
Total Acidity: 0.60g/100ml
Residual Sugar: Dry
Tasting Notes: Raspberries, dark cherries, currants, and a hint of brown spice pop out
of the glass. The mouth is ripe with fruit, balanced out with toasty
oak, and mild tannins. The finish lingers, leaving you wanting more