(1) Hayward Viper High Performance Pool Cleaner Model 5500
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You know how sometime you'll be playing a video game, and you'll get to this level with like a hundred fat guys with chain whips, and then you'll get through all those and open the door to the boss battle and it'll just be the same basic fat guy, just a little bigger and maybe made from a new element like fire or something?
Introducing the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner! The Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner is high powered, with a nozzle that is the Jonah Falcon of pool cleaners. The programmable AquaDrive technology is able to avoid the sea lions and mermaids, and the large six quart bag is big and strong enough to trap and keep that guy who owes your godfather money. Hey, he said "that day may never come", not "this one is on me". Best of all, the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner is not wheel driven, which eliminates wear and tear on pool surfaces. You'll need an existing pool-vacuum setup, with the attendant booster pump and all the trimmings - but is that so much to ask, when the Viper is giving you so much in return?
Even now Woot is searching for some sort of flying cleaner and something that will sweep up the fireplace, in hopes that when all four are assembled they will become a giant sword-bearing robot. Get the Hayward Viper Pool Cleaner to keep your Roomba company and maybe you will find yourself halfway to fighting intergalactic evil in your clean, clean pool.
Warranty: One year
Faster cleaning with the widest vacuum nozzle available on the market to clean most pools under 3 hours
Powerful sweephose cleans steps and benches
Picks up everything from dirt and large leaves to acorns, twigs, pebbles and more
Less frequent bag emptying with the large 6-quart debris bag
Faster cleaning with the widest vacuum nozzle and most effective sweep hose
pool coverage with patented AquaDrive technology minimizes backup time
so Viper spends more time cleaning with better coverage
Patented AquaDrive water jet propulsion won't harm the pool surface as power driven wheels can.
For in-ground pools (gunite, vinyl, tile, fiberglass)
Requires 3/4 HP Booster Pump (sold separately)
In the box:
Hayward Viper Model 5500
Large capacity debris bag with float
Pressure hose with in-line filter
Sweep hose with wear rollers
Universal wall fitting
Set up pressure gauge
Owner's manual and quick set-up guide
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(1) Woot Cellars Polyphemus Sonoma Red Blend 2005 1.5L
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CRASH! HOWL! SLURP!
An abomination stalks the land, single of eye and sophisticated of
palate! Cower, puny human, before Polyphemus, a cyclopean monstrosity
lurching forth from the bowels of Sonoma County!
Born of a
profane union between Barbera, Syrah, Sangiovese, and Merlot, this
Magnum-sized, vino-crazed behemoth knows but one desire: to destroy! To
destroy your preconceptions about red blends, and stomp the walls of
your sales resistance into dust! Woot Cellars dared to shackle the
beast, but it would not be tamed!
Run, lest its unholy
aromas of raspberry and spice scald your nostrils! Flee, that you may
escape the heavy tread of its bestial blackberry, black pepper, and
anise flavors! When Polyphemus sticks out his pinky to drink, entire
villages are reduced to ruins! Polyphemus is the third offering from
Woot Cellars...will it be your LAST?