FANDOM


Saturday, July 14, 2007


http://www.woot.com/Images/Sale/Stanley_65_Piece_Standard_&_Metric_Socket_SetdwaThumbnail.jpg
$34.99

Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set
I Woot Myself Today/To See If I Still Feel
(Forum) (Buy now)

  • New $34.99 + $5 shipping
  • Product(s):
  • (1) Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set 85-437


Description:

You all might'a heard 'a me. My name is Sinister McGilicuddy, PhD. I got my doctorate at the school of being done wrong. Listen here. A woman might look all nice an' pretty and smell like a car full of flowers hit a truck haulin' angels, but when push comes to shove, she ain't gonna fix your flat tire, or change your oil, or refill the power steering fluid or all the other things some gearhead mama is gonna lie about in the comments about ten minutes from now. That's why you need a ratchet set. The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set will be there when she walks out the door for some guy who has a "job". The quality steel and high polish chrome won't sell you out just because finding your voice involves sitting behind the QuickGas for seventeen hours a day. The quick-release button won't care if you give her fifteen year old sister Mad Dog 20/20, and sure won't call your probation officer and tell him about it. And sometimes I like to spread all them ratchets out on the floor and pretend I got me a new Voltron and some evil wizard made it so they can't fuse until they - well, anyway, that don't matter none. You sit back and listen to my song.

The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set went up ol' Cutter's Hill
I said The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set went up ol' Cutter's Hill
It fixed the Devil's car and that ol' Devil said "Hey, boy, give you a ride I will."

The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set got in that Devil's ride
Oh, no, The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set got in that Devil's ride
The Devil took him to get a hamburger and when they got to the place they went inside

Lord, lord, The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set features Max-Drive™ design
I say, The Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set features Max-Drive™ design
That torque sure came in handy after what the Devil did out on Route 9

Thank you.

Warranty: One year

Features:

  • Stanley® drive tools are forged from high-quality steel and finished in high-polish chrome
  • Each ratchet handle is ergonomically designed and has an easy-to-use, thumb operated reverse-switch mechanism
  • Sockets and extensions remain locked onto the drive until disengaged with an easy-to-reach, low-profile quick-release button
  • Stanley® sockets feature our Max-Drive™ design, a unique radius corner design which provides 15% more torque to tighten fasteners easily and simplify the turning of rounded corners
  • Helps reduce fastener wear by minimizing contact on outer 5% of fastener; helping increase life expectancy
  • Helps reduce slipping on frozen or rusted fasteners
  • All Stanley® ratchets and sockets are manufactured globally, and are designed to meet or exceed ANSI specifications

This set includes:

  • nine 1/4" Drive 6 Point Sockets (3/16" - 1/2")
  • ten 1/4" Drive 6 Point Metric Sockets (4mm - 13mm)
  • 1/4" Drive Reversible Ratchet
  • 1/4" Drive Socket Driver
  • 3" 1/4" Drive Extension
  • nine 3/8" Drive 12 Point Standard SAE Sockets (3/8" - 7/8")
  • nine 3/8" Drive 12 Point Deep SAE Sockets (3/8" - 7/8")
  • ten 3/8" Drive 6 Point Standard Metric Sockets (10mm - 19mm)
  • nine 3/8" Drive 6 Point Deep Metric Sockets (10mm - 19mm)
  • 5/8" Drive Spark Plug Socket
  • 3" and 6" 3/8" Drive Extensions
  • 3/8" Drive Universal Joint
  • 3/8"F x 1/4"M Adapter
  • Molded Case.


Got some updated prices? Click here and update them!

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.