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No, Shun Ken Onion is the name of these knives. They're named after Ken Onion. Who is not a real onion, by the way. That'd be awesome, though. If you cut him, you would both cry. No, he's a human, and an award-winning knifemaker. Who knew you could win awards by making knives? They're probably called the Stabbies. Anyway, Ken is the mastermind behind Kershaw Knives' "SpeedSafe" assisted opening mechanism, which makes him indirectly responsible for many of the times you've eaten a salad in a restaurants and there wasn't a fingertip in it. He's earned your trust. That's how you know you can rely on these fancy-schmancy dinner-dicers of his that we're selling. They're pretty serious. They're made of VG-10 stainless "super steel," forged from carbon, chromium, colbalt, manganese, molybdenum, silicon and vanadium, all of which are supposedly real elements, even that last one. Then they're clad with sixteen layers of SUS410 high-carbon stainless steel on both sides, for a hella-sharp thirty-three-layer rust-free burrito with a Rockwell rating of 61. "What's a Rockwell rating?" you ask? Well, wouldn't you like to know! Yeah, these things are classy, dude, from the tippy-most points of their slicy ends to their ebony-black PakkaWood handles. I hear they're really good for cooking. But even if you aren't all that into cooking, it's pretty fun to cut stuff, right? Hey, I read an article in Blade Magazine recently (I had mistaken it for the comic book about the daywalker vampire-killer) that said a bunch of famous people own Ken Onion knives. It's not clear whether they bought them, though. So I was thinking that would be a good promotional gimmick. Like, if I mail unsolicited copies of my self-published survivalist novel to the girl from TRANSFORMERS, can I then use her name in advertising? "Megan Fox has a copy of_Babylon Under Siege_ in her home (according to a delivery confirmation slip I got from the Post Office)!" Also, Blade counted Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson as two separate celebrities who have K.O. knives, but I think they live together, so that's cheating. So, in conclusion, there is a lot you can say about this knife set. But the most important thing is that do you have a rag or something? Because I have cut my hand pretty badly here, and am bleeding profusely. Warranty: Shun Lifetime Features:
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Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on <a href="http://www.woot.com/3np.r" style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(239, 197, 28);">the Reckoning chart</a>, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.
Mr. President there is, a, ah, um, rather urgent matter requiring your immediate attention sir. It's just that we seem to be under attack. No, not terrorists, we don't think. Definitely not the Chinese. You're right, sorry, I just would've been really impressed had you guessed it. Sir we seem to be under attack from Zombies. No sir that wouldn't work, you see, as they're also vampires. Well, again, I see where you're going with that, but they are, in addition, robots. Well we don't really know who made them because they seem to have come from space. You're right, I should've just spit all that out at once. Well, sir, we're still not really sure what happens if you're bitten. One might assume you would quickly succumb to the zombie infection and become a reanimated corpse, but it is possible you die and are reborn in seven days as a vampire. We have not ruled out that our attackers may have some sort of cyborg factory orbiting the planet that is reanimating corpses into half-man, half-machine warriors of doom. Who are also vampire zombies. Well the good news is we do have a protocol for just such an event, actually. It was written during the previous administration. No sir, they just really enjoyed doomsday scenario planning. Anyway, this is a cyanide capsule. Well, according to protocol, you are supposed to chew it. Well I assume then you would die, sir. Well, and again I'm reading from protocol here sir, "What in the holy hell are we possibly going to do against Zombie Vampire Robots from Space?" Wear this shirt: during First Contact. Show any visitors from another galaxy that you're not impressed with just any aliens. Don't wear this shirt: during the Zombie Apocalypse. It's going to get so messy you might just want to go shirtless. This shirt tells the world: "Global warming is not the most menacing threat to Earth by a long shot." We call this color: Glen or Glenda Grey Design Placement: Centered Design Size: First Day Quantity: 3000 Pantone Color(s): White - 297C - 320C - 3155C - 032C - 261C Please check our <a class="modalPopUp sizingchart" href="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm" title="http://www.woot.com/SizingChart.htm">sizing chart</a> before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
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Nah, don't be frightened by the harsh Germanic sound. This white grape they call M�ller-Thurgau is a real sweetheart. They already know that in Germany, where M�ller-Thurgau is the second-most widely planted grape. It can thrive in a wide variety of weather and terroir, it produces a mild and fruity wine, and is just as good young as it is aged - all qualities that make it an economical choice for large-scale wine producers. Not that that matters to Anne Amie. They keep yields low on their estate vineyard in Oregon's Willamette Valley. Owner Dr. Robert Pamplin, winemaker Thomas Houseman, and winegrower Jason Tosch are in it for the quality, not the quantity. Turns out that even though M�ller-Thurgau is perfectly suited to mass production, it's even better in, uh, non-mass production. These four bottles of 2007 Anne Amie Cuv�e A M�ller-Thurgau testify to that. Announcing itself with floral-fruity whiffs of white peach, fresh pineapple, lemon zest, and jasmine, it proceeds to honeydew, pear peel, and honeysuckle on the palate. A splash of minerality clears the way for the next sip. It's fast friends with any mildly spicy cuisine, from Thai to Creole to Mexican. Despite the name, we haven't tried it with knackw�rste and sauerkraut. But it's pretty versatile, so if you're feeling like washing down your Teutonic feast with a little 2007 Anne Amie Cuv�e A M�ller-Thurgau, we won't stop you. For one thing, we're still kind of scared of that umlaut. 2007 Anne Amie Cuv�e A M�ller-Thurgau
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Our first stop, the Red Planet. Yeah, that's where mankind's got to go. That's why we built this KidKraft Deluxe Glow-in-the-Dark Space Train Station in the first place. To get from planet A to planet B in style. If you look to your left, you'll see the mothership on the platform. That's gonna take us to new heights, baby. Settle in, because this space train is taking a left. Aw, look there. It's Luna. That's the moon, and you know this. They say there ain't no life on the moon, but they also say that a space train is a bad idea from a budget standpoint. Know what I say to that? I say SHUT UP BEFORE I WHIP YOU LIKE YOU WAS CAUGHT IN A LAGRANGIAN POINT WITH MY BELT. Aw, yeah. Check it out, she's all glowin' in the dark. What's that? It ain't nothing but a space thing, baby. That's Galactic Central Station, where we can pick up and discharge. That's where we start from, and where we finish. Hey, you ever seen one of them talking Tank Engines they got in London? Yeah, first time I saw that, I thought I'd been slipped a bad batch of Tang, if you understand me. But Tom and all his friends, they can fit on my track just fine, and it's cool with me. Life's too short to hate. When I see 'em go past, haulin' them aliens, I just wave. Strap it down, now, because we're about to go into Train Warp! Awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. I make this run all the time. The bureaucrats keep talking like a Space Train might be too funky for what it costs. That's why I gotta stand up and say WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, EARTHY, LEST I PUT ALL SIXTEEN INCHES OF MY FOOT IN IT? every once in a while. It ain't no thing. Not for the Space Train. Get settled in now, because we might need to hit the brakes. There's some alien that keeps tying some lady up to the tracks to try and get her to sign over the deed to her Space Ranch. But the Galactic Engineer gonna make everything allllll right, dig? Cause he knows folks got to get places with soul, and space is the place. Awwww yeahhhh. <img src="http://sale.images.woot.com/warning-chokinghazzard.png" alt="" /> Warranty: 90 Day KidKraft Recommended Age: 3+ Features:
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