In November of 1899, in the final years of the Qing Dynasty, a
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The failure of the
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It's not easy being the only cube on the playground. Nobody wants to throw you through a hoop or kick you into a goal. Even when you do frolic with the others, your sharp corners invariably lead to a tragic puncture incident if you're not careful. So what can the lonely cube of today do to fit in? File off your edges? Don't you dare. You can't run from who you are, especially if you're a cube with no legs. You just keep on cubin' on, and someday everybody will recognize the unique beauty of your six equal sides.
This shirt was designed by: Woot member inglekott, the winner of our inaugural Derby. He is to the Derby what Nelson Algren is to the National Book Award, the Green Bay Packers are to the Super Bowl, and Can't Stop The Music is to the Golden Raspberry Awards.
Wear this shirt to: the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Cube-Shaped People.
Don't wear this shirt to: the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Pyramid-Shaped People. Because why aren't they represented on your shirt, you shapist bigot? This shirt tells the world: "Who squares wins." We call this color: White Is The Loneliest Color.
All right, stop. Cultivate and listen. Ty is back with a brand new edition. Something grabbed ahold of him tightly, turned like a corkscrew daily and nightly - and the result is the brand-new Ty Caton 2005 Field Blend Red, available here for the very first time anywhere. After a nose as oaky as Pinocchio's, it rocks your palate like a vandal with flavors of black currant, blackberry and plum. The blend is mostly Cabernet Sauvignon and Syrah, but Petite Sirah, Merlot, and Malbec also get a look in. Like all Ty Caton wines, it was crafted with sustainable methods and painstaking attention to detail. Why? Because anything less than the best is a felony.
If you're still trying to figure out where you've heard of this Ty Caton guy before, let the Ty Caton 2003 TyTanium refresh your memory. Back for another go-round, this fan favorite was one of the best-received offerings in Wine.Woot history, and it's not hard to see why, or smell why, or taste why. Tantalizing aromas of black fruit, anise, and cocoa are just the beginning. On the palate, each sip is like a little velvet bonbon bursting with ripe, dark cherry and blackberry flavors for a sweet, dense mid-palate bacchanal. Fine tannins whisk the finish away on clouds of vanilla and chocolate, and it's just, just so...excuse us a moment, please. Yes, we are crying. But don't worry, they're tears of joy.
Ahem. Now, before we got overwhelmed by the transcendent beauty of TyTanium, we were going to tell you about the third vino in this triumvirate, the Ty Caton 2003 Merlot. While it might not seem as sexy as the brand new Field Blend or the crowd-pleasing TyTanium, it stands second to no wine in its bright, smooth richness and all-American cherry, vanilla, and blueberry notes. Don't even dare ask if it's executed with a dedication to old-world craft and a respect for its own unique character. If it says "Ty Caton", you know it is.
Not only do the Caton people mix up an awful fine grape-hooch, they back up their action with talk. On our discussion forums, their articulate, approachable representative - known only as "Winegirl" - has become one of us, sticking around for wine chat long after she was obligated to do so. Yep, that Caton operation is class all the way down the line. Buy up now before they realize they're too good for Wine.Woot.