"Chrom!" swore Conen as he climbed into the sewers. "I knew when I
undertook this quest for the glorious Razer m100 Pro/Solutions Protone
In-Ear Earphone I would face danger and excitement, but this...!"
you well, Conen!" a deep and kingly voice echoed through the sewers.
"Before you reach my citadel to rob me of my In-The-Ear Secure Fit
Optimal Performance Three-Size Interchangeable plugs, which a wizard
probably made, you must first face my allies, Hirst, Bacon, Koons and
If Conen was made nervous by the appearance
of the four man-sized tortoises, his face did not betray him, unlike
his previous partner and his last four concubines, in the face of the
X-People, a team from Conen's future that fought him like demons for
the Razer m100 Pro/Solutions Protone In-Ear Earphone's full bodied
ProBass technology. Conen had withstood the violet eye-beams of Third
Eye, the weather control of Pressure System, the shiny quasi-unopenable
silver lair of Chocolate Foil Egg, the teleportation of Blue Smoke, the
great mental powers of June Redd, only to nearly succumb to the
ferocious angry claws of The Beaver.
And right after that
he met three Jedo Knights and the whole crew of the Spacecraft
Interprize and they said he'd never escape. But escape he did, and now
in the sewers, Conen drew his mighty sword and prepared himself to
fight alone, as long as he must, until the lightweight Razer m100
Pro/Solutions Protone In-Ear Earphone was in his hands for good...
Warranty: One year
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Lightweight for listeners on the move
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Provides greater sound output and a more accurate music reproduction
Frequency Response: 20 ~ 11,000Hz
Impedance: 16 ohms
Max Sound Pressure Level (SPL): 108dB
Cable Length: 1m/ 3.28ft
3.5mm connector plug
Max Power Rating: 20mW
Weight: 9g (with cable)
m100 In-Ear Phones
Three sets of ear plugs in various sizes
Custom carry case
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That's right - two, Two, TWO shirts for the price of one! When our derby ended in a tie yesterday, we decided the only fair thing to do was the thing that would cost us money. The real winner of this Derby is you, the voting public - because now you get a shot at both winning shirts for the same ludicrously low price. Ain't democracy grand? This deal will only last until it sells out, but you might be able to find them later on their own, if you're ready to pay a <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=UnhappyMeeting">little</a> <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=SnowmenInHeat">more</a>. Unhappy Meeting
Far be it from us to question the person who submitted and named this one, but this meeting only seems unhappy for one of these two elemental substances. Judging from their expressions, we'd guess that water is winning this particular primordial struggle. Fine with us. We're glad 70% of the Earth's surface isn't covered by fire.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member samryan, co-champion of Derby #2.
Wear this shirt to: your Alchemy Club meetings.
Don't wear this shirt to: a party at Earth & Air's place. They'll feel snubbed.
This shirt tells the world: "I'd rather be wet than on fire." We call this color: Hot Wet Asphalt.
Snowmen in Heat
No, not that kind of heat. Get your mind out of the gutter. This tragic vignette captures the horror and suffering of the annual Meltocaust, when the entire snowman population is obliterated in a bright, sunny massacre, when snowman turns on snowman in a fruitless battle for survival. Maybe those snowmen should stay at the poles where they belong instead of trying to take over our backyards.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jamescho84, co-champion of Derby #2.
Wear this shirt to: terrify snowchildren.
Don't wear this shirt to: Antarctica. They've got tough hate-speech laws down there.
This shirt tells the world: "When the sun comes out, it's every snowman for himself."
We call this color: It's All Melted Now, Baby Blue
More Derby Fun
Just for giggles, some stats: these designs were submitted a mere 14 minutes apart last Friday. 2206 users voted in this Derby, casting a total of 12189 votes (5.5 votes per voter). 371 voted for one or the other of these designs. And we suppose this tie was just fine with 162 people, since they voted for both.
If you know what we know
about Pinot, then you know there's no place better suited to growing
Pinot Noir than Oregon's Willamette Valley. The growing conditions
there are like Plato's abstract conception of a tree: ideal. And Don
and Wendy Lange first plunged their fingers into the rich loam of the
Valley way back in 1987 - if they're not quite the Adam and Eve of the
Oregon wine scene, they're close. All that time, Don and his son Jesse have been chanting their mantra of "Structure, Texture, Balance", like a wizened,
wine-obsessed Mr. Miyagi teaching Daniel Russo the ancient secrets of the art. The structured, textured, balanced Lange
Estate wines prove they're not just crazy people. Let's see...two
resplendent Pinot Noirs, made by longtime Pinot Noir experts, from the
epicenter of Pinot Noir production...do we really need to say more?
then. Available for the first time anywhere, the Lange Estate Winery
2006 Pinot Noir Reserve grew up during the warm, dry summer of 2006,
the kind of exceptional growing season that many vintners would give at
least one finger for, maybe even an entire hand. Sparkling like a ruby
and smelling like a cherry, this gorgeous Pinot Noir delivers juicy
mouthfuls of candied apple, dried cherry, and red currant, with a side
of black tea. Things get spicy for the long, savory finish. The 2006
Pinot Noir Reserve may seem a little flashy, but like ol' Diz sez, it
ain't braggin' if you can do it.
Grown entirely on the Lange
Estate Vineyard in Dundee Hills (the birthplace of Oregon Pinot Noir),
the Lange 2005 Pinot Noir Dundee Hills Estate has already racked up 90+
ratings from the likes of Wine Review Online, along with accolades like
"Pinot pleasure in a glass". Who are we to argue? We'll just tell you
that this exceptional single-vineyard number is as silky and
full-bodied as a Victoria's Secret model, although it smells a lot more
like raspberries and plums. The palate? Imagine smoking lush black
cherries on a slab of slate rock. Then imagine that tasting fifty times
better than you think. It's like that.
We're aware that the
price tag on this Pinot duo is a little higher than usual around here.
Paradoxically, it's also a better bargain than we usually offer, too.
Not because of magic or alchemy or higher-order calculus - just because
these two superlative Pinot Noirs would be worth twice this price. Or
even more, if you're on a deserted island thousands of miles from the
nearest sommelier. But if that's the case, we probably don't ship
there. Sorry we even brought it up. We didn't mean to taunt you with
images of us luxuriating in the rapturous flavor cascade of this Lange
Willamette Valley Pinot Noir Duo.
Oh, one more thing: orders to certain states will take even tediously longer than usual, since we're trying to keep the wine from spoiling in the heat. Don't blame us, blame fossil fuel emissions. Because they don't have feelings.
Lange Estate Winery 2006 Pinot Noir Reserve
RELEASE DATE: September 1, 2007
HARVEST DATE: September 18 - October 25, 2006
CASE PRODUCTION: 2500 cases
AGING: 10 months in French Oak, approximately 20% new
Lange 2005 Pinot Noir Dundee Hills Estate
RELEASE DATE: November 17, 2006
HARVEST DATE: October 10 - 27, 2005
CASE PRODUCTION: 400 cases
AGING: 13 months in French Oak, approximately 40% new