(1) Mitsubishi MA-EF503HS-U PlasmaPure Air Purifier
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It's so peaceful here at the Facility. So quiet. So nice. And ever
since the Professor installed the Mitsubishi PlasmaPure Air Purifier,
we don't notice the terrible stench coming from the basement.
Professor says its microdust filter and plasma deodorization keep those
awful smells from hurting us. It's very effective against formaldehyde,
ammonia, and other stinky chemicals the Professor likes to play with.
It doesn't drain too much power from the Facility's generator, and it's
so quiet, those policemen didn't even hear it that one time they tried
to come take us all away.
It used to be that when the
Professor chose one of us to take down into the laboratory, the rest of
us would smell the most horrible things. It was so bad, we forgot to
say goodbye to whoever it was. But the Professor would always say he
fixed them up so they didn't need to stay here anymore, and that we
would see them when we got out. That's nice.
Nice. Like the Mitsubishi PlasmaPure Air Purifier. Like the Professor. I hope he fixes me up soon, too.
Warranty: One year manufacturer
Plasma Deodorization: Rapid and Effective Odor Removal
Hepa Filter Performance: 99.97 Percent of Particles Removed Down to 0.3 Microns
Smart Sensors Detect Dust and Odors: 3 Air Quality Monitors for Dust, Pollen, Odors
Pollen Guard: Sensor Function Shifts Fan Speed to Max for Rapid Pollen Removal
Energy Saving and Quiet Operation: Low Power Consumption, Long Life Filters, Auto Operation and Low Noise Fan
Cleans 233 Square Feet, 13' X 18' size room
160 CFM Airflow Volume (150 CADR)
Sleek, High-Tech, Portable
Long-Life Filters and Energy Efficiency Make for Lower Operating Cost
Timer to Set Desired Operation Length of 1,2 or 4 hours
Auto or 5 Fan Speeds: MIN, LOW, MED, HIGH, MAX
24-Hour Indoor Air Quality Monitors
Light Weight: 17 Lbs.
Hand-Held Wireless Remote Controller
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Talk about cryptozoology! Evidently, the puffaluffs are so elusive, so steeped in legend, that there's nothing about them on the Internet. No matter - all we need to know is that they like cheese and our Derby voters find them irresistible.
(1) Donati Family Vineyard 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon
(1) Donati Family Vineyard 2004 Merlot
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It's the most exciting time of the year to be a baseball fan. Hearts
rise and fall with every pitch. Moments of high drama and low comedy
reveal new heroes and immortal goats. And the repugnant,
loathsome Chicago Cubs made a quick exit from the postseason, to the relief of an
You beer fans out there might think
baseball and wine don't mix, but don't tell that to Matt Donati. He
played college ball at the University of San Francisco (go Dons!) and
coached high school for a couple of years before he traded the ballyard
for the vineyard. Just like when the two Griffeys patrolled the same
Seattle outfield, Matt joined his dad Ron to develop Donati Family
Vineyard in the Paicines AVA in California's Central Coast region.
a recent expansion-team addition to the California Wine League, the
Donatis knew they had to land a big-name superstar to propel them to
the top of the standings. These would-be Steinbrenners found their
A-Rod in winemaker Dan Kleck, whose widely-known reputation and talent
brought instant credibility to the winery. And they've given him
nothing but estate-grown fruit to work with.
So the team
looked good on paper. But nobody drinks paper. The proof is in these
three bottles, a Murderer's Row of Paicines reds that could fit into
the heart of any drinking order.
The 2003 Donati Family
Vineyard Meritage is a classic four-tool player, bringing Cabernet
Sauvignon, Merlot, Cabernet Franc, and Malbec to the table. Both
powerful and supple, its complex character allows for the truest
expression of each of its four fruits, along with notes of vanilla,
smoke, and spice from its tight-grained oak cooperage. Is it too early
to make room for its plaque in the Hall of Fame?
baseball, winemaking is a game of inches. The 2003 Donati Family
Cabernet Sauvignon pays attention to the little things that add up to
big victories: full ripening of tannins in the vineyard, thin-stave oak
barrels, exacting concentration of flavor and color. When you need
somebody to hit a ground ball to the right side to move the runner
over, this Cab is your guy. But it can also pull off the spectacular
plays that make the highlight reel, with a lush mouthfeel and warm
toast and vanilla accents just as thrilling as anything you'll see on SportsCenter tonight.
teams are always strong up the middle, with a solid Merlot a necessity
in the lineup. The 2004 Donati Family Merlot is muscular enough to hit
cleanup and versatile enough to play anywhere in the field. Richly
flavored but mellow and balanced, it always hits well against roast
duck, leg of lamb, or red pasta.
Whoever hoists that
many-flagged golden trophy a few weeks from now, baseball fans will
have enjoyed an awful lot of top-flight baseball. And the smartest fans
will have enjoyed a bottle or three of these Donati Family Vineyards