Description: Yeah, man, you're all just sittin' around, sittin' in your cars, your big guzzlin' cars, listening, listening, man, to, to, to some song, sounds like the slow dance at a junior prom, and and and they're watching you, man, they're up there with those Xact X32X-2 2Way Wristwatch Radios, talking about what you wear in the shower, man, you know that grey cat because that's one of them, man, that collar is a radio that has a range that goes up to 1.5 miles, man, and, and, and, hey, did you know Scooter Libby used to be the lawyer for Marc Rich? 22 channels, man, but they say you gotta have a license for the top eight, like they don't legislate enough, man, we gotta march on the US Mint and demand our electromagnetic spectrum back, we gotta fight for our rights, man, God gave us those waves, otherwise how would we see the backlit LCD display and manipulate the electronic volume control?
We're in the Dick Tracy future, jack! We got a call alert! You can talk to Gramma while you're cookin' eggs! Voice activated! Rechargeable battery! A charger in the box! And it's a watch, it's a watch, so you know your alibi to the second! That's more than Cheney has, man, and he's runnin' the freakin' country! So strap tomorrow to your fist and throw it up in the air and yell, brother, yell that you're not gonna take their system of force-fed baby food any more!
Yell it loud, man! Loud!
Yeah, man, look, the volume control is right there. I can't deal with it, man, I got sensitive ears, I'm a folk artist. Yeah, I make little porcupines out of old beer cans and sell 'em for a quarter. And play a little guitar, you know, just to get the word out so the kids will listen. Get them Xact X32X-2 2Way Wristwatch Radios and we can talk about it where The Man can't hear. Jack. <a name="comment_form"></a>
Warranty: 90 days
Digital watch and 2-way radio with up to 1.5 mile range